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Marriage Lines

Why do women live a better, longer & more peaceful Life, compared to men? A very INTELLIGENT student replied: 'Because women don't have a wife!' _______________ COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: "Dear...
13:01 Thu 25th Feb 2021
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Master Of The House

A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called ‘Husband – the Master of the House?’' Sales girl: “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!” __________________ Someone asked an...
18:40 Wed 24th Feb 20213 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:43 Wed 24th Feb 2021
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Kangaroos

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just sauntering around the zoo. A...
14:18 Wed 24th Feb 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 17:02 Wed 24th Feb 2021
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And More

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? ___________ Mary: "My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor." Doctor: "Oh, really?" Mary: "Yes, she tries to prevent...
08:15 Wed 24th Feb 2021
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Facebook

Just changed my Facebook name to 'No one', so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say 'No one likes this'.
15:57 Tue 23rd Feb 20212 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:34 Wed 24th Feb 2021
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Having Vaccines

At a naval barracks the enlisted men were being given their Covid shots prior to going overseas. One lad, having received a series of injections including flu and pneumonia jabs asked for a glass of...
09:57 Tue 23rd Feb 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 10:55 Tue 23rd Feb 2021
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Some Riddles

Riddles: Q: What stays in the corner all the time but travels around the world? A:Postage Stamps. Q: What gets quickly wet while drying? A: The towel. Q: How do you throw an egg on the floor without...
17:10 Mon 22nd Feb 2021
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The Streaker

Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play tennis when suddenly a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head. He passes the first woman, who looks down at his...
14:58 Sat 20th Feb 202112 answers, last by tonyav 01:42 Sun 21st Feb 2021
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I Confess

Henry goes to confession and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Last night I was with seven different women." The priest says, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice...
09:03 Sat 20th Feb 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 13:07 Sat 20th Feb 2021
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Golfing Partners

The first guy says, "Why don't you go over and ask if we can play through?" The second guy gets about halfway there, turns and comes back. The first guy says, "What's wrong?" He says, "One of them is...
18:59 Fri 19th Feb 20213 answers, last by Baldric 19:11 Fri 19th Feb 2021
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Oranges

Mrs. Goldberg was shopping at a produce stand in her neighbourhood. She approached the seller and asked, "How much are these oranges?" "Two for a pound," answered the vendor. "How much is just one?"...
14:31 Fri 19th Feb 20216 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:23 Fri 19th Feb 2021
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Pet Shop

A blonde lady in the pet shop asks about buying a gold fish. The salesperson ask if she needed an aquarium. Her reply, 'I don't care what birth sign it is.'...
13:13 Fri 19th Feb 20215 answers, last by johnny.5 14:12 Fri 19th Feb 2021
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Being Good

As a mother was bribing her little boy with a 50p coin so he would behave, she said, "Why do I always have to pay you to be good? Why can't you be good for nothing like your dad?"...
11:55 Thu 18th Feb 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 15:57 Thu 18th Feb 2021
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Sex In The City

A young man was in the big city looking for a little something from the ladies. A cab driver gave him an address and told him he could find anything he wanted there. When the young man arrived, he saw...
11:13 Wed 17th Feb 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 13:31 Wed 17th Feb 2021
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Wet Nappy

After 3 years, the wife starts to think that their child looks different, so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the child is actually from completely different parents. Wife: "Dear, I...
07:57 Wed 17th Feb 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 13:30 Wed 17th Feb 2021
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In The Family

It was the first day of school and the teacher was asking the little boy about his family. "And what does your Daddy do?" "He's a magician." "That must be exciting, what tricks can he do?" "He can saw...
14:45 Tue 16th Feb 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 16:34 Tue 16th Feb 2021
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Wine

A old woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she says: "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you"... Her husband asks, "Is...
15:53 Mon 15th Feb 20212 answers, last by Patsy33 22:50 Mon 15th Feb 2021
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After 40 Years

An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth. He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said: "May I come in. I lived in this very room forty years ago when I studied in this...
13:02 Mon 15th Feb 20213 answers, last by Patsy33 13:20 Mon 15th Feb 2021
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Night Time Bliss

An old man and an old woman for years and years they have spent every night together. All they ever do is sit on the couch stark naked and watch TV while she holds his willy. Every night, like...
08:34 Mon 15th Feb 2021
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Sightseeing In London

There was a Japanese man who came to London for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon,...
15:03 Sun 14th Feb 20212 answers, last by Hopkirk 17:30 Sun 14th Feb 2021

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