When I arranged for my fish supper to be delivered to my home, I was absolutely disgusted, it looked like it had fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. I was so enraged I...
There seems to be a worldwide shortage of barber equipment, due to the current pandemic. So I went to my local pet shop to see if I could buy some hair trimmers. "Sorry" the sales assistant said...
Veteran circus entertainer Frederico Martinez also known as the human cannonball has decided enough is enough and quit his forty years entertaining the public. His manager said "He will be sadly...
I was driving to work yesterday morning, when a large truck swerved right in front of me and then started weaving from lane to lane and cutting up all other road users. About a 1/4 of a mile further...
Just looked at my bird feeding station through the kitchen window and spotted a siskin on the sunflower hearts. It's a rare sighting (for me) so I'm hoping more will come. I noted it was comparable in...
I was looking out of my window and eagerly, waiting for my new snow boots to be delivered, when I saw a delivery guy slip and fall, when he tripped on the snow shovel that I stupidly left on the...
I asked my fitness trainer if he would teach me how to do the splits.
He looked me up and down, and said: "Well just how flexible are you ?"
I said "Pretty good, but I can't do Thursdays"...
It's getting dusk now and there are still plenty of birds on the feeders in spite of snow falling thick and fast. It must be difficult for them to find food under a blanket of snow. I must remember to...
A man is buying a few bits and pieces at his local chemist shop.
Man "Oh, get me a bottle of deodorant from the shelf, while your there please"
Chemist "Ball type ?"
Man "No, underarm pleas"...
A middle-aged couple booked into a hotel in Cornwall, the same one that they stayed in twenty years ago They took a scenic walk along the cliff top, just like they did all those years ago. Suddenly...
After a wild and wicked night of heavy rain, the sun finally broke through and gave way to a pleasant and calm morning. I watched birds busily feeding on the feeders, some were even checking out nest...
