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Spring Is Coming

I heard the woodpeckers, drumming in the woods yesterday. It's reassuring to know that spring isn't so far away....
07:28 Mon 17th Jan 202211 answers, last by Mamyalynne 19:52 Mon 17th Jan 2022
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Is It True ?

I'm sure, I read somewhere that a giraffe has the same number of vertebrae as a pygmy shrew. Seems unbelievable to me...
14:11 Wed 12th Jan 202213 answers, last by JimF 21:04 Sat 15th Jan 2022
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Shoe Shop

I was browsing at the shoes, on display at my local shoe shop, when this guy strolls in and said to the sales assistant "do you have any horse shoes". The sales assistant turned to him and replied :...
10:05 Fri 07th Jan 20221 answer, last by Patsy33 20:25 Fri 07th Jan 2022
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Which Sd Card ?

Hi, I have a new 12x32 digital camera binoculars (Unbranded), unfortunately there was no sd card in the box, so I need to know, to buy the right one. The one reccomended in the manual is a 32gb micro...
14:52 Wed 05th Jan 20225 answers, last by Chipchopper 06:30 Thu 06th Jan 2022
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Primroses

My primroses are fully out, in my garden, never seen them bloom this early before.
13:07 Tue 04th Jan 2022
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What A Dope

I was sitting in a café, enjoying my favourite spiced pumpkin latte and a blueberry muffin, when the guy on the next table, who was reading a newspaper, lowered his paper, looked at me and said...
22:35 Tue 28th Dec 20211 answer, last by royfromaus 22:56 Tue 28th Dec 2021
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3Rd Covid Vax

I've had the first two, but I’ve not yet had any notification about the 3rd jab. So should I wait to be informed or what ?...
09:24 Fri 24th Dec 202110 answers, last by bobbinwales 12:46 Fri 24th Dec 2021
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Police Are On The -

lookout for a gang of thieves who have been cutting down Christmas trees and selling them on the black market. A spokes person for the forestry commission said "so far we're stumped"...
11:32 Sat 18th Dec 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 15:29 Sat 18th Dec 2021
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Strange Bird

Help with ID please. I heard the sound of a bird in my garden that was unfamiliar to me. I looked up at the sky and saw a black, crow sized bird that made a sound unlike any I'd heard before. The best...
21:45 Fri 17th Dec 202115 answers, last by McMouse 16:29 Fri 31st Dec 2021
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You Wish

An old man opened the curtains to allow the sun to fill the room with light. He stood there gazing up at the grey cloudy sky. His wife said, "what's that ringing sound" ?. And her husband replied, "it...
13:24 Tue 14th Dec 20214 answers, last by Smowball 10:06 Wed 15th Dec 2021
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Workshope Successs

Business has been booming since, I started using my attic space to manufacture yachts. It's a bit cramped, but I can say the sails have been going through the roof!...
13:02 Tue 14th Dec 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 17:59 Tue 14th Dec 2021
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Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time

How are "tamper proof"screws removed ?...
20:32 Fri 03rd Dec 20217 answers, last by Buenchico 23:29 Fri 03rd Dec 2021
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Let Me In

Will somebody please tell me what the lowest rank is in the military is ?. Every time I ask someone, they just tell me, it's private....
11:26 Sat 20th Nov 202110 answers, last by Hopkirk 21:20 Sat 20th Nov 2021
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Butchers

"I think people who sell meat for a living are absolutely disgusting" said one shopper to another. "Well, in their defence" said the other shopper, "I think those who sell vegetables are grocer"...
09:27 Thu 11th Nov 20212 answers, last by Hopkirk 21:21 Thu 11th Nov 2021
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100% Silly

What do you call a cyclist who wears a hollowed out pumpkin on his head for a crash helmet ?. Gourdon...
15:59 Mon 08th Nov 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 18:24 Mon 08th Nov 2021
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Wood You Believe It

When a tree falls in the Amazon rain forest and no one is around to hear it.... .... Those illegal loggers are still getting away with it...
07:54 Wed 03rd Nov 20218 answers, last by Hopkirk 15:19 Wed 03rd Nov 2021
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A Greener Solution

Are there any shops out there that specialize in environmentally sourced products ?...
10:55 Tue 02nd Nov 20214 answers, last by goodgoalie 11:12 Tue 02nd Nov 2021
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Christmas Dinner In A Can

Anyone tried it, or would you not touch it with a barge pole ?
09:01 Tue 02nd Nov 202132 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:31 Wed 03rd Nov 2021
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Hmm Which One ?

I saw Sir Elton John in the supermarket looking at the various salad dressings. I suggested that the honey and mustard, go's well with a bit of ice burg lettuce. He said "actually, I'm more of a...
08:00 Tue 02nd Nov 20212 answers, last by Hopkirk 23:17 Wed 03rd Nov 2021
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Small Business

A friend told me that their small business, selling fruit and vegetables, had gone into liquidation. I said "that's sad news, I'm sorry to hear that" "No don't be" She said, "we are doing great now...
16:08 Mon 01st Nov 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 18:20 Mon 01st Nov 2021

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