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Rondy
An elderly Frenchman was slowly walking down a countryside lane, admiring the beautiful spring day, when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple, naked, making love in a field. Getting over his...
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Bobbisox1
https://ibb.co/ZMyPDZc...
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Patsy33
Today, my daughter called me 'Birth Person' I replied, 'Yes, Financial Drain?'...
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Bazile
Be prepared https://ibb.co/rc8Jk3P...
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Hymie
By their Bar Staff: Karl Sburg and Stella Artois As the taps started to run dry in Wetherspoons pubs around the country, boss Tim Martin explained that they were running out of excuses. ‘We are...
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maggiebee
A young lady walks into a supermarket and on her way round she spots the chap who's had his wicked way with her the previous evening after they had met in a club. He was stacking washing powder boxes...
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Jomlett
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a...
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Rondy
One day a man tried to get a job at a great company. He passed every test with flying colours. However, at the final interview part, the boss told him that his constant blinking would bother...
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Rondy
A man bought his wife a coat made from 500 hamster skins. She wore it when they went to Blackpool for the day ... trouble was he couldn't get her off the big wheel....
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Patsy33
My son has been eating electrical cords. My partner said, we need to ground him until he conducts himself better.....
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DTCwordfan
On my allotment , an entire lot of my prize onions have had some allergic reactions. It looks like that they have broken out in chives!
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Patsy33
My book about Poltergeists is literally flying off the shelves..
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Bobbisox1
St. Peter stood at the Pearly Gates, waiting for the incoming. He saw Jesus walking by and caught his attention. "Jesus, could you mind the gate while I go do an errand?" "Sure." Replied Jesus. "What...
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roadman
I sent my hearing aid in for repair three years ago i heard nothing since...
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Rondy
Donald Trump has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you, but you...
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Patsy33
AUTOPSY CLUB MEETING SATURDAY OPEN MIKE NIGHT...
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Rondy
Latest news: El Nino storms are affecting trade with Asian countries. A freighter bound for Long Beach Calif. with a cargo of yo-yos got caught in a particularly violent storm. It sank 65 times....
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Rondy
A man walks into a pub and sees Van Gogh at the bar. "Hi Van, can I get you a drink?" "No thanks, I've got one ear."...
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Chipchopper
I got wind that the farmer in our village, was about to dig a borehole on his land, so he could Irongate his crops. As a gesture of good will, I decided to send him an oversize bucket. I later heard,...
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Khandro
From this morning's Telegraph: https://ibb.co/6PZQRL6...

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