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But I Don't Want Hairs On My Chest!

What do you call a spoilt brat who refuses to eat up all his greens and veggies ?. A, Someone who marches to the rhythm of a different beet....
08:14 Wed 15th Jul 20201 answer, last by bookbinder 17:19 Wed 15th Jul 2020
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Which Breed ?

I was looking around a dog kennels and pondering on which breed of dog I should go for, when one of the staff came along and gave me a couple of pointers.
22:24 Sun 12th Jul 20207 answers, last by Arksided 10:41 Mon 13th Jul 2020
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A Country Mile.

Thinking I may save some money by not buying a ticket for the cable car in San Francisco I decided to walk a few blocks to get to my destination. When I reached the top of the last of several hills I...
22:14 Sun 12th Jul 20201 answer, last by marval 22:15 Sun 12th Jul 2020
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Goldfinch Glory!

I feel privileged that goldfinches have chosen my little bit of garden to come and visit . Adding a bird bath and some seed seems to have paid off!...
08:46 Thu 09th Jul 20203 answers, last by ck1 09:30 Thu 09th Jul 2020
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Cinnabar Caterpillars

I have a few bits of ragwort cumming up in my mini meadow, and on them are the caterpillars of the cinnabar moth. The bright orange and black markings look like little stripy socks but really they're...
07:12 Mon 06th Jul 20204 answers, last by AuntPollyGrey 17:48 Mon 06th Jul 2020
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New Butterfly Spotted In My Garden

For the first time for me, I spotted a marbled white butterfly in my garden. lovely markings!. Anyone else seen any ?...
19:38 Wed 01st Jul 2020
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Leg Up For...

the butterflies & moths. I noticed that my Buddlea bush is just beginning to come out in bloom,this morning. So I'm hoping this will attract more butterflies, bee's etc into the area, hover flies seem...
09:38 Fri 26th Jun 202012 answers, last by woofgang 20:14 Fri 26th Jun 2020
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Fly Screen Door

It gets so incredibly hot in my conservatory in the summertime, that I'm thinking of investing in a fly screen door. I noticed that the prices vary wildly. for what looks like pretty much the same...
12:48 Mon 15th Jun 20202 answers, last by Old_Geezer 14:32 Mon 15th Jun 2020
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A &E

You see some dumb idiots in the hospitals accident and emergency department, the boy the vase stuck on his head, the girl with a bead stuck up her nose. The other day a guy walked in, who had...
15:55 Fri 12th Jun 202020 answers, last by LochNessMonster 16:21 Tue 16th Jun 2020
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Give A Little Take A Little

I was watching a huge hornet in my garden, going from flower to flower in my little meadow patch of oxeye daisies. I thought to myself okay, so you do a little pollinating in your spare time, then I...
10:45 Wed 10th Jun 20203 answers, last by woofgang 11:55 Wed 10th Jun 2020
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Anoying Kitchen Roll

Anyone know of a kitchen roll holder or device that is suitable for outdoor use, especially if its a bit windy. I find they tend to unwind, with the slightest breeze. T I A....
15:49 Mon 08th Jun 20208 answers, last by weecalf 19:04 Mon 08th Jun 2020
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Auto Spares

A Guy walks into a car parts shop and asks the man behind the counter "I'd a set of wiper blades for my lada". The salesman ponders for a minute, scratches his head and says "okay, I think we can do a...
11:07 Mon 08th Jun 202012 answers, last by tonyav 22:19 Mon 08th Jun 2020
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Green Finch

A breath taking moment when I spotted one in the garden today. I read that they are in decline due to a desease that affects them. Hope they make a come-back....
23:12 Fri 05th Jun 20209 answers, last by jakep 10:06 Sat 06th Jun 2020
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Waiter

Waiter waiter! Take these sardines away, I cant eat these, they're absolutely swimming in oil! Waiter : "Well Sir that just go's to show you how fresh they are"...
12:38 Fri 05th Jun 2020
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Out Of Puff

You know when you're getting old when............... The candles cost more than the cake!...
11:31 Thu 04th Jun 20203 answers, last by marval 19:04 Thu 04th Jun 2020
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Rats Deserting A Sinking Ship

Is there any documented evidence to support this claim ?
15:02 Wed 03rd Jun 20202 answers, last by Buenchico 15:08 Wed 03rd Jun 2020
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6 Feet Apart

The Luke Combs song 6 feet apart. The date the song was written and the social distancing rule in the USA, don't to me seem tie up. Can someone please explain this ?...
14:50 Wed 03rd Jun 202010 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:11 Wed 03rd Jun 2020
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What Becomes Of The Broken Hearted ?

I've heared the plaintive call of the cuckoo, deep within the woods, twice today, first time this year (at least for me any way). Seems a bit late to me, considering I would normally expect to hear...
15:16 Tue 02nd Jun 20209 answers, last by melv16 16:46 Fri 05th Jun 2020
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Local Rag Crossword

High ranking naval officer embarrassed by butterfly 3 & 7 r.. ..........
15:17 Mon 01st Jun 20203 answers, last by MargoTester 15:20 Mon 01st Jun 2020
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Fridge Stopped Working...

My under counter hotpoint fridge has stopped cooling (last thing I wanted in this hot weather), this may be due to over stocking with food and drink. The light is still coming on when the door is...
11:09 Sun 31st May 20204 answers, last by johnk 06:20 Mon 01st Jun 2020

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