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roadman
Toilet seat has been stollen from the police station The police have nothing to go on...
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Rondy
"I want to divorce my wife." "On what grounds?" "She is out all night, every night, going from bar to bar." "Are you saying she's an alcoholic or do you think she's cheating?" "No, she's looking for...
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Rondy
Three guys are trying to sneak into the Olympic Village in Atlanta to scoop souvenirs and autographs. The first says, "Let's watch the registration table to see if there's a crack in the security...
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Canary42
https://ibb.co/f00YZkn...
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maggiebee
David Beckham gets into a taxi at Dublin airport. He sees the driver looking at him for about 5 minutes in the rear view mirror. Eventually the driver says "OK, give me a clue." Beckham sighs and...
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Canary42
https://ibb.co/VMx9791...
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maggiebee
It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws.
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Bazile
They are making.. https://ibb.co/q72npJ4...
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brian j john
We've got a ghost of a chicken in our house I think it's a Poultry-Geist...
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Rondy
A boy of 12 was a dedicated stamp collector; until the lad next door also bought an album. "He buys every stamp I do," the boy complained to his father, "and he's taken all the fun of it away." "Don't...
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Chipchopper
I've had breakfasts all over the world, but French breakfasts seem a little stingy, as they only serve one egg. I asked a French waiter, why this is so, and he told me: "In France one egg is un ouef"...
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Rondy
SPORTS COMMENTATOR SLIP-UPS (Some old but still funny) 1. "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them serious." (Alan Minter) 2. "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch...
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Rondy
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she...
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McMouse
A German guy approaches a lady of the night. 'I vish to buy sex viz you.' 'OK,' says the girl, 'I'll charge 20 an hour.' '..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.' 'No problem,' she...
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Rondy
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for £1.99. "Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs." "Then I'll have to...

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