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Who's there. Kipper. Kipper who. Kipper hands to yourself!...
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I got wind that the farmer in our village, was about to dig a borehole on his land, so he could Irongate his crops. As a gesture of good will, I decided to send him an oversize bucket. I later heard,...
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I fend my standard dinner plates a little too small for the standard pizza, one can buy. Can anyone suggest a good-sized plate ?...
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Do they need the seeds removed, before cooking ? TIA...
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It was a rainy night in old Dodge City. Suddenly, a horse comes bursting through the swinging doors of the silver dollar saloon. The startled bartender looks up and shouts, "Hey!" The horse replies:...
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A Glasgow man collects all his beard trimmings for a whole year, puts them into an envelope, takes them along to his bank and says "Put this into my shavings account."...
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I accidentally took the cat's medication instead of my own, don't ask meaw
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After many years of reliable service, I decided it was high time to give my toaster a good clean out. It was then that I realised the darn thing wasn't waterproof. I was shocked.
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A man walks into a super marker with blood gushing from his hand. A shop assistant, who was stacking the shelves, notices the man and said to the man: "are you OK Sir, that looks like a nasty cut you...
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I asked the guy behind the counter if he would recommend to me a good electric kettle. "Kenwood" he said. I said OK, "where will I find Ken"...
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I traded my old vacuum in for one of those 'all singing all dancing', robotic ones, well it was only just sitting there collecting dust.
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Something/s been paying regular visits to my onion patch and nibbling the green tops. Anyone any idea what could be doing this ?...
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A bloke, who had been digging holes in the street all day, was feeling a little hot and sweaty to say the least. He walked into a chemist shop, and asked the young lady sales assistant for a can of...
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I.'ve noticed some immature fruit drop on a couple of my squash plants. I'm looking to prevent any more from falling. Any advice appreciated TIA...
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Those interested in taking part can do so from 16 of July to the 8th of August. If someone would be kind enough to supply a link....
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I'm so glad that I grew some sunflowers on my veg plot, they are a Mecca for hover flies, which also feed on the aphids....
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Is it ok to eat it once it has bolted ?
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I was looking forward to taking the advanced science exam, but I couldn't sit through it due to severe back pain. The doctor told me, I have a trapped nerd....
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Harvesting the crop, I noticed a few of the globe radishes, had this deformity. The crop had grown very fast and the split occurred at the base of the veg, next to the taproot. TIA....
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I grew some of this, this year and found it surprisingly good I've eaten it in cheese sandwiches for a couple of days, but would be interested to find other ways of eating it. TIA....

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