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Knock Knock. - Knock Knock. - Doctor Doctor. - Doctor Doctor.

Knock Knock. Whos there?. Witches. Witches who?. Witch is the way to the store?.- Knock Knock. Whos there?. Hatch. Hatch who?. Bless You!. --- Doctor, Doctor. I have only got 59 seconds to live. Hang...
19:12 Sat 10th Jun 202311 answers, last by Arksided 13:19 Sun 11th Jun 2023
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Good Luck City.

Manchester City is playing Inter Milan in the Champion League final this evening, and they are favourites to win, but a final is unpredictable and i hope City manage the game well and bring home the...
09:18 Sat 10th Jun 202316 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 11:03 Sun 11th Jun 2023
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Misplaced Parcels.

Every year a relative sends me a book but this year it went hilariously wrong. I did not get it, and after enquiring my relative was told as i was out the parcel was delivered to a farm in my...
08:48 Fri 09th Jun 20234 answers, last by DTCwordfan 06:59 Sun 11th Jun 2023
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Large Cursor Arrow?.

I easily loose sight of the cursor on my laptop screen, and have looked online for any mice with larger cursor arrows, without success. Are there any anywhere?....
17:02 Tue 06th Jun 20237 answers, last by Old_Geezer 20:15 Tue 06th Jun 2023
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Cinderella. Switzerland. Flying.

Why was Cinderella dropped from the football team?. She kept running away from the ball!. - What is the best thing about Switzerland?. I do not know, but the flag is a big plus!. - A century age two...
17:27 Mon 05th Jun 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 13:05 Tue 06th Jun 2023
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City Or United ?.

Tomorrow is the first ever Manchester derby FA cup final. I am rooting for City and hope they get one over United. City or United ?....
09:02 Fri 02nd Jun 202349 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 18:56 Sun 04th Jun 2023
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Carpet And Curtain. Cheese Factory. Doctor, Doctor.

What did the carpet say to the grumpy curtain?. Pull yourself together!. - Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France?. There was nothing left but de Brie!. - Doctor, Doctor. I...
17:49 Wed 24th May 2023
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Ring Pull Cans.

When i go shopping i see most vegetable and fruit tins with ring pull opening and some still not having them. a lot of meat tins you still need a can opener. Why do not all manufacturers now use ring...
08:56 Wed 24th May 202319 answers, last by Buenchico 23:31 Thu 25th May 2023
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Maigret.

I have enjoyed watching the french detective Maigret on Talking Pictures TV. Some weeks there is the English version with Rupert Davies and other weeks there is the French version with subtitles. Very...
08:59 Tue 16th May 20235 answers, last by drmorgans 17:13 Tue 23rd May 2023
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Peter Pan. Octopus. Doctor, Doctor.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?. Because he Neverlands!. - How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?. Ten tickles!. - Doctor, Doctor. Is it true exercise kills germs?. Possibly, but how...
17:01 Mon 15th May 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 19:00 Tue 16th May 2023
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Supermarket Trolley Users.

I always take my trolley back to the collection point and most shoppers are responsible, but their are a few who cannot be bothered to tidy up after they have used theirs. Some are left in the car...
09:15 Mon 15th May 202311 answers, last by Hazlinny 19:46 Mon 15th May 2023
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When Done Andy Murray.

Andy Murray at 36 is an elder statesman of Tennis. All that hard work of working through a slump paid off this week after winning a title in France, his first trophy in four years. His commitment and...
12:51 Mon 08th May 20239 answers, last by Hazlinny 07:08 Tue 09th May 2023
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Answerbank Donations ?.

I like the Answeerbank and have recently been happy to donate for the second time. Do others value AB enough to donate again ?. Or is this a too personal question ?....
11:49 Mon 08th May 202325 answers, last by MissTerious2 15:55 Tue 09th May 2023
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The Dark Ages. - Dracula. - Doctor, Doctor.

Why were they called the Dark Ages?. Because there were a lot of Knights. - Why doesnt Dracula have any friends?. Because he is a real pain in the neck. - Doctor, Doctor, i swallowed a fish bone. Are...
17:29 Sun 07th May 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 12:31 Mon 08th May 2023
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Working A Smart Phone.

I have recently bought my first smart phone and have found it difficult and had to get help with it. I have now got some of the things on it i need. Do other people find it difficult working their...
12:19 Mon 01st May 202321 answers, last by Hopkirk 13:25 Mon 01st May 2023
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Circus. Stairways. Nasa.

Did you here about the circus fire?. It was in tents!. - Why should you never trust stairs?. They are always up to something!. - How does Nasa organise a party?. They planet!....
11:12 Thu 27th Apr 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 12:50 Thu 27th Apr 2023
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Emergency Alert. Only A Test !.

On Sunday at 3:00 PM the government is testing a new system by sending an emergency alert to everyones smart phones. They only work on 4G and 5G. No panic needed....
08:57 Wed 19th Apr 20236 answers, last by woofgang 18:09 Wed 19th Apr 2023
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Tattoo Removals.

Further to the tattoo question in the Home section. A lot of people have regretted having certain tattoos and i have heard they are difficult to have removed. Can they be removed very easily, and i...
09:17 Tue 18th Apr 20235 answers, last by roopower 11:44 Tue 18th Apr 2023
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Dad Joke. Bullet. House.

When does a joke become a Dad joke?. When it becomes apparent !. - How did the bullet lose his job?. He got fired !. - What does a house wear?. Address !....
08:56 Mon 17th Apr 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 18:10 Mon 17th Apr 2023
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Are You Ready For The Photo Ids?.

From this year we now need a photo identification to vote in local and national elections. A driving licence or passport picture will be okay, and other things like older persons bus pass or a blue...
08:04 Fri 31st Mar 202342 answers, last by bhg481 16:05 Fri 31st Mar 2023

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