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The Dalai Lama went to the fridge to get some spread for his toast for breakfast one morning, and was overwhelmed with emotion when he took the lid off the margarine, There before him was the image of...
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The man who developed hard-boiled eggs wrapped in sausage meat has died. R.I.P. Scott Chegg....
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I saw one, all nonchalant, climbing out of the fish pond like it had been for its early morning dip. yes, Ratus norvegicus...
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I'm pleased to enounce that I've just passed my paintball exam. The judges said I passed with flying colours...
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THE manager at the fish n chip shop was finding it difficult to keep up with the demand, with long cues tailing back halfway round the block. He'd better get his skates on!...
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I was in my local fishmongers, buying a few things for tonight's supper, and the f monger said "that'l be 20 pounds Sir". I looked in my wallet, and I only had 15 pounds. He said "that's ok, pay me...
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Can someone explain the différance (if any) between water lettuce and water hyacinth, both seem to be able to reproduce like gremlins in waterways, so are they considered an invasive species, can they...
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A woodworm crawls into a pub and asks: "is the bar-tender here"...
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My name is Mike (not my real name)I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around
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Hope everything is alright
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Shocked to see the evidence of raptor persecution on "SPRING WATCH" last night on TV. Such beautiful birds!...
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Hope you are well, or heading that way. Yesterday was pretty cold, so I'm hoping it will be a little warmer today. Take care now folks...
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To pass the time, I decided to watch a little telly. I just wish I'd bought a bigger one...
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A very fine morning to you all! Looking like another scorcher on its way, so my first job is filling those watering cans and keeping those plants alive and kicking. Next job feeding the fish and then...
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For the last few years I've followed advice from professional gardeners and conservationists, and followed the "No Mow May Régime" where you simply stop mowing designated areas of lawn, to create mini...
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Early riser, where are you? Hope you have a good day, what ever you have planned Take care folks....
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I saw a bumblebee fly into a hole in the ground. I think the hole was excavated originally by a vole/s. Do the bees ever make their own nests or do they just take on disused nests made by something...
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I don't think those posit it note wide awake eye patches fooled anyone at the monthly works meeting, hey ho
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I'm almost wide awake, so that will do. Hope it all turns out well for you. Have a great day. Take care folks...
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My local fish & chip shop has gone into liquidation. Sadly, the owner is stuck between a rock and a hard plaice...

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