The K M Links Game - October 2021 Week 3
Quizzes & Puzzles12 mins ago
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop. When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver: ''Will this bus take me to the High street?'' The bus driver...
"I want to divorce my wife." "On what grounds?" "She is out all night, every night, going from bar to bar." "Are you saying she's an alcoholic or do you think she's cheating?" "No, she's looking for...
Toilet seat has been stollen from the police station
The police have nothing to go on...
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David Beckham gets into a taxi at Dublin airport. He sees the driver looking at him for about 5 minutes in the rear view mirror. Eventually the driver says "OK, give me a clue." Beckham sighs and...
Three guys are trying to sneak into the Olympic Village in Atlanta to scoop souvenirs and autographs. The first says, "Let's watch the registration table to see if there's a crack in the security...
A guy meets a childhood pal. "What are you doing for yourself these days?" "I'm a fireman," his old friend replies. "Yeah? My 15-year-old kid wants to be a fireman," says the guy. "Well," says his...
Friend sent me this. The Prime Minister was called into the bank manager’s office about the £2.3 trillion overdraft. “Well” said the manager “ what do you intend to do about this? Bungle huffed,...
"Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future."
"When did this condition first happen?
"Next Tuesday."...
It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws.
This is for the 'Well, it made me laugh' section
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"Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use."
"What's wrong with them?"
"They keep slipping from under my arms."...
They are making..
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We've got a ghost of a chicken in our house I think it's a Poultry-Geist...
A couple were having a picnic in a jungle. Suddenly a crocodile appears and attacks the husband. He cries, "Shoot it, quick."
"I can't!" says his wife. "I've run out of film!"...
A boy of 12 was a dedicated stamp collector; until the lad next door also bought an album. "He buys every stamp I do," the boy complained to his father, "and he's taken all the fun of it away." "Don't...
I've had breakfasts all over the world, but French breakfasts seem a little stingy, as they only serve one egg.
I asked a French waiter, why this is so, and he told me: "In France one egg is un ouef"...
I saw a curried ghost last night. It went right through me. ___________ Pitching a new TV talent show to discover who can make the best hat. Going to call it Who Wants To Be A Milliner? __________ Saw...
There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"...
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