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Rondy
It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family are just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's...
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Rondy
During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level He described a typical day this way: 'Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers,...
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Rondy
A college student wrote a letter home: Dear folks, I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money. I feel ashamed and unhappy. I have to ask for another hundred, but every cell in my body...
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Canary42
So the Pope was visiting London when one of the congregation, a young man, asked the Pope if he could help him with his hearing. The Pope put his hands around the young man's ears and said several...
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johnny.5
While walking down the street one day, a tory MP is tragically hit by a truck and killed. His soul arrives in Heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter....
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Rondy
A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet place he...
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Rondy
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my...
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Rondy
FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. £100 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything....
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brian j john
So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."...
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brian j john
I told my friend I'm going to open a shop in the United Arab Emirates , and he said Dubai. and i told him and to sell...
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bookbinder
Q. How can you tell the difference between a stoat and a weasel? A. A stoat is stotally obvious, and a weasel is weasily seen....
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Rondy
The bank robbers arrived just before closing and promptly ordered the few remaining depositors, the tellers, clerks, and guards to disrobe and lie face down on the floor, behind the counter. One...
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Rondy
An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth. He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said: "May I come in. I lived in this very room thirty years ago when I studied in...
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Patsy33
I accidentally glued myself to my autobiography. It's my story and I'm sticking to it...
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Rondy
A lorry carrying 25 tons of Vicks Vapour Rub has overturned on the M6, near Birmingham, spilling it's load onto the carriage way. The Police have said, there will be no congestion for at least 12hrs....
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Rondy
There's a new virus. The code name is "WORK." If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from anyone else — do not touch WORK under any circumstances. This virus wipes out...
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Rondy
London Lawyer: "Well Barney, so you want me to defend you? Have you got any money?" Barney: "No sir. I haven't got any money, but I have got a 2018 Ford S Max!" Lawyer: "Well you can raise money on...
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Rondy
In the world of flies, a young fly needed a heart transplant. After being taken to surgery, the fly anaesthesiologist put the young fly to sleep. The fly doctor's assistant cut open the young fly’s...
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melv16
.... easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women.......
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