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DTCwordfan

National Roulette

French Roulette - point the gun to your head, but run away Blonde Roulette - Sit in a bus shelter with your panties down and wait American Roulette - use a machine gun Jewish Roulette - don't use...
19:42 Tue 08th Feb 20111 answer, last by biloro6 10:37 Wed 09th Oct 2024
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Rondy

Here's Some More.

The cheeky kids next door challenged me to a water fight, I said,”Give me 5 minutes and I’ll be ready as soon as the kettles boiled.” ___ For a minute I thought the job centre was trying to appeal... ...
16:28 Thu 03rd Oct 20243 answers, last by netherfield 08:17 Wed 09th Oct 2024
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maggiebee

Singers

I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines. He's a singer/songwriter Or sew it seams
10:59 Tue 08th Oct 20248 answers, last by Arksided 22:43 Tue 08th Oct 2024
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maggiebee

Smiles

They’re a funny lot, my family. Before he died my grandad covered his back with lard, but after that he went downhill very quickly. My sister had hay fever and then she developed diabetes. I did my... ...
11:29 Fri 04th Oct 20244 answers, last by Patsy33 13:22 Fri 04th Oct 2024

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