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Any recommendations for grocery deliveries. I've just had to cancel due to lack of delivery slot. TIA...
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trying to make ends meet, when I was a lad, I remember me ma would hobble down the cobbles, just before the butchers shop was about to close and ask the butcher for a goats head to make some stew. Ma...
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Anyone have any handy tips during lockdown, things that may limit the need to go out for supplies would be appreciated. I'll start the ball rolling. Surplus milk that you may find in your cereal bowl,...
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I know there's probably no right answer for this, but my wife turned to me and asked : - "Dose my makeup look alright to you ?" I took a deep breath and replied "well to be perfectly honest, I think...
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After shelling out top dollar for a fancy bottle of spring water in the convenience store and just to rub some salt in the wound, I suddenly came to the realisation that Evian spells naive if you care...
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What's your favourite filling ? I'm going for cheese and mushroom later....
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As I sat watching the TV with my feet up and sipping my ice cool beer. I noticed my wife was looking through the window. After some deliberation, I decided I'd best let her in, as the weather forecast...
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Knock knock. Who's there. Cat. Katsu. Thats right I've got your curry order here....
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Had mine done today. Nurse "It's Pfizer" Me: "fiver, I thought it was free ?"...
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A pizza enters a bar and orders a drink then says to the barman "why the heck is everybody staring at me ?. The barman replies: "if I were you, I'd get the hell out of here, everybody wants a piece of...
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Covid vaccine is understandably much in the news currently, but I seem to remember a couple of weeks or so, ago, scientist had developed a spray that offers a high protection against coronavirus. I...
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Dental appointment, tootherty
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I've just returned from a backpacking Australian out back. I twisted my ankle while on a walkabout and couldn't get any painkillers for love nor money. The paracetamol...
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I just got back from the 24 hour grocery shop. When I got there, the guy was just locking the door. I said "Hey not so fast buddy, the sign says open 24 hours" He said "yes, but not in a row!"...
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A pal of mine who is rather short-sighted went to get a vasectomy and ended up joining the Scottish national party. "How on earth did you manage that" I begged to ask! Well he said :" I just followed...
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It's just a brisk five minutes walk from my house to the pub. It's a thirty-minute walk to the pub to my house. The différance is staggering...
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As a kid, I was forced to walk the plank. Me papa told me, we couldn't afford a dog!...
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I was visiting a hospital in Scotland today and noticed one of the wards was particularly noisy, with patients shouting poetry at each other. I stopped a nurse and asked her if this was the...
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I saw the farmer herding his cows from one field to another, I had to ask him : "why are all your cows wearing bells around their necks ?" He quickly replied "because their horns don't work"...
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Whatever happened to all those great magicians, congeners, illusionists etc ?. They all seem to have disappeared....

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