Jokes

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albaqwerty

Breaking News

A psychic dwarf has escaped from Greenock prison. That's right, there's a small medium at large....

marval

A Friend

I have a friend who is a stamp collecting Irish dancer. His name is Michael Philately....

Chipchopper

Waiter

Waiter waiter! Take these sardines away, I cant eat these, they're absolutely swimming in oil! Waiter : "Well Sir that just go's to show you how fresh they are"...

TheDevil

Amerikkka

Takes them months to respond to a (what was though at the time) a HCID pandemic yet at the click of the fingers police are militarised. They need to be careful. Sir William Blackstone wrote in the...

Chipchopper

Out Of Puff

You know when you're getting old when............... The candles cost more than the cake!...

Fanriffic

Struggling to find a suitable birthday gift for my young niece, I asked her Mum what she was into at the moment and what should I buy for her. “Oh, she likes all that Frozen stuff” So I got her some...

alavahalf

God And Adam

Adam was sitting in the Grass wondering what he was supposed to do when God asked him why he was feeling blue. Adam said that he didn't know what he was there for. He said all I see are birds and...

marval

The Tripping Wife

A husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settled down, the man (not quite ready for slumber) leans over...