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A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie,... ...

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I was a little shaken up this morning as I was robbed at a petrol station in Broughton. After my hands stopped trembling I managed to call the police. They were quick to... ...

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An Emergency Call Centre worker in London has been dismissed from her
job, much to the dismay of colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with
her treatment.
It seems a male caller dialled 999 from a... ...

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Husband: "Babe, after work I had an accident. Sabrina took me to the hospital. After various tests, they said I was in a bad state with cervical dislocation, multiple facial injuries. Also, they... ...

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Pulled a gypsy bird last night. She asked me did I want to go back to hers for a good time...

She wasn't bloody kidding. I went on the dodgems, waltzers, ghost train and came home with a goldfish!...

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News just in….Three cliff walkers have fallen to their deaths! What are the chances of them all having the same name? ___ I was kissing my girlfriend on the sofa the other night and she says to me,... ...

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A dwarf was drinking in a bar when a sexy blonde walked up to him and said “I’ve always wanted to have sex with a little person”
The dwarf replied “I’m sorry, but I’ve had women say that before,... ...

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A LOT OF PEOPLE do NOT know what is the actual colour of water.

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Well, if you think about it, the answer is very clear.
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Did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine? He's fully... ...

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A priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner. A local politician and member of the congregation was to give a speech at the dinner. He was delayed, so the priest decided to say a few words... ...

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Mum: "Having trouble with your computer, son?"
Son: "My PC says it can't see my printer."
Mum: "I'm not surprised. Look how messy your room is."
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An older man goes to the Doctor in desire of a... ...

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"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.
"You have, Your Honour," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."
"Ah, yes,"... ...

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QUIZ of the week is tonight at 6pm (British time) It only takes about 20 minutes and there's nothing to pay and nothing to download. https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

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Teacher said to Tommy "Have you got a brother ?"
He said "No miss but my sister has." ___ A prostitute says to Paddy: "Would you like to have sex?"
Paddy says: "Ok, but only of you do it like my wife... ...

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I read in the newspaper a tip to use Vodka for cleaning around the house.
I must say it really works too, the more Vodka I drank the cleaner the house looked. ___ I was sitting on the toilet when the... ...

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If I had 50p for every maths exam I've failed,
I'd have £3.74 now. ___ I can put up with most things from my work-mates; but stealing my digestives?
That just takes the biscuit. ___ I was in a lift when... ...

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My son's swallowed some of our Scrabble tiles so now we're looking for an A & E.
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I`ve been told I need to go to hospital for an operation on my knees,I dont know why I cant just walk in like... ...

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I've been in bed for 20 minutes and l've just remembered, l only came upstairs for a pen. ___ Last night I had a terrible dream that I had to make a thousand pancakes.
I was tossing and turning all... ...

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Paddy staggered home very late and very drunk. He took off his shoes to avoid waking the wife. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their bedroom, but misjudged the... ...

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