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Can anybody tell me the name of the children's charity for kids born with cleft palates. I've seen the add on tv but didn't catch\ the name. TIA....
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At the prospect of meeting Santa in his grotto, a young boy was wildly excited sitting on santa's knee and receiving a gift from the big man. The lad was running through the crowds of Xmas shoppers,...
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Anyone know what go's into the Greggs vegan sausage rolls, I'm thinking of trying one. TIA...
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There seems to be a vast range on the market, some with different numbers of holes punched in them etc. Can anyone recommend an assortment pack of five inch discs that are good value for money ? PS...
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The family are sat round the table eating their lamb stew and dumplings. Young Johnny says "Mum what kind of meat is this, it's as tough as bricks!" Mother: "well the butcher said it was Lego lamb"...
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In this day and age, do we really need mink farms anyway?
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This seems to be the way forward, less fuss, no trailing leads or fuel to worry about for starters. So the question is:- what's the best way to get rid of redundant equipment to make way for the new...
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Doc you gotta help me, every time I drink coffee I get a sharp stabbing pain in my eye. Dr: "try taking the spoon out"....
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A guy comes to the counter of the local chippy, after queueing for 20 minutes, plaices his order of cod n' chips, then says the proprietor "am I expected to sprinkle the salt and vinegar on myself"...
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It was always a favourite of mine in the coffee shops. Is it possible to replicate this flavour at home ?
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I have a cordless electric lawn mower, which was working fine when I put it away last time I used it. this time however, the forward speed was running way too high and the speed adjustment leaver...
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A Tibetan Buddhist monk spent many years travelling around the world seeking knowledge. He only had to ask me and I could have told him, he could have found it right here in Nolfork...
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A guy go's for an interview as a tree feller. Boss: What experience have you had in this field ?. Guy: I've worked extensively in the Sahara Forest. Don't you mean the Sahara desert ?. Guy: Is that...
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A dear old grandma catches a bus into town each day with her bus pass. She kindly gives the bus driver a packet of peanuts every day. The driver enjoys the peanuts but after a week he kinda grows...
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Ahh, the roar of the grease paint the smell of the crowd. I remember some nights I would have beautiful women banging on my dressing room door. Sometimes I would let them out....
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Tonight its steak and chips with mushrooms from the lawn. ummmm! What you got ?...
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A man besides to get his garden fence treated with wood preservative before the winter weather kicks in. He phones the job agency and hires a Polish man and a Romanian man to do the job. The first to...
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I'm thinking of upcycling some used scaffold planks on a tabletop project and wood be grateful if someone could tell me what the width they usually come in. T. I. A....
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A man walks into a pub while his buddies sit outside to secure the picnic table. He orders 5 pints of lager, 2 bags of crisps, 2 scotch eggs and a pork pie. The barman placed the order on the bar and...
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A friend of mine, who is a big fan of the rock band R.E.M. was telling me that he had managed to get tickets to see the band and also got backstage passes to meet the band, after their performance. He...

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