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Those long stalks, look an awful lot like celery. Anyone tried eating them like celery ?...
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Have you seen the dog bowl ?. No, I didn't even know he could play cricket. Heard it on the radio...
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A guy drives to a well known department store in the US, and notices a temporary "give blood" facility had been set up within the parking lot. The old veteran decides to do his bit and joins the short...
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Which is considered the best material for a slide, finger sleeve and is it the same for acoustic and electric guitar ?
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Among the many species of birds that visit my garden, for the last two mornings, I've seen a single colored dove. (never seen one around here before), and it appears to be collecting nesting material....
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I was looking for my favourite, chocolate waifer bar, in the supermarket. So I asked the guy who was buisily stacking the shelves, and he gave me two fingers. I said I didn't come here to be insulted,...
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I have a leylandii conifer hedge on one side of the garden, with a small pond about 12 feet away. I sat nearby and watched a female gold crest making repeted trips , backwoods and forwards from the...
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Anyone know the name of the potato variety on last night's gardeners world. Not the red one, the other one. They were grown in pots, if that helps. I've forgotten....
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Is there a type of raddish that is burpless that anyone can recommend ?
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Just noticed the great spotted woodpeckers have raised their young already and are teaching them to use the feeders. They look very dapper with their red caps....
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Looks like the start of a lovely day! Hope that's true for you. Take care...
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After months of lockdown, I noticed the local fishmonger had opened once again, and it was business as usual. The fishmonger saw me eyeing up the wet fish in his window display, and waved a cheery...
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A friend and I went to a party, dressed as elves bet they wouldn't let us in. "Why have we been refused admission" I demanded!. The bouncer said "for a start, you don't look a bit like Elvis"...
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My wife left me while I was painting the ceiling, I was overcome with emulsion....
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Two anglers are on a blind date at the end of the pier. They became drawn together when their lines become entangled. One said to the other "my plaice or yours "?...
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What did the waitress say when I said "is that my order ?" "This is nacho cheese"....
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I thought I saw Van Morison in the street the other day, then I suddenly realized It was a Morison's van in my rearview mirror
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Just to ask people to keep an eye out for robins. At this time of the year, they are particularly vulnerable when they are looking for potential nesting sites, and can be easily become locked in sheds...
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A man pops in to a seafood restaurant with a large salmon under his arm and says to the waiter "do you serve salmon fish cakes ?" Waiter: "No sorry sir, we don't have much call for them, these days"...
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My breakfast was rudely interrupted by a very large bumblebee that was flying wildly around the room. I just opened a couple of doors and hey presto, it flew straight out. Panic over!...

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