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Fao Maryalynne

Yippee Clever Mrs retro found and bought ,from a poppy seller just now at Sainsbury. the 2018 edition of the enamel pin poppy....
15:06 Fri 09th Nov 201812 answers, last by retrocop 15:17 Fri 09th Nov 2018
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Wailing Wall

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the...
19:43 Thu 08th Nov 20184 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:28 Thu 08th Nov 2018
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Sweden Rejects The Euro

Another Prime Minister who misjudges the mood of the people. This time the currency. Next time to follow us and Exit....
17:07 Wed 07th Nov 201828 answers, last by andy-hughes 12:52 Thu 08th Nov 2018
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Daily Mail

To All my fellow criciverbalists I believe I am correct in stating that the letter count for today is incorrect. It should be 8 and 5 and not as shown in my paper (7 and 6). Clue is: Get on a short...
09:38 Wed 07th Nov 201819 answers, last by Togo 12:13 Wed 07th Nov 2018
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New Canadian Laws

In Canada, the government, in its eternal wisdom, recently passed two laws. They are: 1. Legalised gay marriage 2. Legalised marijuana Legalising gay marriage and marijuana at the same time now makes...
14:12 Sun 04th Nov 20183 answers, last by Old_Geezer 19:25 Tue 13th Nov 2018
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Mcdonnell Douglas Spoof Warranty Card

Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the...
10:33 Thu 01st Nov 20185 answers, last by Canary42 16:52 Thu 01st Nov 2018
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The Pharmacist's Daughter

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with > her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her > boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go...
21:25 Wed 31st Oct 20185 answers, last by Tilly2 21:31 Wed 31st Oct 2018
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Fancy A Bud Buddy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDegW_xC3KM...
20:06 Wed 31st Oct 20186 answers, last by sanmac 20:38 Wed 31st Oct 2018
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Warranty

Just A Reminder to those who stole Electrical Goods in Last Year's Riots...... Your One Year Manufacturer's Warranty Runs Out Soon....
13:57 Wed 31st Oct 20186 answers, last by retrocop 16:55 Wed 31st Oct 2018
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The Mummy

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher..........
11:58 Wed 31st Oct 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 13:50 Wed 31st Oct 2018
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Visit To The Zoo

Paddy & Mick stagger out of the zoo with blood pouring from them.. "Beggar that" said Paddy "That's the last time I go lion dancing"...
11:44 Wed 31st Oct 20183 answers, last by retrocop 13:54 Wed 31st Oct 2018
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Bunk Bed Tragedy

15 people died in Bradford this morning. It was not a terrorist attack, a bunk bed collapsed… The police are blaming AL IKEA ....
11:42 Wed 31st Oct 20185 answers, last by zebo 19:02 Wed 31st Oct 2018
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Daily Char

My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 15 hours to hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak....
11:39 Wed 31st Oct 20183 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 19:12 Wed 31st Oct 2018
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On Going Cold Case Murder Enquiry

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/police-dig-garden-suzy-lamplugh-murder-investigation-030300237.html I hope this is not a false lead. Closure would be a great comfort no doubt to the victims mother. I may be...
11:38 Tue 30th Oct 201812 answers, last by Bigbad 06:13 Thu 01st Nov 2018
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Is Horsham Council Morally Wrong In This Instance?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6320099/West-Sussex-carer-lives-converted-horsebox-faces-eviction-Christmas.html?mrn_rm=rta-fallback Ok. The Council has the law on it's side but A. This man...
10:05 Sat 27th Oct 201834 answers, last by Peter Pedant 22:15 Sat 27th Oct 2018
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Newly Weds

George decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, George was organising his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him. After a long...
18:56 Fri 26th Oct 20184 answers, last by Shaglene 13:55 Sun 28th Oct 2018
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Cat And Mouse Game

Follow Your Dad's Advice.... ....A young mouse looked out of his hole, sniffed and smelt cheese. He was about to run out to get it when he remembered his father's words and always be very careful when...
18:36 Fri 26th Oct 20183 answers, last by Shaglene 13:52 Sun 28th Oct 2018
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Art Heist

Paddy says to Murphy, “I robbed a shop last night.” “I took a load of pictures, the cheapest one is worth £180.000.” Murphy says, “Paddy ya daft begger, you’ve robbed an estate agent.”...
13:47 Fri 26th Oct 20189 answers, last by Spicerack 18:42 Fri 26th Oct 2018
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Rye Bread

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at...
13:40 Fri 26th Oct 20184 answers, last by Shaglene 18:17 Fri 26th Oct 2018

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