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which is the best one for groceries that don;t have a minimum charge ?
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Anyone had their own account of this ?. TIA....
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I used to have a vast collection of vintage tractors, all lovingly restored to their former glory. I just run out of space, in the end and the novelty wore off. S'pose you could say, I'm an extractor...
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I blasted my horn at a man, when I saw him removing fence panels from the motorway today. He looked at me with anger in his eyes. So I shouted "no need to take offence" !...
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Happy 80th Birthday today. He sung and wrote some wonderful songs which evoked high emotion. Among my favs was 'Laughter in the rain. plus many more!...
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Just as I suspected, that "antique deep fat fryer" was a fake, it had a chip in it....
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Two wind turbines are stood it a field, and one says to the other "so what kind of music do you like". The other turns and replies: "I'm a big metal fan myself"...
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I went to the optician's the other day, to get my eyes tested. It turns out I'm color blind, apparently. Well I can tell you, that came like a bolt, straight out of the red!...
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I bought a plastic tub of frozen sweet corn soup, a few days ago and when I took it from the freezer, I noticed that the lid and the base were bulging out. I put it in the microwave for the...
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...the angry pancake ? . He just flipped.
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Is it possible for sounds to be heard on the Moon ?
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I feel sure that the use in pesticides has a lot to do with it. I find this worrying, what are you're views and how can we address it ?...
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Are robins becoming more adaptable in their eating habits ? I have noticed them using the peanut and fat ball feeders much more readily, rather just going for crumbs that fall to the ground....
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A novice gardener was rushed to hospital yesterday, after accidentally eating a poisonous daffodil bulb which she had thought was an onion. The lady who has not been named, is making a slow recovery...
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A man walks into a hardware store, holds up a can of insecticide and asks "is this any good for green fly ?. No says the manager "it will kill them"...
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I bumped into an old friend in the pub, who I hadn't seen for a while. He explained to me that he had been on a gold prospecting holiday in the far east. "Japan ?" I asked. No he said "I prefer to use...
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Watching 'Great British railway journeys' on tv earlier, someone claimed that Marmite works as a good mosquito repellent. Anyone know it this is true ? ps I do like all yeast extracts BTW....
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An angry neighbor came pounding on my door, shouting and screaming and asking me if I knew anything regarding the disappearance of clothing from her washing line. I was so shook up by this tirade of...
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I've Noah idea.
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A guy go's to his Doctor and says: Dr Dr, you've gotta help me, I have this terrible blinking in my right eye!" Doctor: " Ah come on now, it don't look so bad". Guy: "Doc, you don't understand, every...

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