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Rondy
My Mum was a radiologist. She met my Dad when he came in for an Xray.

I wonder what she saw in him.
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Just bought an ABBA inspired toilet...What a loo!.
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Two months ago I entered a competition to... ...
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DTCwordfan
Why did Gulliver's rabbits go on strike this Easter? They wanted better celery..
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maggiebee
ADULT A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOUR A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS The only... ...
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Canary42
Son: "Daddy, Daddy, when I grow up I want to be a politician." Dad: "Well, you're going to have to make your mind up, you can't do both."
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Patsy33
Two of my best friends are named William Hill...
What are the odds of that?
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Patsy33
Pioneering plastic surgeons have restored a man's severed ear, using material from a pigs ear. After surgery, the man's hearing was near perfect, although he said there was some crackling.
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maggiebee
A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The... ...
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sandyRoe
A quack head. 🤣   And a teacher who never breaks wind in public?   A private tooter.😂   Saw them both on FB and thought I'd share.
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Ken4155
Patient;  "Doctor, doctor, i can't say my 'fs' or my 'ts'." Doctor;  "Well you can't say fairer than that then."   Q;  What's ET short for? A;  Becasuse he only has little legs.   I once went... ...
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gramps85
April Fools Day has been cancelled this year, because no prank is greater than the joke that is running this country right now.
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1ozzy
..to cancel an appointment at a sperm bank?         Tell them you can't come today.
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Rondy
Just a warning if you're buying a watch on Amazon.

I learned the hard way that if it says you can swim with it, this only applies if you can already swim without it.
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Patsy33
I recently asked Google "who was the waiter at the last supper". It said server not found.

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