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Daddy, Daddy . . . . .

Son: "Daddy, Daddy, when I grow up I want to be a politician." Dad: "Well, you're going to have to make your mind up, you can't do both."

Patsy33

Two Of My Friends..

Two of my best friends are named William Hill...
What are the odds of that?

Ken4155

Stepping On Rondy's Toes, Maybe?

Patient; "Doctor, doctor, i can't say my 'fs' or my 'ts'." Doctor; "Well you can't say fairer than that then." Q; What's ET short for? A; Becasuse he only has little legs. I once went... ...

1ozzy

The Best Way..

..to cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Tell them you can't come today.

Patsy33

Russian Factory..

I used to work in a Russian napkin factory. I was part of the serviette union.

1ozzy

Should Have

Gone to Specsavers https://ibb.co/pj0dW0Hq ...

Canary42

What M A G A Really Stands For

Megalomaniac And Gaga Also

gramps85

A woman walks into a very crowded bar, and raising her arm to expose a hairy arm pit, she shouts 'Whose going to buy a lady a drink'. Everybody walked away and turned their heads. A drunk at the end... ...

maggiebee

Borders

Joke circulating in Germany: What borders on stupidity? Canada and Mexico

Patsy33

Clown

I managed to resuscitate a clown the other day. He’s now on laugh support

gramps85

A Gay Story

A man walks into a bar and slumps on the bar stool. He says to the barman 'Give me six double brandies' The barman raises an eyebrow and says 'That's a lot of booze. Had a rough day?' The man sighs... ...

Patsy33

I Went To The Doctors Yesterday..

I went to the doctors yesterday and told him that every time I cough, I hear words like knight, bishop, pawn and queen .
He said I had a chess infection.