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Painted Lady Butterfly Invasion

According to the news reports the UK is expected to have a bumper year of these delightful butterflies, which only happens about once in a decade. I've not seen any, so far or many of other species...
17:51 Sat 20th Jul 20195 answers, last by 237SJ 19:33 Sat 20th Jul 2019
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Tell Me Quando Quando Quando

A man on his lunch break rushes into a crowded pizza restaurant and places an order. After spending a long time waiting, he spots the waiter and calls out: "will my pizza be long?". Waiter: "Sir, all...
18:52 Mon 15th Jul 20196 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:28 Tue 16th Jul 2019
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Stupid Boy

I've just spent half the night at the vets, after my dog Minton swallowed and almost choked on a shuttlecock. Bad Minton!!...
00:32 Mon 15th Jul 20192 answers, last by marval 21:45 Tue 16th Jul 2019
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Kenny Wayne Shepherd

I heard some snip-its in passing on radio 2 this morning and decided to listen later. Trouble is, I can't seem to listen to the studio recording on the Michael Ball (Richard Maidley sitting in). Can...
16:14 Sun 14th Jul 20191 answer, last by Mamyalynne 16:19 Sun 14th Jul 2019
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How

How do you make an octopus laugh ?. With ten-tickles....
14:22 Sun 14th Jul 2019
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No Way

I'v just come back from a once - in - a - lifetime - holiday. I'll tell you what, never again!...
11:25 Sun 14th Jul 20195 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:46 Sun 14th Jul 2019
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Warbler On Nutfeeder

I took some time out, to relax in the garden and watch the birds coming back and forth, mostly great tits and blue tits. Suddenly I noticed a stranger in the camp, visiting the peanut feeder, was what...
17:04 Thu 11th Jul 20195 answers, last by Togo 14:24 Sun 14th Jul 2019
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Bufalo Stance

What did the mother buffalo say to her little boy as he left for school ?. "Bison"...
09:14 Tue 09th Jul 201910 answers, last by Arksided 15:28 Tue 09th Jul 2019
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At The Vets

A young lady takes her pet Shetland pony to the veterinary surgery, after it had been coughing all night long. Don't worry says the vet "he's just a little horse...
13:21 Sun 07th Jul 20192 answers, last by retrocop 18:57 Sun 07th Jul 2019
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Wildlife Gardening..

I've seen plenty of bumble bees and hover flies on the St Johns wort but no butter flies etc on the buddleia so far. Anyone have similar observations or not ?....
08:53 Fri 05th Jul 20193 answers, last by johnk 07:29 Sat 06th Jul 2019
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Careless Whispers...

A little girl sits on her granddads knee and asks : "Granddad...can you make a noise like a frog please ?". Granddad "why, of course sugar how come you ask" ?. Little girl: " I just heard daddy say to...
08:57 Thu 04th Jul 20192 answers, last by mallyh 13:46 Thu 04th Jul 2019
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Hazel Dormouse

An update on my dormouse box Alas, no dormice but it did get used by a family of blue tits (all grown up and flown away). Its now full of baby earwigs!....
16:14 Wed 19th Jun 20191 answer, last by hellywelly4 16:23 Wed 19th Jun 2019
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I Went To The Doctor And...

She said, "what seems to be the problem ?" I explained "I've broken my neck in two places". She replied "well, stop going to those places"...
01:47 Sun 16th Jun 201915 answers, last by Patsy33 17:07 Sun 16th Jun 2019
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David Jason

I saw a trailer for a west coast US road trip. Anyone know when and where its showing ?...
19:55 Tue 11th Jun 20195 answers, last by Buenchico 20:22 Tue 11th Jun 2019
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Time To Go...

I threw out my old vacuum cleaner today.......well it was only collecting dust!...
14:24 Mon 10th Jun 20196 answers, last by Chipchopper 16:53 Mon 10th Jun 2019
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Easy To Use Nail Clippers...

Anyone recommend an easy to use clipper, electric or manual due to temporary disablement ?...
10:14 Mon 10th Jun 20194 answers, last by Maydup 23:53 Mon 10th Jun 2019
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Butterfly

Saw a lovely speckled wood yesterday, the first for some time. I do hope numbers are on the rise!...
09:34 Fri 24th May 2019
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Pills And Tablets

If you're able enough to get the darn things out of the blister packs, then you don't need em in the first place!
07:48 Fri 24th May 201911 answers, last by cupid04 13:16 Fri 24th May 2019
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Clean Tv Screen

Whats the best method of cleaning dust etc from a digital tv screen ?...
08:39 Thu 23rd May 20193 answers, last by 4candles 18:43 Thu 23rd May 2019
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Online Shopping

which is the best one for groceries that don;t have a minimum charge ?
11:00 Wed 15th May 20194 answers, last by Lizruns 13:54 Mon 03rd Jun 2019

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