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Mayonnaise.- Dying. - Wettest Country.

   What did the Mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened?. " Close the door i am dressing."                                         When you die, what part of the body dies last?.  The... ...
15:37 Sun 31st Mar 20241 answer, last by Patsy33 15:43 Sun 31st Mar 2024
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Road Closures.

  There seems to be a lot of road closures in my area of Norfolk at the moment. Road improvements and new housing estates are being built. Is it nationwide?.
14:55 Sun 31st Mar 20249 answers, last by Maydup 00:50 Mon 01st Apr 2024
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Clock Change Tonight.

 Tonight we change the clocks to BST. Overnight we put the clocks forward one hour. I have left written notes in my house to remind me. Do Abers remember it or need reminding?.
18:44 Sat 30th Mar 202414 answers, last by Cloverjo 01:15 Sun 31st Mar 2024
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Shortsighted Politicians Over Defence.

 An unstable world with a major war in Europe which the mad Putin has control over Russias nuclear missiles, a war in the Middle East, global conflicts. But against the experts our politicians... ...
16:19 Sat 09th Mar 202479 answers, last by Old_Geezer 23:00 Sun 10th Mar 2024
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The New Dr Who.

 I watched the new Dr. Who, and although the story was a bit slow Ncuti Gatwa was good as the new Doctor. His assistant was good too. Did others like him?.
16:15 Sat 30th Dec 20236 answers, last by Redhelen72 13:07 Sun 31st Dec 2023
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Good Morning.

  It is a cool but dry morning in Norfolk with a forecast of a sunny day, it will be welcome as there were huge pools of water on the roads yesterday. This is my last day off before a return to... ...
07:25 Fri 03rd Nov 202310 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:36 Fri 03rd Nov 2023
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Knock, Knock.

Knock Knock. Whos there?. Tank. Tank who?. Youre welcome!.       Knock Knock. Whos there?. Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who?. Wooden shoe like to know!.                                               ... ...
08:44 Tue 17th Oct 20231 answer, last by Moorea7 08:57 Tue 17th Oct 2023
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Are Recycling Centre Charges Sensible?.

 I recently took some waste mixed earth and gravel  to the local recycling centre expecting to pay to get rid of it, but i  was told that the earth and stones should be segregated and i will have... ...
13:55 Sun 08th Oct 202318 answers, last by ladybirder 16:38 Tue 10th Oct 2023
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Attaching Content On To Questions.

   Can you help?. How do you attach articles and pictures on to questions?.
17:41 Fri 06th Oct 202312 answers, last by Barsel 12:47 Thu 12th Oct 2023
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Cleaning Glasses.

 I wear glasses and find they get dirty fairly quickly caused by  I wear glasses and find they get smudged from my body heat, and to clean them and i use a lens cloth, and  lens  wipes called... ...
11:15 Sat 30th Sep 202316 answers, last by Maydup 01:44 Tue 03rd Oct 2023
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Mushroom.

Why was the mushroom always happy ?. Because he was a fungi....
21:27 Fri 08th Sep 20235 answers, last by zabado 09:31 Sat 09th Sep 2023
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On The Seabed.

What lies on the seabed and shakes ?. A nervous wreck....
12:00 Sat 02nd Sep 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 12:11 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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How Stupid They Are.

I had a phone call from an Englishman saying his company had taken two payments from my bank account for the article i ordered but the last payment did not go through. I knew i had had no withdrawals...
11:36 Sat 02nd Sep 20232 answers, last by roopower 14:55 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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Proud Of The Lionesses.

The run of England in the womens football world cup gave us a lot of entertainment. They played well and just missed out with winning it. They have done a lot for the sport and i think the future for...
16:25 Mon 21st Aug 202321 answers, last by William51 12:00 Wed 23rd Aug 2023
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Fun Celebrity Name Alterations.

There is a lot of fun can be had by changing and corrupting celebrity names. Let me start. Shirley Bassey - Birley Shassey....
11:47 Mon 21st Aug 202345 answers, last by Canary42 17:55 Mon 21st Aug 2023
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Speeding Elephant.

Seen on the Two Ronnies TV programme. - An elephant has just done a ton on the motorway and police advise to drive with caution and treat it as a roundabout....
00:09 Mon 14th Aug 20238 answers, last by Arksided 10:34 Mon 14th Aug 2023
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2023 Ashes Series.

This cricket Ashes series against Australia has been fantastic. All five tests were good and were hard fought. England did well to level the series 2-2 but were unlucky to lose it because of the crazy...
08:46 Thu 03rd Aug 20231 answer, last by Buenchico 20:26 Thu 03rd Aug 2023
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Flies On A Cornflake Box.

Two flies were on the top of a cornflake box. One started running about, the other said "Why are you doing that?, " because it says tear along the dotted line!"....
10:10 Thu 27th Jul 2023
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Kids Arrested. - Tesco Barcode. - Gary Kasparov.

Police arrested two kids, one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. - I was in Tescos and saw a man and woman wrapped in a barcode....
14:50 Sun 23rd Jul 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 13:30 Mon 24th Jul 2023
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Flies On A Tin Can.

Two flies were on the top of a food can. One was running around, " Why are yoy doing that ? the other said, " because it says tear along the dotted line!"....
15:23 Sun 25th Jun 2023

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