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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Dave drowned, so at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted....
07:02 Fri 23rd Sep 20229 answers, last by Patsy33 11:47 Fri 23rd Sep 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Yes, we are back in business I used to be into ham radio, but all I could hear was crackling....
07:04 Tue 20th Sep 202213 answers, last by Ken4155 09:31 Tue 20th Sep 2022
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Canary42

Another Amusing Little (True Allegedly) Tale From Facebook

https://ibb.co/hy7Qct4...
13:06 Sun 18th Sep 20225 answers, last by Patsy33 16:07 Sun 18th Sep 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

"I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee" "Relax, you are two tents"...
06:52 Fri 26th Aug 202213 answers, last by Chipchopper 15:12 Fri 26th Aug 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My wife asked me "is it just me or is the dog getting fat?" Apparently "it's just you" isn't the right answer....
07:03 Wed 10th Aug 202212 answers, last by wolf63 14:47 Wed 10th Aug 2022
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Chipchopper

Going Down

The only passenger on a 747 flight, was a criminal who used his flying skills as a bargaining chip, to land the plane safely, in return for his freedom. It was so Con-Decending...
06:14 Wed 10th Aug 20226 answers, last by Patsy33 17:19 Wed 10th Aug 2022
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1ozzy

I've No Idea..

..why this pooch is banned. Seems to be pretty cool to me. https://ibb.co/NLTyKhp...
06:21 Mon 08th Aug 20225 answers, last by Patsy33 12:28 Mon 08th Aug 2022
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1ozzy

Why Does..

.. the Norwegian navy have black lines on the side of their ships? So they can Scandinavian...
08:24 Sat 06th Aug 20224 answers, last by Patsy33 17:16 Sat 06th Aug 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Smoking will kill you… bacon will kill you… and yet, smoking bacon will cure it....
07:03 Sat 06th Aug 20228 answers, last by Spicerack 13:35 Sat 06th Aug 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I had to leave the pub last night as my friends upset me. They all told me I was fat. They kept saying you're round....
06:54 Fri 05th Aug 202212 answers, last by Khandro 16:04 Fri 05th Aug 2022
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1ozzy

I Hope..

..the birds spincter survived https://ibb.co/Snp7VJS...
05:54 Fri 05th Aug 202215 answers, last by Hopkirk 15:55 Fri 05th Aug 2022
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maggiebee

Moo

What sound does a cow make when it runs out of milk? None - there is udder silence....
11:29 Mon 01st Aug 202215 answers, last by 1ozzy 07:02 Tue 02nd Aug 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Jokes about feet are corny, but jokes about eyes are cornea.
06:14 Sat 30th Jul 202217 answers, last by piggynose 16:37 Sat 30th Jul 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

A genie offered to make any wish come true. I said I just wanted to be happy. Now I'm really short, live in the woods with six other men and mine diamonds all day long....
07:24 Wed 27th Jul 20229 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:00 Thu 28th Jul 2022
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abbeyleigh

Is This Suitable For An Interview?

https://www.newlook.com/uk/womens/clothing/dresses/blue-ditsy-floral-chiffon-34-puff-sleeve-midi-dress/p/837684049...
17:56 Fri 22nd Jul 202217 answers, last by 1ozzy 07:55 Sat 23rd Jul 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

The man who invented wordsearch has died. His funeral will be held next TTISVPGKMP HJGUONQUXJ NMONDAYWZ BATKTENOPG HCVNKOTDIM...
08:06 Tue 12th Jul 20228 answers, last by Ken4155 10:18 Tue 12th Jul 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I didn't understand when my wife said I was holding the bag of pasta upside down. Then the penne dropped....
06:52 Mon 11th Jul 202216 answers, last by mallyh 13:50 Mon 11th Jul 2022
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naomi24

Looking For A Science Fiction Series

I’m sure I read here about a new science fiction series on Netflix but I can’t remember where I saw it. Any ideas anyone?...
18:30 Fri 08th Jul 202211 answers, last by naomi24 08:48 Sat 09th Jul 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My cat has just eaten three mallards. He's a duck filled fatty puss....
06:47 Wed 22nd Jun 202213 answers, last by Patsy33 10:26 Wed 22nd Jun 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I returned my lizard to the pet shop today as it wouldn't stop telling me jokes. The store assistant said "that isn't a lizard, it is a stand up chameleon."...
08:25 Sun 12th Jun 202210 answers, last by Patsy33 12:17 Sun 12th Jun 2022

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