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Yippee Clever Mrs retro found and bought ,from a poppy seller just now at Sainsbury. the 2018 edition of the enamel pin poppy....
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A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the...
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Another Prime Minister who misjudges the mood of the people. This time the currency. Next time to follow us and Exit....
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To All my fellow criciverbalists I believe I am correct in stating that the letter count for today is incorrect. It should be 8 and 5 and not as shown in my paper (7 and 6). Clue is: Get on a short...
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In Canada, the government, in its eternal wisdom, recently passed two laws. They are: 1. Legalised gay marriage 2. Legalised marijuana Legalising gay marriage and marijuana at the same time now makes...
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Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the...
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with > her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her > boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDegW_xC3KM...
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Just A Reminder to those who stole Electrical Goods in Last Year's Riots...... Your One Year Manufacturer's Warranty Runs Out Soon....
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A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher..........
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Paddy & Mick stagger out of the zoo with blood pouring from them.. "Beggar that" said Paddy "That's the last time I go lion dancing"...
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15 people died in Bradford this morning. It was not a terrorist attack, a bunk bed collapsed… The police are blaming AL IKEA ....
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My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 15 hours to hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak....
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https://uk.news.yahoo.com/police-dig-garden-suzy-lamplugh-murder-investigation-030300237.html I hope this is not a false lead. Closure would be a great comfort no doubt to the victims mother. I may be...
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6320099/West-Sussex-carer-lives-converted-horsebox-faces-eviction-Christmas.html?mrn_rm=rta-fallback Ok. The Council has the law on it's side but A. This man...
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George decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, George was organising his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him. After a long...
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Follow Your Dad's Advice.... ....A young mouse looked out of his hole, sniffed and smelt cheese. He was about to run out to get it when he remembered his father's words and always be very careful when...
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Paddy says to Murphy, “I robbed a shop last night.” “I took a load of pictures, the cheapest one is worth £180.000.” Murphy says, “Paddy ya daft begger, you’ve robbed an estate agent.”...
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Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at...

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