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Aussie stockman and his wife had just got married and found a quiet little English Pub for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.... He said, 'We're on our...
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https://uk.news.yahoo.com/batman-prime-minister-subtitling-error-no-confidence-debate-goes-viral-114642664.html May be he said VAT man. :-) Someone could write a book with all the howlers on the...
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The Royal Navy is proud of its new fleet of Type 45 destroyers. Having initially named the first two ships HMS Daring and HMS Dauntless, the Naming Committee has, after intensive pressure from...
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Two men were sitting next to each other at Milligan’s Pub in London. After awhile, one bloke looks at the other and says, ‘I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from...
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Greetings fellow Cruciverbalists. I require the assistance of a smart parse please. :-) Memsahib and I were competing this evening with our photocopies of the Friday Metro crossword in our local...
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Terrific start to the New Year innit ? https://uk.news.yahoo.com/three-hospital-triple-stabbing-east-185952999.html What are these butchers trying to do ? Beat last years death toll?...
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First-year students at the Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor...
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Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Mongrel, Coot and Bluey. As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.. As the ambulance takes...
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We are 1 hour ahead of blighty so I reckon Brexit comes to me before you. Hope all of my friends with currnt problems have a healthier New Year and wish you Happiness....
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I have just been diagnosed with Gammon Flu. It started off as Swine Fever but they cured me....
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Had a blazing row with the Missus yesterday over Christmas dinner. She threw her Prawn cocktail at me and added,”Thats just for starters!” :-(...
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Milton Keynes Age Concern Birds Bees and Butterflies “Altrnative to shaving legs in the air”...
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Greetings fellow cruciverbalists I have come to an impasse on my final clue. 28A quick Clue: Clergyman (7) Cryptic clue :Priest to transport man of the cloth. I have ?R?L?T. I am sure the given...
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While Shepherds 'did what with' their flock at night ? https://uk.news.yahoo.com/mum-accidentally-sends-son-5-school-nativity-blow-sex-sheep-123801407.html...
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Two female teachers took a group of students from grades 1, 2 and 3 for a field trip to York Racecourse. When it was time to take the children to the 'bathroom', it was decided that the girls would go...
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Is anyone in contact with Jourdain? I hope she is OK as she hasn't posted since 1//11. I know she has domestic problems. Just hope she might be enjoying a break somewhere.
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Monopoly - I Did Not Know This! Starting in 1941, an increasing number of British Airmen found themselves as the involuntary guests of the Third Reich, and the Crown was casting about for ways and...
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Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car. Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.' Operator: 'What is your...
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Yippee Clever Mrs retro found and bought ,from a poppy seller just now at Sainsbury. the 2018 edition of the enamel pin poppy....

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