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A guy go's to his Doctor and says: Dr Dr, you've gotta help me, I have this terrible blinking in my right eye!" Doctor: " Ah come on now, it don't look so bad". Guy: "Doc, you don't understand, every...
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I was in a shop the other day, when the shopkeeper came over to me and said: "can I help you sir ?". I said "Yes I'm looking for a new watch. "Analogue ?" He replied. Me: "No, just the watch please"...
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After a heavy fall of overnight snow, I fumbled around in my pockets to find something to scrape the snow from my car windscreen. In desperation, I used my store discount savers card. Trouble was, it...
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I, like many, have been putting out extra food supplements for our feathered friends. Should apples be cut up or not, as it seems they are more interested in getting to the core to eat the pips ?. TIA...
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A Scotsman walks into high street bakery and asks the sales assistant: "is that a custard tart on the shelf or a meringue ?" ,as he points to the the cakes on the shelf display. Sales assistant: "No...
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A man walks into a cake shop and asks: How much is the smaller of those two small cakes, you have there ?" That'l be £2:50 for the Victoria sponge. "What about the larger cake, beside it" That'l be...
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The fossilized remains of a stone age man were found in a lake at the bottom of a steep escarpment. Scientists believe , he tripped and fell into the frozen lake while hunting deer and concluded "he...
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If road tax is due to expire at the end of the month, how soon can it be renewed to follow on the first of the following month, without losing out ? TIA....
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these small seeds seemed to make a sudden appearance (at least to my eyes) to the supermarket shelves. Anyone tried them and experienced the claimed health benefits ? TIA....
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When will the latest pictures of China's moon landing, on the unseen side of the of the moon be available to see ?
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I've made up my mind to start eating more healthily this year. My first step will be to eat all the junk food from the from the fridge and the freezer, so its not there to tempt me any more...
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Spruce and pine are fine for making for making a warming brew but what other conifer foliage can be used for making tea ?. I'm aware that yew is poisonous....
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Why was the cheese monger walk awkwardly behind the counter ?. He only had one Stilton....
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A snowman was seen refiling through a large crate of carrots in the fruit and veg department of a local supermarket. The store manager spots him and says "Hey don't handle the food unless you're going...
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What will make them think again about about bringing this back ?
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Why does Santa use reindeer to pull his sleigh and not pigs ?. Because, when pigs fly, everything that wasn't supposed to happen... dose...
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Many supermarkets have recycling facilities outside, for shoppers to deposit unwanted items. I find it so sad to see the metal containers forced open and ransacked by people, who invariably leave the...
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A track from the Rod Stewart album 'farewell'(blood red roses) Rod sings a song about an old, now departed friend. What I would like to know is, who was is old best Pal ?...
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What is the origin behind this red and white confection at Christmas time and do red spiraling stripes have any significance ?
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When will the latest mars mission pictures be shown ?

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