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Favourite Funny Lines In Films.

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William51 | 07:35 Sat 23rd Apr 2022 | Film, Media & TV
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One of my favourite funny lines is in a Mae West film. " It is not about the men in my life, but the life in my men ". Priceless. Other good ones?.
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“I've said it before and I'll say it again. There is no way, no way that you could come from my loins. Soon as we get home, I'm gonna put a lump on your mama's head.”
07:48 Sat 23rd Apr 2022
“I've said it before and I'll say it again. There is no way, no way that you could come from my loins. Soon as we get home, I'm gonna put a lump on your mama's head.”
Nobody's perfect (Some like it hot)
" is that all he said?" Taken from lost in translation.
"I'll have what she's having" taken from when Harry met Sally.
I've seen better tennis players in a tampon advert ......from bridesmaids
Nicholas: It's Frank! He's appointed himself Judge, Jury and Executioner.

Danny: He's not Judge Judy, an Executioner.
My favourite that I
Sorry, made a mess of my first attempt to post.
My favourite that I often quote is

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue" from the film Airplane.
"Are you out of your Vulcan mind?" - Bones McCoy in several films + episodes.
After leaving the Alien space ship in Independence day.
Hiller: "..Elvis is has LEFT the building"
Levinson: "...well thangu very mush"
Watch it again, most people don't notice the second bit...
There is no sanity clause.
Man standing behind woman in the queue at a supermarket checkout.

Her: "I didn't think I was rude".
Him: "Then you must be from New York".

Can anyone remember which film that was from?
Ah! Terms of Endearment. I didn't get it quite right but it's still funny to me.
“When I turned my back the little *** shot me in the ***” (Blazing Saddles) ……..
“Nice knockers !” …. “Well thank you doctor” (Young Frankenstein)
"Walk this way"
Young Frankenstein
“Daddy my hat just blew off” ….. “A pity your goddam head wasn’t in it” ~ from the same sherif who could not believe “ that you came from my loins boy. As soon as I get home …. “
"Hump, what hump?" Young Frankenstein.
The jacks gone up me 'ay wain -Minder.

Is there two LL's in *** or one ? - Boon.
"Can't you see that man is a Ni...." - Blazing saddles.
“It’s twue , it’s twue “ (Blazing Saddles again

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