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With so many televised sporting events cancelled, they are going to screen the World Origami championships. It will be on Paperview.
Kier Starmer was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the Labour leader if he... ...
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview.The brunette is the first one to go in, and after filling out the forms and going through the questions, the interviewer... ...
A young couple moved into a new neighbourhood. The next morning while they were eating breakfast, the young woman saw her neighbour hanging the wash outside. "That laundry is not very clean," she... ...
I recently went for a job interview at a sewage farm.
The interview room had no chairs but a couple of stools. ___ I've opened a kitchenware shop in Jamaica selling casserole dishes.
Pyrex of the... ...
The interview room had no chairs but a couple of stools. ___ I've opened a kitchenware shop in Jamaica selling casserole dishes.
Pyrex of the... ...
A guy with no skills and little brains gets a job helping out on a small family farm. On his first morning on the job, the farmer's wife says to him:
"I've got something for you to do. The... ...
"I've got something for you to do. The... ...
Tom: Humans are so primitive they eat more bananas than monkeys. Harry: I've never eaten a monkey in my life.
I found this on the menu at the local cafe - idemx rilgl.
I asked the waitress 'What is it?'
She said 'Mixed grill' ___ North Korea now have a missile that can reach New York, and if it can make it... ...
I asked the waitress 'What is it?'
She said 'Mixed grill' ___ North Korea now have a missile that can reach New York, and if it can make it... ...
What do you call someone who delivers Indian Food?. A currier. I stupidly... ...
A man and a woman are seated next to each other on a flight. They start eyeing each other, and both realize they want to do the same thing. He slips a condom out of his pocket, and she looks... ...
It is rumoured that Manchester United Football Club have failed to gain £143 million of sponsorship from a pet food company.
Evidently they couldn't live up to 'Winalot'
Evidently they couldn't live up to 'Winalot'
I’ve just found out that a few months ago the pound shop has been taken over by the 99p shop, it took a while for the penny to drop. ___ I was walking along the beach this morning singing puppet on... ...
If you feel like someone is watching you, you're not alone.
I went to the library in search of book about Native American tribes, so I asked the Liberian if she could help me find it, and she said "do you have the authors name ?" I said I think it was... ...
I really feel sorry for Parents these days. You have to be able to explain the birds and the bees ... the bees and the bees ... the birds and the birds ... the birds that used to be bees ... the... ...
I went out with a Prawn once . She wouldn't do anything to help other people She was very Shellfish .
GOODBYE MUM A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the... ...
I've cut down on my drinking. I now have one large dram before bed.
Last night l went to bed 6 times. ___ I got the job of senior director at old MacDonald's farm
I'm now the CiEiO. ___ Me: “Who is the... ...
Last night l went to bed 6 times. ___ I got the job of senior director at old MacDonald's farm
I'm now the CiEiO. ___ Me: “Who is the... ...
I've invented a thought-controlled air freshener. I realise it sounds daft at first but it makes scents if you think about it.
I went to McDonalds today, it was tipping down with rain.
He said what can I get you?
I said a Big Mac please. ___ Paddy goes into a John Lewis department store and asks the shopkeeper, "Excuse me... ...
He said what can I get you?
I said a Big Mac please. ___ Paddy goes into a John Lewis department store and asks the shopkeeper, "Excuse me... ...
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