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Could anyone advise me why a conventional looking wash hand basin tap on the hot water side should operate in the opposite way to all other taps.The flow is fine but to turn on you turn the spindle...
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Went to hospital this afternoon for a CT scan. Had to have a cannula inserted in my arm. The nurse tried and failed four times. She was a bit flustered. I tried to reassure her stating that her...
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How many Russians live in Salisbury? Vodka sales must be going through the roof.
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Has anyone owned or driven this vehicle? The memsahib is thinking of purchasing one as a runabout. I don't think she will be going mud plugging along the leafy Surrey bridle paths. Looking at them...
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https://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-shot-council-worker-dead-live-tv-illegally-built-bungalow-died-085145156.html I really do not recall this case. Considering the murder was filmed by the press I'm...
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Has anyone made home made Tinga paste from scratch. I have googled but I want to make the paste seperately and not too ingredient demanding( i.e. simples) , I have a tin of chipotles and tomatoes etc....
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https://uk.news.yahoo.com/salisbury-attack-russian-spies-apos-083759209.html The plot thickens.It would appear another bungled attempt to cover their tracks this time....
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A nun and a priest were crossing the Qattara depression in the desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead. After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed...
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Marriage comes in three sections, Engagement ring, Marriage ring, and Suffer ring! ****************************************************************************** WARNING TO DRIVERS I just filled the...
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Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam towards the mass of people. "First we swim around...
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They are back,Church Ladies with Typewriters. :-) The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. -------------------------- Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles and other items to be recycled....
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Police Officer to Victim: "Why didn't you report the theft of your credit card when it was stolen?" Victim: "Because the thief was spending less on it than my Wife was." Police Officer: "So why are...
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"Dad. Why is my sister called Teresa?" "Well your mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter" "Thanks dad" "No problem Alan."...
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https://www.facebook.com/onegiantstride/videos/10154940816807524/...
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At 85 years of age, Morris married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she...
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Anyone know what words of offence were spoken about Mrs May in a speech today? I keep catching fag ends as I flit twixt house and hostelry?
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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WITH BORED SWEDISH SENIORS IN A RETIREMENT PARK WHEN YOU GIVE THEM A SPOON AND A POT AFTER A LONG, LONG WINTER. http://www.youtube.com/embed/5748lK9HpOg?rel=0...
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Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Rabbi sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Rabbi...
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Just heard brief news that a large police operation has just started.News from LBC news on car radio. No link
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Mr Corbyn has been trying to get through to IKEA on the phone. Apparently he want's a new cabinet....

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