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According to the news reports the UK is expected to have a bumper year of these delightful butterflies, which only happens about once in a decade. I've not seen any, so far or many of other species...
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A man on his lunch break rushes into a crowded pizza restaurant and places an order. After spending a long time waiting, he spots the waiter and calls out: "will my pizza be long?". Waiter: "Sir, all...
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I've just spent half the night at the vets, after my dog Minton swallowed and almost choked on a shuttlecock. Bad Minton!!...
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I heard some snip-its in passing on radio 2 this morning and decided to listen later. Trouble is, I can't seem to listen to the studio recording on the Michael Ball (Richard Maidley sitting in). Can...
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How do you make an octopus laugh ?. With ten-tickles....
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I'v just come back from a once - in - a - lifetime - holiday. I'll tell you what, never again!...
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I took some time out, to relax in the garden and watch the birds coming back and forth, mostly great tits and blue tits. Suddenly I noticed a stranger in the camp, visiting the peanut feeder, was what...
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What did the mother buffalo say to her little boy as he left for school ?. "Bison"...
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A young lady takes her pet Shetland pony to the veterinary surgery, after it had been coughing all night long. Don't worry says the vet "he's just a little horse...
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I've seen plenty of bumble bees and hover flies on the St Johns wort but no butter flies etc on the buddleia so far. Anyone have similar observations or not ?....
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A little girl sits on her granddads knee and asks : "Granddad...can you make a noise like a frog please ?". Granddad "why, of course sugar how come you ask" ?. Little girl: " I just heard daddy say to...
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An update on my dormouse box Alas, no dormice but it did get used by a family of blue tits (all grown up and flown away). Its now full of baby earwigs!....
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She said, "what seems to be the problem ?" I explained "I've broken my neck in two places". She replied "well, stop going to those places"...
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I saw a trailer for a west coast US road trip. Anyone know when and where its showing ?...
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I threw out my old vacuum cleaner today.......well it was only collecting dust!...
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Anyone recommend an easy to use clipper, electric or manual due to temporary disablement ?...
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Saw a lovely speckled wood yesterday, the first for some time. I do hope numbers are on the rise!...
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If you're able enough to get the darn things out of the blister packs, then you don't need em in the first place!
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Whats the best method of cleaning dust etc from a digital tv screen ?...
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which is the best one for groceries that don;t have a minimum charge ?

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