A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's... ...
The funeral of the Tupperware inventor has been postponed.... They're still trying to find the lid which fits his coffin. The funeral home said "it's definitely around here... ...
A drunken woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi outside a Hotel.. The Taxi Driver "Wee Kenneth" opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the Taxi.... The woman said... ...
my wife and i started role playing in the bedroom .Her favourite is sexy librarian ,it's where i have to sit quietly for 2 hours while she reads a book .
I am fed up people complaining about the cost of food, the cost of drink and how much it costs to park. I told them if they don't like it then don't come to my house