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Rondy
Norma and Sonia were talking about their grandchildren after the holidays. Norma said, "My daughter-in-law stopped making my grandchildren send their 'thank you' notes. Each year I sent the...
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Rondy
I remember last year listening to two blondes on the train. First blonde: "I see Christmas day is on a Friday this year." Second blonde: "Bloody hell, I hope it's not on the thirteenth then."...
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Chipchopper
I was browsing in a large high street department store, looking for suitable gifts. A salesman soon spotted me and came to my assistance. "Can I help you, sir"? He asked. "Yes, I'd like to see what...
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Patsy33
A man driving his car, was being chased by police, but wouldn't stop for ages. Eventually, police pulled him over and asked why he didn't stop earlier. Man said, "My wife ran off with a police...
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zabado
On a dark and rainy night a driver pulled over to give a hitchhiker a lift. After a mile or two the hitchhiker thanked him for the lift and said jokingly "how do you know I'm not an axe murdering...
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Rondy
Young Dave was courting Mabel, who lived on an adjoining farm. One evening, as they were sitting on Dave's porch watching the sun go down over the hills, Dave spied his prize bull doing the business...
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maggiebee
Just bought some viagra teabags. They don't improve your **x life but they stop your biscuits from going soft....
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johnny.5
is it just a pseudo seance ?
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Rondy
While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a Cheshire cafe, four elderly farmers were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather to how things used to be in the "good old days."...
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Rondy
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop. When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver: ''Will this bus take me to the High street?'' The bus driver...
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Rondy
"I want to divorce my wife." "On what grounds?" "She is out all night, every night, going from bar to bar." "Are you saying she's an alcoholic or do you think she's cheating?" "No, she's looking for...
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roadman
Toilet seat has been stollen from the police station The police have nothing to go on...
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Canary42
https://ibb.co/f00YZkn...
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maggiebee
David Beckham gets into a taxi at Dublin airport. He sees the driver looking at him for about 5 minutes in the rear view mirror. Eventually the driver says "OK, give me a clue." Beckham sighs and...
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Rondy
Three guys are trying to sneak into the Olympic Village in Atlanta to scoop souvenirs and autographs. The first says, "Let's watch the registration table to see if there's a crack in the security...
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Rondy
A guy meets a childhood pal. "What are you doing for yourself these days?" "I'm a fireman," his old friend replies. "Yeah? My 15-year-old kid wants to be a fireman," says the guy. "Well," says his...
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maggiebee
Friend sent me this. The Prime Minister was called into the bank manager’s office about the £2.3 trillion overdraft. “Well” said the manager “ what do you intend to do about this? Bungle huffed,...
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Rondy
"Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future." "When did this condition first happen? "Next Tuesday."...
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maggiebee
It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws.
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Khandro
This is for the 'Well, it made me laugh' section https://ibb.co/hDmvt6Q...

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