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The Sinner

A young man went into confession crying, and told the priest: “Forgive me father for I have sinned”. “What have you done?” asked the priest. “A few weeks ago I went to the library. I remained there... ...

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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm tonight. https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

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And There's More

I was rather flattered when my wife said I should have a go at modelling.
Then she gave me an Airfix kit and a tube of glue. ___ I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, "Is it to scale?"
I... ...

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Facebook Request

Yesterday I received a friendship request from a young attractive girl. ..about 20 to 25 years old...
I was curious.
I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be my fb friend.
So I accepted... ...

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Kindness Or What?

This letter was sent to the Toxteth High School Principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for pensioners. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle... ...

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There's More

Rodney says to Trigger," I'm off to America tomorrow ",Trigger Says, "Delawere"? Rodneys says,"I haven't told him Yet." ___ Did you know that farmers who talk to there cows get more milk so it’s in... ...

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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm (British time) tonight. https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

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10P A Drink Bar

Four old retired guys are walking down a street in London. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - All drinks 10p." They look at each other and then go in, thinking, this is... ...

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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

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And There's More

When I was a about 10 years old my Mum said to me " Why don't you grow up Stupid"
So I did. ___ I asked a carpet fitter to do a runner for me.
I paid him up front and that's the last I saw of him. ___ I... ...

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A Few More

This chap came up to me and offered Wembley Stadium, Wembley Arena and Wembley Conference Centre.
I thought, he's trying to give me a complex. ___ I find it really difficult to separate fact from... ...

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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week is tonight at 6pm. (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

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Microsoft

I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went: "Hello sir, how are you today?" "I'm very well, thank you for asking. And how are you? And, more to... ...

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And There's More

Yesterday I went to the wedding of a couple of young stable hands.
Made a lovely bridle and groom. ___ Marcel Marceau and Charlie Chaplin both knew how to leave audiences speechless.
I guess great... ...

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And There's More

I wasn't planning on going for a run today.
But the Police came out of nowhere. ___ My great uncle drowned so at his funeral we had a wreath made for him in the shape of a lifebelt....well, it's what... ...

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Bath Night

A couple take in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath but if she wanted to she could use a tin bath in... ...

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I've just walked out of our One stop shop and there was a very short bloke wearing a Fez shouting, '" Just like that " as he got into his car..
I think it was a Mini Cooper! ___ My fiancé left me... ...

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And There's More

NASA is launching a new mission to say sorry to all the aliens.
They are calling it 'Apollo G' ___ I came so close to winning the lottery jackpot on Saturday.
My next door neighbour won it. ___ I failed... ...

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A Few More

Paddy and a monkey are shot into space both with envelopes to open with instructions inside.
The monkey opens his envelope first,
It says: Micky check all seals on hatches, make sure the oxygen... ...

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There's More

My mate is an opera singer and it’s his birthday soon.
But, what can you get for a tenor these days? ___ Here's a thought, Why don't we replace Border Force
with a GP Receptionist
& then lets see who... ...

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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Microsoft

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Bath Night

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