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Clone
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maggiebee
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's... ...
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maggiebee
The funeral of the Tupperware inventor has been postponed.... They're still trying to find the lid which fits his coffin. The funeral home said "it's definitely around here... ...
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ToraToraTora
....dropped 1000 onion bhajis and 500 pakoras on Pakistan. A spokesman said...."that's just for starters"!
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Canary42
RC church in chaos after Vatican City declared a NO SMOKING zone.
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Rondy
I applied for a job as a joke explainer, I didn't get it.
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I Was up to my knees in cheese spread yesterday.

That's the last time I walk the Streets of Philadelphia.
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I was so tired last night I... ...
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maggiebee
A drunken woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi outside a Hotel.. The Taxi Driver "Wee Kenneth" opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the Taxi.... The woman said... ...
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mallyh
my wife and i started role playing in the bedroom .Her favourite is sexy librarian ,it's where i have to sit quietly for 2 hours while she reads a book .
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gramps85
I am fed up people complaining about the cost of food, the cost of drink and how much it costs to park. I told them if they don't like it then don't come to my house
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Rondy
My Mum was a radiologist. She met my Dad when he came in for an Xray.

I wonder what she saw in him.
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Just bought an ABBA inspired toilet...What a loo!.
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Two months ago I entered a competition to... ...
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DTCwordfan
Why did Gulliver's rabbits go on strike this Easter? They wanted better celery..
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maggiebee
ADULT A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOUR A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS The only... ...

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