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The Amish Family

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your...
16:20 Mon 16th May 2022
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Little Johnny

Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Auntie Jane kissing. Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely...
11:30 Mon 16th May 20221 answer, last by Ken4155 11:36 Mon 16th May 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week tonight at 7pm. Nothing to pay and nothing to download. Just follow the link below to join in the fun. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
15:42 Sun 15th May 2022
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Irritation

A man goes to the doctors with an irritation. The doctor tells him the bad news, "I'm sorry th tell you that you've got a nasty case of Hermies." "Don't you mean Herpes," asks the man. "No..." replies...
14:25 Sun 15th May 20222 answers, last by Canary42 21:07 Sun 15th May 2022
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Once A Year

A man getting along in years finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. Eventually, as a last hope, the doctor refers...
09:29 Sun 15th May 20223 answers, last by Ken4155 09:39 Sun 15th May 2022
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Thought Of The Day

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day.......... and may their arms be too short to scratch!!!!!...
07:56 Sun 15th May 2022
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Meat

One day, a wife goes up to her husband and asks for twenty pounds to buy meat. "Are you crazy?" says the husband, who pulls her over to a mirror. "Let me show you something? This twenty pound note is...
16:13 Sat 14th May 2022
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The Water

A Welsh man is walking through a field, when he sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand. The Welsh man shouts: "Paid a yfed y dwr mae'r gwartheg yn cachu yn y Dwr" (Don't drink the water,...
12:56 Sat 14th May 20226 answers, last by brian j john 13:20 Sat 14th May 2022
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School Outing

A group of third, fourth and fifth year school kids accompanied by two female teachers went on a school trip to the Chester racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the racing industry. During...
18:47 Fri 13th May 20221 answer, last by mallyh 18:49 Fri 13th May 2022
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Sunday School

The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?" Suzy raised her hand and said, "I...
16:00 Fri 13th May 2022
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A Toad Story

There once was a toad that was excluded from all Green Toad activities because he was a handsome shade of yellow. So he went to visit a beautiful fairy in the town who had the power to grant wishes....
14:35 Fri 13th May 20221 answer, last by maggiebee 15:03 Fri 13th May 2022
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Ask Dad

A wee boy asks "What's love juice Dad?" His Dad starts panicking and sits him down and starts to tell him about the birds and the bees. A little while later Dad asks "Exactly which programmes have you...
11:51 Fri 13th May 20221 answer, last by goodgoalie 11:53 Fri 13th May 2022
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Indian Chief

There was this Indian chief who was straining to blow a fart but it wouldn't come out. So he sent his little messenger boy to the doctor and he says, ''Big chief, no fart.'' The doctor gives him a can...
11:32 Fri 13th May 20223 answers, last by Shaglene 18:58 Fri 13th May 2022
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Fancy Dress

There's a fancy dress party. Also it's national 'Talk like a pirate week' A man goes to the fancy dress party "Who have you come as" asks the doorman "A pirate" states the potential guest "Where are...
18:01 Thu 12th May 20221 answer, last by johnny.5 08:57 Fri 13th May 2022
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Check Up

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the check up, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined...
17:54 Thu 12th May 2022
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The Wailing Wall

In Jerusalem, a journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time. So she went to the Wailing Wall to check it...
16:05 Thu 12th May 20221 answer, last by dustypuss 16:16 Thu 12th May 2022
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Divorce

When we divorced, my first wife wanted a present. "Anything, I said, how about something that goes from 0 to 160 in 3 seconds?" "Great," she said I bought her some bathroom scales....
15:16 Thu 12th May 20221 answer, last by Hopkirk 15:22 Thu 12th May 2022
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Hotel Maid

The hotel manager found a beautiful blonde maid looking rather guilty. "What is the matter, my dear?" "Well, the man in room 1210 called down for room service, and I was sent up to his room. I walked...
12:28 Wed 11th May 20221 answer, last by Hopkirk 15:33 Wed 11th May 2022
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Insomnia

A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him, "Listen, if you ever expect to cure...
09:19 Wed 11th May 2022

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