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Swiss Chard

Those long stalks, look an awful lot like celery. Anyone tried eating them like celery ?...
07:13 Sat 15th May 20215 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:52 Sat 15th May 2021
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Husband To Wife...

Have you seen the dog bowl ?. No, I didn't even know he could play cricket. Heard it on the radio...
07:00 Sat 15th May 20213 answers, last by emmie 07:07 Sat 15th May 2021
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Give Blood

A guy drives to a well known department store in the US, and notices a temporary "give blood" facility had been set up within the parking lot. The old veteran decides to do his bit and joins the short...
21:21 Thu 13th May 2021
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Slide Guitar Sleeve

Which is considered the best material for a slide, finger sleeve and is it the same for acoustic and electric guitar ?
08:29 Thu 06th May 20215 answers, last by joeski53 08:43 Sat 08th May 2021
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Colored Dove

Among the many species of birds that visit my garden, for the last two mornings, I've seen a single colored dove. (never seen one around here before), and it appears to be collecting nesting material....
09:33 Tue 04th May 20218 answers, last by lankeela 14:48 Wed 05th May 2021
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Have A Break Have A ......

I was looking for my favourite, chocolate waifer bar, in the supermarket. So I asked the guy who was buisily stacking the shelves, and he gave me two fingers. I said I didn't come here to be insulted,...
11:11 Mon 03rd May 20211 answer, last by Hopkirk 11:18 Mon 03rd May 2021
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Little Bird

I have a leylandii conifer hedge on one side of the garden, with a small pond about 12 feet away. I sat nearby and watched a female gold crest making repeted trips , backwoods and forwards from the...
07:39 Wed 28th Apr 20213 answers, last by emmie 08:27 Fri 30th Apr 2021
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Name Of Potato ?

Anyone know the name of the potato variety on last night's gardeners world. Not the red one, the other one. They were grown in pots, if that helps. I've forgotten....
12:35 Sat 17th Apr 202118 answers, last by Mamyalynne 13:21 Sun 18th Apr 2021
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Burpless ?

Is there a type of raddish that is burpless that anyone can recommend ?
14:54 Thu 15th Apr 202111 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:32 Tue 27th Apr 2021
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Young Woodpeckers

Just noticed the great spotted woodpeckers have raised their young already and are teaching them to use the feeders. They look very dapper with their red caps....
15:56 Mon 12th Apr 20214 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:20 Mon 12th Apr 2021
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Good Morning Earlybirds

Looks like the start of a lovely day! Hope that's true for you. Take care...
06:54 Sat 10th Apr 202139 answers, last by bednobs 15:42 Sat 10th Apr 2021
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Read My Lips..

After months of lockdown, I noticed the local fishmonger had opened once again, and it was business as usual. The fishmonger saw me eyeing up the wet fish in his window display, and waved a cheery...
09:55 Fri 09th Apr 20216 answers, last by Tilly2 08:30 Sun 11th Apr 2021
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Theamed Party

A friend and I went to a party, dressed as elves bet they wouldn't let us in. "Why have we been refused admission" I demanded!. The bouncer said "for a start, you don't look a bit like Elvis"...
08:49 Wed 07th Apr 20212 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:53 Wed 07th Apr 2021
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I Can't Hold Back Thr Tears

My wife left me while I was painting the ceiling, I was overcome with emulsion....
07:44 Wed 07th Apr 20218 answers, last by Chipchopper 15:34 Wed 07th Apr 2021
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O'h Pollocks

Two anglers are on a blind date at the end of the pier. They became drawn together when their lines become entangled. One said to the other "my plaice or yours "?...
15:16 Mon 05th Apr 20214 answers, last by Patsy33 17:37 Mon 05th Apr 2021
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Hey, Over This Way!

What did the waitress say when I said "is that my order ?" "This is nacho cheese"....
14:59 Mon 05th Apr 2021
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Double Take

I thought I saw Van Morison in the street the other day, then I suddenly realized It was a Morison's van in my rearview mirror
08:45 Mon 05th Apr 20218 answers, last by Patsy33 11:24 Mon 05th Apr 2021
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Poor Robin

Just to ask people to keep an eye out for robins. At this time of the year, they are particularly vulnerable when they are looking for potential nesting sites, and can be easily become locked in sheds...
17:58 Sun 04th Apr 20215 answers, last by Chipchopper 21:14 Sun 04th Apr 2021
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A Fishy Tale

A man pops in to a seafood restaurant with a large salmon under his arm and says to the waiter "do you serve salmon fish cakes ?" Waiter: "No sorry sir, we don't have much call for them, these days"...
07:54 Fri 02nd Apr 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 11:30 Fri 02nd Apr 2021
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Out You Go

My breakfast was rudely interrupted by a very large bumblebee that was flying wildly around the room. I just opened a couple of doors and hey presto, it flew straight out. Panic over!...
08:31 Mon 29th Mar 20215 answers, last by aelmpvw 08:54 Mon 29th Mar 2021

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