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albaqwerty
A psychic dwarf has escaped from Greenock prison. That's right, there's a small medium at large....
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marval
I have a friend who is a stamp collecting Irish dancer. His name is Michael Philately....
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Chipchopper
Waiter waiter! Take these sardines away, I cant eat these, they're absolutely swimming in oil! Waiter : "Well Sir that just go's to show you how fresh they are"...
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TheDevil
Takes them months to respond to a (what was though at the time) a HCID pandemic yet at the click of the fingers police are militarised. They need to be careful. Sir William Blackstone wrote in the...
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Chipchopper
You know when you're getting old when............... The candles cost more than the cake!...
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Fanriffic
Struggling to find a suitable birthday gift for my young niece, I asked her Mum what she was into at the moment and what should I buy for her. “Oh, she likes all that Frozen stuff” So I got her some...
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alavahalf
Adam was sitting in the Grass wondering what he was supposed to do when God asked him why he was feeling blue. Adam said that he didn't know what he was there for. He said all I see are birds and...
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marval
A husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settled down, the man (not quite ready for slumber) leans over...
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fuggy
Cpl jones, I didn’t see you at camouflage training today. Thank you sir....
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Seen on the back of a Vineyard Delivery Truck https://ibb.co/9bw26rb...
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Patsy33
One of our Russian human pyramid acrobats, has been injured We don't have Oleg to stand on....
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melv16
... someone carrying a golf club in Edinburgh they are usually going to play golf. Whereas in Glasgow...
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melv16
...that everyone in Waitrose keeps 2m distance away by carrying an Aldi bag.

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