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My neighbour does nothing but talk about growing tomatoes.
Think he’s suffering from the greenhouse effects.
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I don't think dad would like yeast extract but ma might.

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I called the Tax Office and... ...

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QUIZ of the week starts tonight at 6pm. (British time) It only takes about 20 minutes and all easy questions. https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

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Someone glued my pack of cards together...
I'm finding it hard to deal with. ___ IF you close your eyes and rub a kiwi fruit in one hand and rub one of your testicles with the other, it's difficult... ...

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I think I might apply for the new series of Embarrassing Bodies...
One of my testicles is bigger than the other two! ___ Most of my relatives are Police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank... ...

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Boss (to the new employee): "We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?"
New employee: "Yes, sir."
Boss: Get out, We are also keen on truthfulness. There is... ...

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I just bought one of those low energy light bulbs from B&Q. The till assistant said "Will you be putting this up yourself?"
I said "No, I'm putting it up in the lounge." ___ Breaking news about the... ...

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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

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Chaos occurred in an ATM queue this morning, when a Scotsman's kilt
fell down..... he'd forgotten his pin. ___ I took a degree in Salad studies. All I really wanted was some lettuce after my... ...

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I tried counting sheep to get to sleep last night.
I got to 500 then lost interest so went home from work and got into bed. ___ Some people thought my plan to design a building with a two-kilometer... ...

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A couple who drove their car to ALDI, only to have their car break down in the car park. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.
The wife returned later to see a... ...

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An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey.
His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone.... ...

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One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Eric, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely... ...

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Gary: "Your new secretary is very sexy...."
Larry: "Thanks! She's actually a robot named Doreen....
If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left breast, she types... ...

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I asked my friend the other day, "Who was that lady I saw you with last night?"
He replied, somewhat indignantly, "That was no eyesore, that was my wife!" ___ I’ve just woke up after a heavy night’s... ...

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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm (British time) tonight. https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

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Paddy is booking into a guest house and looking around reception he notices a sign on the wall.
He asks the owner: "What time do you get in?"
The owner looks confused and says: "I am the owner and I... ...

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Joe And John

Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-towners who ended up sinking it. He spent... ...

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Apparently exercising helps with decision making. It's true!
I went for a jog today and decided I'm never going again.
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Dad: "How are your grades, son?"

Son: "They're underwater, Dad."

Dad: "What do... ...

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Poets were on special offer in town today.
It was Byron get one free. ___ I said to my wife "seeing as it is valentines day lets try something from the karma sutra"....Ok she says "I'll have Chicken... ...

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My friend and I work in a lawn-mower-parts warehouse. He had the idea that his wife did not want a card on Valentine’s Day, but when he spoke to her on the phone, he discovered she was expecting... ...

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