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Knock Knock

Who's there. Kipper. Kipper who. Kipper hands to yourself!...
05:10 Fri 17th Sep 2021
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Beyond The Pail

I got wind that the farmer in our village, was about to dig a borehole on his land, so he could Irongate his crops. As a gesture of good will, I decided to send him an oversize bucket. I later heard,...
19:03 Thu 16th Sep 20214 answers, last by Hopkirk 18:09 Fri 17th Sep 2021
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Pizza Plates

I fend my standard dinner plates a little too small for the standard pizza, one can buy. Can anyone suggest a good-sized plate ?...
08:03 Wed 15th Sep 20219 answers, last by barry1010 09:27 Wed 15th Sep 2021
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Mini Sweet Peppers

Do they need the seeds removed, before cooking ? TIA...
12:22 Sat 04th Sep 20217 answers, last by Mamyalynne 18:44 Sun 05th Sep 2021
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What The Heck!

It was a rainy night in old Dodge City. Suddenly, a horse comes bursting through the swinging doors of the silver dollar saloon. The startled bartender looks up and shouts, "Hey!" The horse replies:...
11:59 Sat 04th Sep 20215 answers, last by Ken4155 09:44 Mon 06th Sep 2021
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Brissle Do Nicely

A Glasgow man collects all his beard trimmings for a whole year, puts them into an envelope, takes them along to his bank and says "Put this into my shavings account."...
08:46 Thu 02nd Sep 2021
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Mix Up

I accidentally took the cat's medication instead of my own, don't ask meaw
07:10 Sat 14th Aug 20218 answers, last by NickorWan 15:57 Sat 14th Aug 2021
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Scrub 'N' Brush Up

After many years of reliable service, I decided it was high time to give my toaster a good clean out. It was then that I realised the darn thing wasn't waterproof. I was shocked.
13:23 Tue 10th Aug 20212 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:31 Tue 10th Aug 2021
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Shoping Injury

A man walks into a super marker with blood gushing from his hand. A shop assistant, who was stacking the shelves, notices the man and said to the man: "are you OK Sir, that looks like a nasty cut you...
15:22 Mon 09th Aug 202110 answers, last by Ellipsis 16:22 Mon 09th Aug 2021
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Electrical Store

I asked the guy behind the counter if he would recommend to me a good electric kettle. "Kenwood" he said. I said OK, "where will I find Ken"...
07:44 Fri 06th Aug 20212 answers, last by waterboatman 08:12 Fri 06th Aug 2021
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Up Grade

I traded my old vacuum in for one of those 'all singing all dancing', robotic ones, well it was only just sitting there collecting dust.
07:28 Fri 06th Aug 20219 answers, last by aelmpvw 07:33 Sat 07th Aug 2021
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Whats Been Nibbling My Onions

Something/s been paying regular visits to my onion patch and nibbling the green tops. Anyone any idea what could be doing this ?...
15:26 Thu 05th Aug 20214 answers, last by Tilly2 07:52 Fri 06th Aug 2021
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No Not That One

A bloke, who had been digging holes in the street all day, was feeling a little hot and sweaty to say the least. He walked into a chemist shop, and asked the young lady sales assistant for a can of...
14:27 Fri 23rd Jul 2021
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Sqoash Drop

I.'ve noticed some immature fruit drop on a couple of my squash plants. I'm looking to prevent any more from falling. Any advice appreciated TIA...
10:04 Wed 21st Jul 20212 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:45 Wed 21st Jul 2021
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"Big Butterfly Count"

Those interested in taking part can do so from 16 of July to the 8th of August. If someone would be kind enough to supply a link....
10:16 Fri 16th Jul 20211 answer, last by Buenchico 10:52 Fri 16th Jul 2021
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Bring On The Good Guys

I'm so glad that I grew some sunflowers on my veg plot, they are a Mecca for hover flies, which also feed on the aphids....
10:46 Sun 11th Jul 20215 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:44 Tue 13th Jul 2021
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Mizuna

Is it ok to eat it once it has bolted ?
11:12 Sat 26th Jun 20211 answer, last by Buenchico 19:36 Sat 26th Jun 2021
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Science Exam Cancellation

I was looking forward to taking the advanced science exam, but I couldn't sit through it due to severe back pain. The doctor told me, I have a trapped nerd....
15:19 Thu 17th Jun 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 15:24 Thu 17th Jun 2021
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Radish Root Split

Harvesting the crop, I noticed a few of the globe radishes, had this deformity. The crop had grown very fast and the split occurred at the base of the veg, next to the taproot. TIA....
07:00 Mon 14th Jun 20214 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:26 Mon 14th Jun 2021
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Mizuna Versitility

I grew some of this, this year and found it surprisingly good I've eaten it in cheese sandwiches for a couple of days, but would be interested to find other ways of eating it. TIA....
13:24 Thu 10th Jun 20212 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:43 Thu 10th Jun 2021

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