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I heard the woodpeckers, drumming in the woods yesterday. It's reassuring to know that spring isn't so far away....
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I'm sure, I read somewhere that a giraffe has the same number of vertebrae as a pygmy shrew. Seems unbelievable to me...
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I was browsing at the shoes, on display at my local shoe shop, when this guy strolls in and said to the sales assistant "do you have any horse shoes". The sales assistant turned to him and replied :...
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Hi, I have a new 12x32 digital camera binoculars (Unbranded), unfortunately there was no sd card in the box, so I need to know, to buy the right one. The one reccomended in the manual is a 32gb micro...
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My primroses are fully out, in my garden, never seen them bloom this early before.
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I was sitting in a café, enjoying my favourite spiced pumpkin latte and a blueberry muffin, when the guy on the next table, who was reading a newspaper, lowered his paper, looked at me and said...
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I've had the first two, but I’ve not yet had any notification about the 3rd jab. So should I wait to be informed or what ?...
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lookout for a gang of thieves who have been cutting down Christmas trees and selling them on the black market. A spokes person for the forestry commission said "so far we're stumped"...
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Help with ID please. I heard the sound of a bird in my garden that was unfamiliar to me. I looked up at the sky and saw a black, crow sized bird that made a sound unlike any I'd heard before. The best...
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An old man opened the curtains to allow the sun to fill the room with light. He stood there gazing up at the grey cloudy sky. His wife said, "what's that ringing sound" ?. And her husband replied, "it...
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Business has been booming since, I started using my attic space to manufacture yachts. It's a bit cramped, but I can say the sails have been going through the roof!...
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How are "tamper proof"screws removed ?...
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Will somebody please tell me what the lowest rank is in the military is ?. Every time I ask someone, they just tell me, it's private....
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"I think people who sell meat for a living are absolutely disgusting" said one shopper to another. "Well, in their defence" said the other shopper, "I think those who sell vegetables are grocer"...
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What do you call a cyclist who wears a hollowed out pumpkin on his head for a crash helmet ?. Gourdon...
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When a tree falls in the Amazon rain forest and no one is around to hear it.... .... Those illegal loggers are still getting away with it...
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Are there any shops out there that specialize in environmentally sourced products ?...
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Anyone tried it, or would you not touch it with a barge pole ?
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I saw Sir Elton John in the supermarket looking at the various salad dressings. I suggested that the honey and mustard, go's well with a bit of ice burg lettuce. He said "actually, I'm more of a...
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A friend told me that their small business, selling fruit and vegetables, had gone into liquidation. I said "that's sad news, I'm sorry to hear that" "No don't be" She said, "we are doing great now...

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