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Name Of Childrens Charity

Can anybody tell me the name of the children's charity for kids born with cleft palates. I've seen the add on tv but didn't catch\ the name. TIA....
15:09 Mon 23rd Nov 20203 answers, last by Buenchico 15:13 Mon 23rd Nov 2020
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At The Department Store

At the prospect of meeting Santa in his grotto, a young boy was wildly excited sitting on santa's knee and receiving a gift from the big man. The lad was running through the crowds of Xmas shoppers,...
11:25 Sun 22nd Nov 2020
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Sausage Rolls

Anyone know what go's into the Greggs vegan sausage rolls, I'm thinking of trying one. TIA...
15:45 Sat 14th Nov 20204 answers, last by Maydup 19:32 Sat 14th Nov 2020
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Sanding Discs

There seems to be a vast range on the market, some with different numbers of holes punched in them etc. Can anyone recommend an assortment pack of five inch discs that are good value for money ? PS...
09:35 Fri 13th Nov 20203 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:29 Sat 14th Nov 2020
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Dinner Time

The family are sat round the table eating their lamb stew and dumplings. Young Johnny says "Mum what kind of meat is this, it's as tough as bricks!" Mother: "well the butcher said it was Lego lamb"...
06:21 Thu 12th Nov 20204 answers, last by marval 17:12 Thu 12th Nov 2020
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Mink & Corona Virus In Denmark

In this day and age, do we really need mink farms anyway?
10:05 Sat 07th Nov 20205 answers, last by Old_Geezer 17:53 Sat 07th Nov 2020
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Elecctric Cordless Tools & Machinery

This seems to be the way forward, less fuss, no trailing leads or fuel to worry about for starters. So the question is:- what's the best way to get rid of redundant equipment to make way for the new...
09:25 Sat 07th Nov 202011 answers, last by roopower 11:03 Sat 07th Nov 2020
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A Man Go's To His Doctor And Says-

Doc you gotta help me, every time I drink coffee I get a sharp stabbing pain in my eye. Dr: "try taking the spoon out"....
22:31 Thu 29th Oct 20202 answers, last by Arksided 22:35 Thu 29th Oct 2020
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Overheard In The Chip Shop

A guy comes to the counter of the local chippy, after queueing for 20 minutes, plaices his order of cod n' chips, then says the proprietor "am I expected to sprinkle the salt and vinegar on myself"...
22:23 Thu 29th Oct 2020
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Spiced Pumpkin Latte

It was always a favourite of mine in the coffee shops. Is it possible to replicate this flavour at home ?
06:11 Wed 30th Sep 20201 answer, last by TrevorThePug 06:44 Wed 30th Sep 2020
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Electric Mower Running Too Fast

I have a cordless electric lawn mower, which was working fine when I put it away last time I used it. this time however, the forward speed was running way too high and the speed adjustment leaver...
13:02 Tue 15th Sep 20202 answers, last by bookbinder 14:54 Thu 17th Sep 2020
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Seeking Wisdom

A Tibetan Buddhist monk spent many years travelling around the world seeking knowledge. He only had to ask me and I could have told him, he could have found it right here in Nolfork...
08:55 Thu 10th Sep 20202 answers, last by zebo 17:32 Thu 10th Sep 2020
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Tree Feller Wanted

A guy go's for an interview as a tree feller. Boss: What experience have you had in this field ?. Guy: I've worked extensively in the Sahara Forest. Don't you mean the Sahara desert ?. Guy: Is that...
10:51 Sun 06th Sep 20203 answers, last by RobNorth 13:54 Sun 06th Sep 2020
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Heres One...

A dear old grandma catches a bus into town each day with her bus pass. She kindly gives the bus driver a packet of peanuts every day. The driver enjoys the peanuts but after a week he kinda grows...
08:10 Tue 01st Sep 20201 answer, last by marval 17:27 Tue 01st Sep 2020
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Cellebrety Lifestile

Ahh, the roar of the grease paint the smell of the crowd. I remember some nights I would have beautiful women banging on my dressing room door. Sometimes I would let them out....
20:44 Sat 29th Aug 20204 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:06 Mon 31st Aug 2020
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Wild And Free!

Tonight its steak and chips with mushrooms from the lawn. ummmm! What you got ?...
18:28 Sat 29th Aug 202028 answers, last by diddlydo 22:08 Sat 29th Aug 2020
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Wood Treatment

A man besides to get his garden fence treated with wood preservative before the winter weather kicks in. He phones the job agency and hires a Polish man and a Romanian man to do the job. The first to...
08:42 Sat 29th Aug 20207 answers, last by Bazile 10:40 Mon 31st Aug 2020
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Width Of Scfafold Plank

I'm thinking of upcycling some used scaffold planks on a tabletop project and wood be grateful if someone could tell me what the width they usually come in. T. I. A....
13:59 Thu 27th Aug 20204 answers, last by BAKERS DOZEN 14:06 Thu 27th Aug 2020
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A Tall Order

A man walks into a pub while his buddies sit outside to secure the picnic table. He orders 5 pints of lager, 2 bags of crisps, 2 scotch eggs and a pork pie. The barman placed the order on the bar and...
10:52 Sat 22nd Aug 20204 answers, last by marval 17:00 Sat 22nd Aug 2020
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Obsessed With The Band..

A friend of mine, who is a big fan of the rock band R.E.M. was telling me that he had managed to get tickets to see the band and also got backstage passes to meet the band, after their performance. He...
07:30 Thu 20th Aug 202013 answers, last by AZardoz 20:32 Sun 23rd Aug 2020

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