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Doct, Doctor.

Doctor, Doctor. There is a patient on line 1 who says he is invisible. Tell him i cannot see him right now. - Doctor, Doctor. I get heartburn when i eat cake. Then next time take the candle out....
18:50 Fri 20th May 20222 answers, last by davebro 18:55 Fri 20th May 2022
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Cashless Pubs.

I enjoyed a drink in my local pub last night and had to pay as usual with my bank card. Have most or all pubs and hotels gone cashless?....
11:14 Thu 12th May 20229 answers, last by sandyRoe 13:48 Thu 12th May 2022
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Doctor, Doctor.

Doctor, Doctor. Help me, i am getting shorter and shorter. Just wait there and be a little patient. - Doctor, Doctor. I am at deaths door. Do not worry, we will soon pull you through....
08:03 Wed 11th May 20224 answers, last by Patsy33 18:19 Wed 11th May 2022
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How Often Do People Give To Charity ?.

I contribute every month to cancer research and Macmillan nurses and do one offs like the Covid last year and Ukraine this year. How often do people give ?....
17:31 Tue 03rd May 20228 answers, last by Maydup 23:55 Tue 03rd May 2022
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Doctor, Doctor.

Doctor, Doctor. I keep feeling like window curtains. - Pull yourself together man!. Doctor, Doctor. Sometimes i feel like a Wigwam and sometimes like a Teepee. - Relax, your too tense!....
07:31 Mon 02nd May 20225 answers, last by hashimpeak 15:22 Thu 12th May 2022
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Dressing Problems.

Probably being stupid but here goes. Do you have problems sometimes when dressing, especially when going out?. I can try things on and then think are not clean, take them off and try something else....
10:03 Sun 24th Apr 202212 answers, last by Samuraisan 11:17 Mon 25th Apr 2022
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Favourite Funny Lines In Films.

One of my favourite funny lines is in a Mae West film. " It is not about the men in my life, but the life in my men ". Priceless. Other good ones?....
08:35 Sat 23rd Apr 202239 answers, last by mouseymick 22:26 Sat 23rd Apr 2022
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Tumble Dryer And Condensation ?.

I am weighing up whether to buy my first tumble dryer. I have not a lot of space and it could go under my stairs but i am worried if it can cause condensation and/or mould on the walls. Has anyone had...
07:42 Fri 15th Apr 202217 answers, last by Atheist 12:28 Sat 16th Apr 2022
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Unwanted Tree Stumps.

In a friends garden we had two trees cut down with just the stumps left, about 9ins high and 18ins diameter.. Without the expense of using an expert how can i get rid of the above ground stumps? Any...
08:23 Wed 06th Apr 202222 answers, last by pat2604 19:32 Thu 07th Apr 2022
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Another Cricket Disaster.

England have just lost yet another series, against the West Indies. We were a top side but at the moment we appear to be also rans. I think we need a new captain and until the next generation appear...
09:14 Mon 28th Mar 20222 answers, last by Buenchico 11:30 Mon 28th Mar 2022
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£100 Car Fuel.

In my local filling station this morning a man said for the first time it cost £100 to fill his large Nissan car. Anyone paid any more?....
12:55 Thu 17th Mar 202212 answers, last by sddsddean 19:15 Thu 17th Mar 2022
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Ukranian Hospital Outrage.

The Russians are now in a hospital shooting from it. Can there be anything more heinous?....
10:06 Wed 16th Mar 202216 answers, last by Peter Pedant 11:17 Thu 17th Mar 2022
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Eating Puddings?.

After a main meal i always enjoy a pudding, jelly or mousse or tinned fruit. I do not think a meal is complete without one. You?....
19:07 Tue 15th Mar 202224 answers, last by jennyjoan 11:03 Wed 16th Mar 2022
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Subscibed?.

On our profile page is a section under the heading Subscribed but i have not worked out what it is. Can someone please describe what it is?....
18:41 Mon 14th Mar 20222 answers, last by barry1010 19:08 Mon 14th Mar 2022
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Buying Clothes.

I bought a new parka jacket from Atlas online today. I try and get my size correct but then find different companies have slightly different measurements. In the end i chose what i wanted. Do you...
20:44 Wed 09th Mar 202225 answers, last by StyleMonkey 15:39 Thu 10th Mar 2022
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The Queen And The Accession.

In a recent photograph the queen looked well but a bit older. She cannot live for ever and in five to ten years she will not be here. I am ready to see the accession to King Charles, are you ready for...
19:19 Wed 09th Mar 202236 answers, last by jno 15:46 Thu 10th Mar 2022
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Royal Prince Andrew Imprisoned?.

With the Prince Andrew, Epstein, Giuffre sex case going on how much of a big thing would it be if in a years time Prince Andrew is tried, convicted, and sent to prison in the US?....
17:16 Wed 02nd Feb 202231 answers, last by Canary42 01:49 Thu 03rd Feb 2022
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What Are You Reading At The Moment.

At the moment i am working through the seven volumes of Spike Milligans war memoirs, they are very entertaining and read easily. What are you into right now?....
18:22 Sun 16th Jan 202238 answers, last by maggiebee 11:38 Mon 17th Jan 2022
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Nobody Turning Up.

I went to church this morning in a nearby village at the advertised time, but no one turned up, not even the vicar. Once before they were late but this is the first when nobody came. Has this happened...
13:17 Wed 08th Dec 202134 answers, last by Spicerack 01:08 Thu 09th Dec 2021
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Walking Exercise.

I like to keep as fit and healthy as possible. And i like going for walks, if possible once or twice a week, and the countryside near me is good for the body and mind. Do others go walking and how...
09:31 Tue 07th Dec 202137 answers, last by pat2604 22:23 Tue 07th Dec 2021

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