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maggiebee
Cardboard belts are a waist of paper Norwegian ships have bar codes so you can scan da navy in I prefer my kale with a silent K Remains to be seen if I like glass coffins Hedgehogs: Why can’t they...
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Canary42
I hate bigotry. Doesn't this make me a bigot ;-D...
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Canary42
. . . . acknowledges the result of another piece of his anatomy. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-47500372...
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Patsy33
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing? Axel Froze....
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spathiphyllum
Venezuela: America is after our oil. America: We are after Venezuela's oil. liberals: It's not about oil it's about democracy...
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Patsy33
A lizard walks into a bar pushing a baby in a stroller. "What's your kid's name?" asks the bartender. "Tiny," says the lizard. "Because he's my newt."...
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Patsy33
My friend asked me what made me become an editor, I replied, "To cut a long story short,"...........
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DTCwordfan
There are only two things for any ABer to worry (and write) about: Either you are well, or you are sick. If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about. But if your sick, there are two things...
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Canary42
Hair today, Brexit some time in the future ! https://uk.yahoo.com/news/tory-mp-michael-fabricant-hits-back-unknown-colleague-wig-jibe-095445725.html...
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spathiphyllum
The new Samsung fridge is so smart, it sends a message to your phone if you've left the door open. Me, an intellectual: If it's so smart, why doesn't it just shut its own door ?...
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Canary42
Jacob Rees-Mogg says he won't go to a Vegan Restaurant because they still haven't forgiven him for eating the last dodo. [courtesy HIGNFY]...
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Patsy33
My landlord says he needs to come talk to me about how high my heating bill is. I told him, "My door is always open"....
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Khandro
An Australian friend writes, 'Stick you knife hard in the thigh of your surfing companion and swim briskly towards the beach!.
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Bazile
Have you ever wondered why the Arabs have got all the oil and the Irish all the potatoes ? Cos the Irish had first choice Shall i get ma coat ?...
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BANANASPLITS
We just played the Christmas edition of cluedo! My wife murdered the xmas dinner in the kitchen by the oven!...
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exarmy448
I am going to enjoy a Brexit Christmas Lunch this year. No Brussels
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DTCwordfan
One Christmas, Santa was having a really bad day. The local elves union was up in arms over their contract and were threatening a walk-out. Mrs. Clause was pisshed off that Santa was never around to...
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BANANASPLITS
My wife told me I'm to childish when we go out shopping! I screamed at her "stop the trolley I want to get out"!...
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Canary42
Santa Claus Postal Room elves confirmed that he has received 48 letters asking for a new Prime Minister.
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olly8080
https://www.facebook.com/groups/243078542947476/ great facebook page a laugh a minute...

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