Pretty Kitty's Visit To The Vet
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It was opening night at the Theatre and the Amazing Eileen was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do her stuff. As the Amazing Eileen took to the stage, she...
Two Irish hunters get a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bag six. As Paddy and Mick start loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot says, "The plane can only take four of those."...
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A man and a woman have a chance meeting in a park and decide to meet up that very night for a meal. After the meal they go for a drive in his car to a romantic cliff top. Not a cloud in the night sky...
Doctor, Doctor. There is a patient on line 1 who says he is invisible. Tell him i cannot see him right now. - Doctor, Doctor. I get heartburn when i eat cake. Then next time take the candle out....
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A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males...
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A man comes home from working at a pickle factory and he seems troubled. His wife asks him what's wrong and the man says, "Oh, nothing. I just... well... recently I've had an uncontrollable urge to...
I hired a handyman and gave him a list of jobs to do.
When I checked later he had done numbers 1, 3, 5 and 7.
It turns out he only does odd jobs....
No wonder Ollie and his Dad didn't know - no one person destroyed it.
According to Wiki, Hadrian's Wall fell into ruin and over the centuries the stone was reused in other local buildings....
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