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Donate?.

Hello. Donate?, who to?. I have not seen any request for donations?. Please give a plea and reason for any donations, and i will respond....
18:45 Sun 04th Sep 20224 answers, last by ABSpareEditor 08:36 Tue 06th Sep 2022
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Washing Boots And Shoes.

After the hot sweaty summer my work boots are smelly and feel wet to wear. How do you wash them?, are they safe to put in the washing machine?, or soaked in a bucket of water?. Any advice please....
09:56 Sun 04th Sep 202217 answers, last by predator7 11:42 Thu 22nd Sep 2022
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What Did The?.

What did the carpet say to the floor?. Do not move i have got you covered!. - What did the carpet say to the table?. Look out, i can see your draws!....
15:50 Sat 06th Aug 20225 answers, last by Canary42 18:03 Sat 06th Aug 2022
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Fantasy Football Team ?.

For years i have been doing a Fantasy team and it has been a lot of fun, at the moment i am with the Daily Telegraph in a league, i think i have picked a good team this year. Do many Abers have a...
15:58 Fri 05th Aug 20221 answer, last by Lie-in King 11:35 Sat 06th Aug 2022
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Doctor, Doctor.

Doctor, Doctor. My daughter has swallowed my pen, what shall i do?. Just use a pencil until i get there!. Doctor, Doctor, i have lost my memory!. When did this happen?, when did what happen?....
17:34 Sun 31st Jul 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 09:44 Tue 02nd Aug 2022
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Have You Got Rain?.

It is a steady light rain here in Norfolk, the first for a while. Have you got any?....
11:22 Sat 30th Jul 202233 answers, last by Maydup 17:34 Sat 30th Jul 2022
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Most Disjointed Government?.

The present government appears to have gone from one argument to another scandal to another story to explain. Yes ,partly caused by the media. But i cannot remember in recent times a government so...
16:14 Wed 20th Jul 20227 answers, last by Peter Pedant 23:36 Wed 20th Jul 2022
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Freddies Field Of Dreams.

Last night watched on BBC1 the last part of Freddie Flintoffs Field Of Dreams where he trained a group of ordinary youngsters to play in a cricket team. What a great job he did for the youngsters and...
11:31 Wed 20th Jul 2022
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There Was An Old Man Called Putin.

There was an old man called Putin, who went on a country lootin", .... .... ..... ....
11:49 Wed 13th Jul 20224 answers, last by DTCwordfan 08:02 Fri 22nd Jul 2022
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The Drunk Builder.

Did you hear the one about the drunk builder?. He got plastered!....
08:24 Wed 13th Jul 20229 answers, last by Ken4155 12:12 Wed 13th Jul 2022
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Doctor, Doctor.

Doctor, Doctor. "I feel like a carrot". "Do not get yourself in a stew!". - Doctor, Doctor, "What happened to the man who fell in to a saw and cut his left side of his body off?". "He is all right...
09:38 Sun 03rd Jul 20222 answers, last by Arksided 10:56 Sun 03rd Jul 2022
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Shakespeare And Hathaway.

I am enjoying a run of Shakespeare and Hathaway on Freeview channel Drama. The stories are very good and Hathaways facial expressions are hilarious., i am not surprised it has been sold all over the...
09:15 Sun 03rd Jul 20228 answers, last by Jura71 13:33 Sun 03rd Jul 2022
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Swearing.

Sometimes i swear at the radio and the TV and in private about things people do. Some people seem to swear in conversation and others think it is a wrong thing to do. Is it acceptable and do Abers do...
09:16 Sat 25th Jun 202218 answers, last by Spicerack 11:14 Sat 25th Jun 2022
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England 0 - Hungary 4.

What a disastrous result. Hopefully it is just an anomaly and come the World Cup England will be back on form. Or is this a decline for Southgate and England?...
07:49 Wed 15th Jun 202216 answers, last by Deskdiary 09:19 Wed 15th Jun 2022
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Nobody Turning Up. Part 2.

Like last year it happened again, i went to church this morning and no one was there. While i was waiting the churchwarden came in to do some work and i told him the problem, after reading the service...
15:23 Mon 13th Jun 20223 answers, last by wolf63 16:35 Mon 13th Jun 2022
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The Shot Bears.

A man shot two bears and thought he should have them stuffed. He went to a taxidermist. " I would like these stuffed please", " certainly sir, would you like a nameplate with them?", "yes please",...
18:26 Sun 12th Jun 2022
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Doctor, Doctor.

Doctor, Doctor i have a lettuce stuck up my bum. It appears it is just the tip of the iceberg!. Doctor, Doctor. I have swallowed a roll of film.. Take this and see how it develops!....
08:54 Wed 08th Jun 20223 answers, last by brian j john 18:03 Fri 10th Jun 2022
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Killed On Roads.

Here in rural Norfolk there are a lot of wild animals who have died on the roads. Over the years i have hit pheasants. and last year i reported to the council a dead Roe deer on a road. What other...
09:54 Fri 03rd Jun 202217 answers, last by Prudie 12:14 Sat 04th Jun 2022
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Doctor, Doctor.

Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything for my liver?. Yes, here is a bag of onions. - Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything for a bad headache?. Yes, here is a hammer, hit yourself on the head and get...
16:37 Mon 30th May 20221 answer, last by elliemay1 16:44 Mon 30th May 2022

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