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A lady of the night was visiting her doctor for a regular checkup.
"Any specific problems you should tell me about?" the doctor asked.
"Well, I have noticed lately that if I get even the tiniest... ...
17:47 Fri 26th Apr 20241 answer, last by Canary42 23:25 Fri 26th Apr 2024
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I got my face slapped by the new girl at work today. I only asked If she spits or swallows.
It seems like a reasonable question, being as we are both wine tasters. ___ A thief broke into my house... ...
14:26 Mon 22nd Apr 2024
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm tonight, (British time)   https://stin.to/f0blx# ...
15:18 Sun 21st Apr 2024
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I borrowed a blind friend of mine £20 the other day, He promised me he would pay me back the next time he saw me.
Uh Oh, I should have known better. ___ My wife left me for another man. All that lies... ...
16:20 Fri 19th Apr 20241 answer, last by gramps85 08:47 Sat 20th Apr 2024
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I woke up this morning to the sun coming through my bedroom window.
I need to have a word with that new paper boy. ___ A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy... ...
14:45 Wed 17th Apr 20242 answers, last by zebo 20:36 Thu 18th Apr 2024
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My wife and l decided we would never go to bed annoyed at each other.
We've been sitting up since Tuesday. ___ Just went into the shop and said "Can I pay by card? He said "No problem, what card do... ...
16:34 Mon 15th Apr 20243 answers, last by Ellipsis 16:49 Mon 15th Apr 2024
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week is tonight at 6pm (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx#   ...
14:50 Sun 14th Apr 2024
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Summer school holidays were over and young Jack returned to school.
Only two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that Jack was misbehaving.
"Wait a minute," mother said. "I had Jack... ...
13:44 Sun 14th Apr 2024
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Ants

LET'S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS 1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants 2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important 3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant 4. Ant that is looking... ...
14:56 Fri 12th Apr 20248 answers, last by johnny.5 10:48 Sat 13th Apr 2024
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Shaun and Patrick are on a cruise ship. "It's awful quiet on the deck tonight," says Shaun.
Patrick says: "Maybe they're all listening to the band."
"What band, there isn't one." says Shaun.
Patrick... ...
13:42 Fri 12th Apr 2024
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In School

A teacher asks her students to discuss what their dads do for a living. Little Mary raises her hand first and says, "My dad's a solicitor for the government. He puts the bad guys in jail." Little... ...
15:10 Wed 10th Apr 2024
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I'm just back from the shops there and seen a blonde shouting into an envelope.
I asked her what she was doing and she said she was sending a voice mail. ___ Paddy buys a humpty dumpty from aldi.
It's... ...
16:33 Tue 09th Apr 20243 answers, last by Canary42 20:57 Fri 12th Apr 2024
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Must Help The Rabbi

A rabbi gets in front of his congregation and says that he is leaving to go to a larger congregation that can pay him more.

There is a hush as no one wants him to leave. Sol Epstein, who owns... ...
16:37 Mon 08th Apr 20241 answer, last by Smowball 05:01 Tue 09th Apr 2024
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A Tale

A ventriloquist's car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it.
"Hey there," he says. "I bet I can make your horse talk."
"Horses don't... ...
16:24 Mon 08th Apr 20242 answers, last by Canary42 16:37 Mon 08th Apr 2024
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week is tonight at 6pm (British time)   https://stin.to/f0blx# ...
13:51 Sun 07th Apr 2024
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Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.
Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect... ...
11:30 Sun 07th Apr 20242 answers, last by bookbinder 11:49 Sun 07th Apr 2024
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I was told I can look at an eclipse with a colander! I tried and it strained my eyes! ___ I bought a suit jacket from the mamas and the papas,
all the sleeves were brown and the tie was grey. ___ They... ...
14:29 Fri 05th Apr 20241 answer, last by Barsel 14:32 Fri 05th Apr 2024
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Yes, There's More

Just bumped into an old mate today. I said, "What are you doing these days?"
He said, "I prepare meals for the homeless, drug addicts, *** heads and down and outs."
I said, "Oh, are you working for... ...
12:07 Thu 04th Apr 2024
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Father in a conversation with a neighbour...
First son: Degree in Economics
Second son: MBA
Third son: PhD
Fourth son: Thief
Neighbour: "Why can't you throw the fourth son out of your house?"
Father:... ...
15:12 Wed 03rd Apr 2024
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I've just swallowed some letters from my Scrabble set.
Going to the toilet later could spell trouble.😂 ___ Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
Husband: Same as Jesus...
Wife: What do you mean?...
12:01 Mon 01st Apr 20242 answers, last by Patsy33 12:13 Mon 01st Apr 2024

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