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Sunday Evening Quiz

There is a fun quiz every Sunday at 7pm. It only takes about 30 minutes and you just follow the link below, no charges, nothing to download at all. You can use your own name or an alias. All questions...
19:17 Mon 17th May 20211 answer, last by brian j john 19:21 Mon 17th May 2021
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Ice Creams

I often visit an ice cream parlour in town. This morning there was a new girl serving. I asked her, "What flavours do you have today?" She said in a very hoarse voice."Vanilla, chocolate and...
17:52 Mon 17th May 20214 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:10 Mon 17th May 2021
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Getting Married

Harry was finally a groom and was very excited about his upcoming marriage. He was on his way out of the office when his boss came over to him with an outstretched hand, "Congratulations Harry! I just...
12:17 Mon 17th May 20212 answers, last by Patsy33 12:34 Mon 17th May 2021
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Bad Language

Little Johnny was caught swearing by his teacher. "Johnny," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of language. Where did you hear such talk, anyway?" "My daddy said it," he responded. "Well, that...
10:17 Mon 17th May 2021
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Finders Keepers

Little Mary talking to Little Johnny: "I found twenty pence on the pavement. Little Johnny: "That's mine. I dropped a twenty-pence coin there this morning." Little Mary: "But, what I found was two...
14:33 Sun 16th May 2021
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How Much?

"How much does it cost to buy a large singing group?" “A choir?” "Okay, fine... how much does it cost to 'acquire' a large singing group?"...
18:21 Sat 15th May 20213 answers, last by Ken4155 09:48 Sun 16th May 2021
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Appendicitis

A man phoned his doctor saying his wife appeared to be having an appendicitis attack. "That's impossible," the physician replied. "She had an appendectomy last year. Why are you bothering me for...
13:32 Sat 15th May 2021
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At The Zoo

The young lady strolled through Chester Zoo and finally paused in front of the monkey island. Mystified as to the whereabouts of the animals, she queried the keeper, "Where are all of the monkeys?"...
12:14 Sat 15th May 2021
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Fishing

The rain was pouring and there was a big puddle in front of the pub. A ragged old man was standing there with a rod and hanging a string into the puddle. A tipsy- looking, curious gentleman came over...
13:16 Fri 14th May 20213 answers, last by Bazile 13:38 Fri 14th May 2021
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At A Museum

I was at a museum, and I asked a worker there if we were allowed to take pictures. He told me no, as they preferred it if the pictures stayed on the wall....
18:56 Thu 13th May 2021
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Good Repair Man

Susie: "My husband is a great handyman. He can repair almost anything." Jane: "My mother always taught me to beware of the man that can fix everything. You'll never get anything new."...
16:20 Thu 13th May 2021
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Plane

His request approved, the news photographer quickly used a mobile phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving...
11:01 Thu 13th May 20212 answers, last by Samuraisan 16:54 Fri 14th May 2021
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The Three Bears

It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family are just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's...
11:47 Wed 12th May 20212 answers, last by Barsel 18:06 Wed 12th May 2021
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Doctor And Patient

During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level He described a typical day this way: 'Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers,...
19:05 Tue 11th May 20211 answer, last by DTCwordfan 19:08 Tue 11th May 2021
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A Letter Home

A college student wrote a letter home: Dear folks, I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money. I feel ashamed and unhappy. I have to ask for another hundred, but every cell in my body...
11:24 Tue 11th May 20211 answer, last by Ken4155 11:31 Tue 11th May 2021
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Want To Know The Time?

A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet place he...
16:22 Mon 10th May 2021
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Kids Questions

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my...
14:21 Mon 10th May 2021
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For Sale

FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. £100 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything....
13:11 Mon 10th May 20211 answer, last by Canary42 18:13 Mon 10th May 2021
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Bank Robbery

The bank robbers arrived just before closing and promptly ordered the few remaining depositors, the tellers, clerks, and guards to disrobe and lie face down on the floor, behind the counter. One...
14:47 Sun 09th May 2021
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Visit To An Old School

An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth. He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said: "May I come in. I lived in this very room thirty years ago when I studied in...
08:21 Sun 09th May 2021

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