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Down in Cornwall it's often hit with sudden devastation, without warning, and with unusual patterns of destruction. In one case, a house was completely whisked away leaving only the foundation and...
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The usual Sunday fun quiz starts at 7pm tonight. Nothing to pay and nothing to dowload. Just follow the link below at 7pm to join in the fun. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
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Just seen a burglar using a jemmy to prise open his own windows. I asked: “What are you doing?” He said: “Working from home.”...
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After a two-week criminal trial in a very high profile bank robbery case, the judge turns to the jury foreman and asks, "Has the jury reached a verdict in this case?" "Yes, we have, your honour," The...
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The BT engineer was on my street and asked me what time it was. I told him it is between 8am and 6:00 pm. You can guess why....
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I was showing my mate last night this old racehorse I'd just bought at Chester races. He said: "What are you going to do with it?" I said: "I'm going to race it of course." He replied: "Judging by the...
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Andy came to work one day, limping something awful. His co-worker, Josh, noticed and asked Andy what happened. Andy replied, "Oh, nothing. Just an old cricket injury that acts up once in awhile." Josh...
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Two salesmen were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their offer and slammed the...
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A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him, "Listen, if you ever expect to cure...
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Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast. Suddenly she looked up suspiciously at her husband. "Henry," she said, "I've just received a letter from mother saying she isn't accepting our invitation...
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A local charity had never received a donation from the town’s banker, so the director made a phone call. “Our records show you make £500,000 a year, yet you haven’t given a penny to charity,” the...
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Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. "How was he killed?" asked one detective. "With a golf gun," the other detective replied. "A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?" "I...
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A woman goes into a butcher's... "I'd like an oxtail please". "Certainly", replies the butcher, "Once upon a time there was an ox..."...
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It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught...
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In the men's room at work, the Boss had placed a sign directly above the sink. It had a single word on it -- "Think!" The next day, when he went to the men's room, he looked at the sign and right...
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A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, "Didn't your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?" The businessman replies, "Yes, that's the...
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A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head, she looks up and asks, "What are you staring at?" "A spider," he...
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Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, on his way out to the fields, the farmer says to Amy, "The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I...
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I did my first nude painting this morning. Can't say the neighbours were very impressed, but the front door looks really nice ......
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This is the link for tonight's weekly quiz. It only takes about 30 minutes and all easy questions. Nothing to pay and nothing to download. It starts at 7pm. Just follow this link to join in the fun....

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