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I have a cordless electric lawn mower, which was working fine when I put it away last time I used it. this time however, the forward speed was running way too high and the speed adjustment leaver...
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A Tibetan Buddhist monk spent many years travelling around the world seeking knowledge. He only had to ask me and I could have told him, he could have found it right here in Nolfork...
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A guy go's for an interview as a tree feller. Boss: What experience have you had in this field ?. Guy: I've worked extensively in the Sahara Forest. Don't you mean the Sahara desert ?. Guy: Is that...
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A dear old grandma catches a bus into town each day with her bus pass. She kindly gives the bus driver a packet of peanuts every day. The driver enjoys the peanuts but after a week he kinda grows...
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Ahh, the roar of the grease paint the smell of the crowd. I remember some nights I would have beautiful women banging on my dressing room door. Sometimes I would let them out....
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Tonight its steak and chips with mushrooms from the lawn. ummmm! What you got ?...
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A man besides to get his garden fence treated with wood preservative before the winter weather kicks in. He phones the job agency and hires a Polish man and a Romanian man to do the job. The first to...
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I'm thinking of upcycling some used scaffold planks on a tabletop project and wood be grateful if someone could tell me what the width they usually come in. T. I. A....
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A man walks into a pub while his buddies sit outside to secure the picnic table. He orders 5 pints of lager, 2 bags of crisps, 2 scotch eggs and a pork pie. The barman placed the order on the bar and...
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A friend of mine, who is a big fan of the rock band R.E.M. was telling me that he had managed to get tickets to see the band and also got backstage passes to meet the band, after their performance. He...
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I'm looking for a compatible filter for 'basics' water jug. Recommendations welcome. T I A.....
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[ must addmit, my computor skills are not the best and I offten leave letters out through not pressing the keys down far enough or leaving gaps where they shouldn't be So, now I found that I have just...
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I felt rather uncomfortable when I was sitting in my garden eating my lunch, earlier today when I felt I was being watched by my neighbors hen, which was sitting on the fence post, watching my every...
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As I walked through the woods I came upon an oak that was laughing and shaking its branches. I thought this was very strange so I asked it if it was okay. "Never felt better" it said "I've just been...
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Garden tiger moths that is. I've seen them again for the third year running. They fly during the day and look more like a butterfly, brilliant orange colour.
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My wife accused me of always making double entendre's so I gave her one.
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q,What do you call a snake who works for the government ?. A, A civil serpent...
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I was looking forward to a relaxing break exploring Britain's canals on a canal boat. I met with the agent, at the canal after seeing an add in the local paper at 9:30 am . So I said to the guy "so...
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I discovered a great little book on which glue glue to use for the job in hand. [ must say, it was a job to put it down!...
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I bought a ready meal (sweet and sour chicken) from a well known leading super market on sunday 19th. anyway, i decided to have it tonight but was put of the rice due to some of the grains was blue....

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