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Get up, get out of bed Drag a comb across your head Make your way downstairs And have a ..............
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Bit of a disaster today, power tool failures, grrrr. Wont be getting a few products into the shop this week. Will be spending money on replacements ;-( Hope you all have a more productive and happier...
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Is Boaty having computor/ internet problems? A well deserved sleep in? Hungover, surrounded by cider bottles? You choose ;-/...
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...are totally innocent. There they were, aged relatives gazing into my 15 month old daughters cot. "Oooh look, gushed Mavis, "She has her grandmothers eyes". "Yes" replied Agnes, Uncle Cedrics nose...
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It appears so to some
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... I couldn't find my wallet. Quite a few very helpful Abers had suggestions as to where it may be. Now I can't find my suppositories!...
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Has, after approximately twenty years, decided to remove GST (VAT in your lingo) on tampons and other ladies hygiene products. Even though condoms and Viagra have never been subject to the 10% tax as...
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You forgot to say the thread is closed. https://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/News/Question1625620-3.html Wouldn't want a new thread in Ed's Blog questioning where the answer box is, just adds to the work...
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Considering buying one for an elderly mother. Found a few, Robo-Twist, Hamilton Beach and Black & Decker. I've read reviews, probably a mistake, and watched videos of them in action. Any Aber's owned...
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Doesn't seem to be many today
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... going shopping for doggy treats. https://9gag.com/gag/a0K3N2L...
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...While ordering takeaway food and having sex.
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...That Theresa May may be replaced by Ingvar Kamprad as PM. But will he be able to assemble a cabinet?...
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....Sitting at the dinner table and also be used while having sex. "That was very filling"...
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//And there's a wino down the road // Led Zep circa '71 What's yours?...
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Mrs Oz has left to visit relatives for a little while. Should I? A: Repaint the living room, do all the washing, vacuuming, dusting, mopping etc. or B: Stock up on booze and party hats....
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Does it assist us in staying healthy or does it reduce immune systems?...
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..Reckon our esteemed skipper may be cussing a 'putor this morning.
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15a) Cabbage alien cooked for the premier (4,2-3)
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.. phrases, sentences every disappear altogether? What The Funicular WIK? IDC personally IRL it appears so. SITD RN RU? BTW B4YKI IIRC IMHO MMW's ICH, W4M. TBC TYT, TYVM for reading. TTYL....

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