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Moon Restaurant. Doctor, Doctor.

What did you think about the restaurant on the moon?. I am afraid it had no atmosphere!. - Doctor, Doctor. Will this ointment get rid of spots?. I never make rash promises!....
12:59 Thu 23rd Mar 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 16:00 Thu 23rd Mar 2023
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Bust Phone Company.

From the Daily Mail. What did they do when the phone company went bust?, they called in the receiver!....
12:40 Wed 22nd Mar 20232 answers, last by Hopkirk 13:03 Wed 22nd Mar 2023
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Seance, And Salesman.

I went to a seance last night. I do not know what possessed me !. - The salesman was pushy even after i repeated No, so i said Non, Net, Nein. But he still would not take no foreign answer !...
17:56 Sun 19th Feb 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 18:51 Sun 19th Feb 2023
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Number Of Council Waste Bins.

I have often wondered how many wheelie bins councils require to be used in different areas. In West Norfolk we leave out a green recycling bin and a black general waste bin with one left on alternate...
11:39 Wed 15th Feb 202335 answers, last by jno 01:40 Thu 16th Feb 2023
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Truly Great Comedies.

I have been watching the Drama channel, and enjoying Are you being served?, Some mothers do ave em, and Last of the Summer wine all on every evening. All classics that are great to see again. Are...
17:13 Sun 05th Feb 202371 answers, last by MargoTester 14:23 Sat 11th Feb 2023
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Where To Put The Calgon Liquid?.

Normally i use Calgon limescale tablets in my washing machine but this time i had to buy the liquid. Do i put the liquid on top of the soap in the tray or on the washing in the main drum?. Thanks....
17:46 Wed 01st Feb 20234 answers, last by gingejbee 19:29 Wed 01st Feb 2023
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Annoying Pop Up Advertisement.

Hello. I have to report an annoying pop up advert that ruins the enjoyment for me. Often on any subject a vertical advert appears on the left hand side of the page. This would normally be bearable but...
12:23 Mon 09th Jan 20234 answers, last by William51 13:00 Mon 09th Jan 2023
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Norwich City Manager Sacked.

Dean Smith the Norwich Head Coach has lost his job after a disasterous run of results after about fourteen months in the job . I think he should have been given more time but when is the right time?....
18:14 Wed 28th Dec 20223 answers, last by Hopkirk 20:19 Wed 28th Dec 2022
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Falling Asleep.

While watching things on TV i sometimes fall asleep in my armchair and miss the end of a programme or film. It is really annoying. Do others experience this?....
20:52 Tue 13th Dec 20229 answers, last by 1581960 21:19 Tue 13th Dec 2022
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My Wife Went Away.

An old one. "My wife went to the West Indies". " Jamaica?". " No, she went on her own accord!"....
20:00 Tue 13th Dec 20224 answers, last by zabado 10:26 Sat 17th Dec 2022
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Dirty Road Signs.

Has anyone noticed how dirty some street and town road signs are, i think it gives a bad impression. It appears to be something the councils have overlooked, or cannot afford to clean them. ?....
19:36 Mon 12th Dec 202218 answers, last by Canary42 20:56 Mon 12th Dec 2022
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British And Foreign Abers.

I wonder how many Abers are British and how many are from overseas. I would guess most are British but...?. In your answer please say where you are....
19:31 Mon 07th Nov 202237 answers, last by emmie 05:08 Tue 08th Nov 2022
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Doctor, Doctor.

Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pack of cards. I will deal with you in a minute!. - Doctor, Doctor. I keep going invisible. I am sorry i cannot see you now!....
16:58 Thu 20th Oct 20222 answers, last by Bazile 17:09 Thu 20th Oct 2022
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Covid And Flu Jabs.

Today i had my fourth Covid jab and had a flu jab. How many others have had the same?....
17:18 Sat 15th Oct 202224 answers, last by mumstheword1 19:14 Sun 16th Oct 2022
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Doctor,Doctor.

Doctor, Doctor. I keep seeing insects spinning around me. Do not worry there is a bug going around!. - Doctor, Doctor. Can you help me out. Certainly, which way did you come in?....
09:35 Sun 02nd Oct 2022
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England Mens Footballer Team?.

The team is doing dreadfully at the moment, but i hope it will come right for the world cup. I am still disappointed at the golden opportunity they had at Euro 2020 and blew it. Any comments?....
15:52 Sat 24th Sep 20223 answers, last by calmck 15:56 Sat 24th Sep 2022
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Doctor, Doctor.

Doctor, Doctor. They have taken off the cricket team, they call me butterfingers.- Do not worry, what you have is not catching. Doctor, Doctor. I have broken my arm in two places. - Then do not go...
07:15 Fri 23rd Sep 2022
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Tears For The Queen.

Admit it, you shed a few tears for the Queen this past week. I did !....
08:37 Thu 22nd Sep 202237 answers, last by William51 07:04 Fri 23rd Sep 2022
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When Is A Door..?

When is a door not a door?. When it is ajar!....
18:04 Mon 05th Sep 20223 answers, last by 1ozzy 07:03 Tue 06th Sep 2022
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Donate?.

Hello. Donate?, who to?. I have not seen any request for donations?. Please give a plea and reason for any donations, and i will respond....
18:45 Sun 04th Sep 20224 answers, last by ABSpareEditor 08:36 Tue 06th Sep 2022

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