March 8Th Is Coming, Who Can Help Me?
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A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye. It loudly announced, "£500 Porsche! New!" The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for £500, and he thought it might be a joke,...
A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!"
The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."...
A man brings his best golf mate home, totally unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, following an afternoon on the golf course. His wife screams her head off at him, while his golfing friend sits open...
A man goes to the eye opticians. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?" The man...
When I arranged for my fish supper to be delivered to my home, I was absolutely disgusted, it looked like it had fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. I was so enraged I...
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed in him.
To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him......
A third-grade teacher was instructing her students in some of the wonders of nature and ended by saying, "Isn't it wonderful how baby chickens get hatch out of their shells?" An eight-year-old,...
There seems to be a worldwide shortage of barber equipment, due to the current pandemic. So I went to my local pet shop to see if I could buy some hair trimmers. "Sorry" the sales assistant said...
I makes mistakes. I’ll be the second to admit it.........
Why do women live a better, longer & more peaceful Life, compared to men? A very INTELLIGENT student replied: 'Because women don't have a wife!' _______________ COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: "Dear...
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A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called ‘Husband – the Master of the House?’' Sales girl: “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!” __________________ Someone asked an...
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just sauntering around the zoo. A...
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? ___________ Mary: "My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor." Doctor: "Oh, really?" Mary: "Yes, she tries to prevent...
Just changed my Facebook name to 'No one', so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say 'No one likes this'.
At a naval barracks the enlisted men were being given their Covid shots prior to going overseas. One lad, having received a series of injections including flu and pneumonia jabs asked for a glass of...
Man : "CAN I GET A BURGER WITH FRIES, PLEASE ?."
Librarian : "Sir this is a library!"
Man : (whispers) "OK can I get a burger and fries please ?"...
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Riddles: Q: What stays in the corner all the time but travels around the world? A:Postage Stamps. Q: What gets quickly wet while drying? A: The towel. Q: How do you throw an egg on the floor without...
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