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I was in a shoe shop yesterday, trying on a new pair of shoes, an assistant asked me how I was doing, so I told her they was too tight. She said, "try them with the tongue out" I said " iths no... ...
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Hope your day is a good one, wherever you may be! Take care folks🤔
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I went to see my doctor after I found myself saying everything twice. He gave me a repeat prescription
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Grow your own  BY Al lotment
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Good morning all! Just polished off the last of the drinking chocolate, so it looks like its back to coffee. Have a good one Take care folks
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Saturday once more, seems like its T shirt weather round here. Hopefully some garden time if it don't rain. Take care Folks! 
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A gent of a certain age walks into his living room sporting his newly acquired hiking boots, rucksack, walking stick etc. announces "I have joined the ramblers club" His wife also a senior, who... ...
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Dull and damp hereabouts, still It's supposed to brighten up later, bring it on! Take care folks! Bfn
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Wherever you are, where ever you're from, top of the morning to you! Take care folks and have a lovely day!
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This guy  in the pub was telling loads of jokes about Motown singers, and I said to him how many Motown jokes do you know at "least a 100, and that's four tops"
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I noticed some folks were throwing a fancy dress party on our block, trouble was my girlfriend and I had no costumes to wear. I said to my GF "quick jump up on my back, we will get in somehow". A... ...
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Hope you are all well and ready to welcome the sunrise, if not enjoy a lay in.  
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Aka wet Tuesday! More rain, I'm sure we're getting someone else's weather. There must be a Sun up there  (big round yellow thing) I have two choises : stay in or stay in, no contest!  Take care... ...
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Good morning all! Hope you are well and good, maybe things will brighten up later. Take care folks
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The job on the farm didn't last long, the boss said that "sleeping on the job is unacceptable" so I took him to the tribunal, and said in my defence "well it was you who told me to count those... ...
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I was invited to a fancy dress party the other day, and decided to go dressed as a screwdriver. It turned a few heads, I must say! 
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I've got a plan. Carefully unpack an Easter egg, place a gift inside (you decide), then carefully repack the egg in the carton, as an extra surprise, just an idea, what do you think ?. Take care... ...
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I was chatting to my neighbour over the fence yesterday and I asked him what date it was, he checked his watch and said "March 1st" So I strode round the garden and asked him again.
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A man walks into a bar and shouts, "give me a whiskey and make it a double"! The barman looks at the guy and says "I think you've had enough don't you, so why don't you just turn yourself around... ...
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Hope you're all doing well and helping each other. Sunshine or rain, take good care, folks. See you when I see you, when I see you

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