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I often visit an ice cream parlour in town. This morning there was a new girl serving. I asked her, "What flavours do you have today?" She said in a very hoarse voice."Vanilla, chocolate and...
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Harry was finally a groom and was very excited about his upcoming marriage. He was on his way out of the office when his boss came over to him with an outstretched hand, "Congratulations Harry! I just...
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Little Johnny was caught swearing by his teacher. "Johnny," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of language. Where did you hear such talk, anyway?" "My daddy said it," he responded. "Well, that...
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Little Mary talking to Little Johnny: "I found twenty pence on the pavement. Little Johnny: "That's mine. I dropped a twenty-pence coin there this morning." Little Mary: "But, what I found was two...
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"How much does it cost to buy a large singing group?" “A choir?” "Okay, fine... how much does it cost to 'acquire' a large singing group?"...
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A man phoned his doctor saying his wife appeared to be having an appendicitis attack. "That's impossible," the physician replied. "She had an appendectomy last year. Why are you bothering me for...
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The young lady strolled through Chester Zoo and finally paused in front of the monkey island. Mystified as to the whereabouts of the animals, she queried the keeper, "Where are all of the monkeys?"...
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The rain was pouring and there was a big puddle in front of the pub. A ragged old man was standing there with a rod and hanging a string into the puddle. A tipsy- looking, curious gentleman came over...
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I was at a museum, and I asked a worker there if we were allowed to take pictures. He told me no, as they preferred it if the pictures stayed on the wall....
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Susie: "My husband is a great handyman. He can repair almost anything." Jane: "My mother always taught me to beware of the man that can fix everything. You'll never get anything new."...
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His request approved, the news photographer quickly used a mobile phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving...
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It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family are just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's...
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During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level He described a typical day this way: 'Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers,...
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A college student wrote a letter home: Dear folks, I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money. I feel ashamed and unhappy. I have to ask for another hundred, but every cell in my body...
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A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet place he...
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I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my...
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FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. £100 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything....
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The bank robbers arrived just before closing and promptly ordered the few remaining depositors, the tellers, clerks, and guards to disrobe and lie face down on the floor, behind the counter. One...
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An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth. He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said: "May I come in. I lived in this very room thirty years ago when I studied in...
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A lorry carrying 25 tons of Vicks Vapour Rub has overturned on the M6, near Birmingham, spilling it's load onto the carriage way. The Police have said, there will be no congestion for at least 12hrs....

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