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I've decided to call everyone Dave today! Just to see what reaction it will trigger...
I quit using the metric system in January and I'm proud to say i'm finally back on my feet.
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My dear old grandad had an ordnance survey map tattooed on his chest, lovely bloke, you always knew... ...
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My dear old grandad had an ordnance survey map tattooed on his chest, lovely bloke, you always knew... ...
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A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's... ...
The funeral of the Tupperware inventor has been postponed.... They're still trying to find the lid which fits his coffin. The funeral home said "it's definitely around here... ...
....dropped 1000 onion bhajis and 500 pakoras on Pakistan. A spokesman said...."that's just for starters"!
RC church in chaos after Vatican City declared a NO SMOKING zone.
I applied for a job as a joke explainer, I didn't get it.
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I Was up to my knees in cheese spread yesterday.
That's the last time I walk the Streets of Philadelphia.
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I was so tired last night I... ...
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I Was up to my knees in cheese spread yesterday.
That's the last time I walk the Streets of Philadelphia.
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I was so tired last night I... ...
A drunken woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi outside a Hotel.. The Taxi Driver "Wee Kenneth" opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the Taxi.... The woman said... ...
my wife and i started role playing in the bedroom .Her favourite is sexy librarian ,it's where i have to sit quietly for 2 hours while she reads a book .
I am fed up people complaining about the cost of food, the cost of drink and how much it costs to park. I told them if they don't like it then don't come to my house
My Mum was a radiologist. She met my Dad when he came in for an Xray.
I wonder what she saw in him.
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Just bought an ABBA inspired toilet...What a loo!.
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Two months ago I entered a competition to... ...
I wonder what she saw in him.
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Just bought an ABBA inspired toilet...What a loo!.
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Two months ago I entered a competition to... ...
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