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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week is tonight at 6pm. (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

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I’ve learned 99% of the English language.
I’m almost their. ___ I walked into a bank, pointed a long, thin piece of wood at the ceiling and shouted:
"This is a stick up!" ___ Yesterday I went rock... ...

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They Keep Coming

A bill collector knocked on the door of a country debtor.

"Is Fred home"? he asked the woman who answered the door.

"Sorry," the woman replied. "Fred's gone for cotton."

The next day, the collector... ...

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And There's More

Remember back in the days when your TV wouldn't work, you would bang it a few times?I tried that with my dishwasher, but she ended up pregnant. ___ Paddy pulls up at the traffic lights next to a... ...

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A Few More

You're welcome to drive out from Cairo and visit the Pyramids - when you arrive at the car park just toot and come in. ___ This guy walks into the local bar one Friday afternoon when he gets out of... ...

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Both my mates are called William Hill - what are the odds! ___ I asked a librarian if they had any books on 'Different noise levels'.
The librarian said: "Sure!! What volume would you like?" ___ Who... ...

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Accidentally took the cats medicine this morning...don't ask meow.
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A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist named Linda. Her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled... ...

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Last night I told my wife I was feeling horny.
"Well, we can soon sort that out", she said with a wink, and slowly undressed.
flip me, she was right...
I stopped feeling horny immediately! ___ I was... ...

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Pet Shop

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.' The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. 'Yeah, we'll take four of dem... ...

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Frog

A guy with a 25 inch willy goes to the doctor and said "I can't live with this willy anymore! It's too long!". The doctor replied "go to the swamp and find a female frog and ask her to marry... ...

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I asked my neighbour when his birthday is? He said March first. So I paraded around his yard then asked him again. ___ A group of American tourists came in. One of the Americans said, in a loud... ...

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My careers officer in school asked me "what job can you see yourself doing?"
I said "mirror inspector" ___ A vicar visits a dentist for a new set of teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new... ...

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There's More

I've combined my skills of bomb-making and taxidermy..
I'm going to make you an otter you can't defuse. ___ My mother always said to me make sure you have a clean pair of underwear on in case you are... ...

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Retirement

A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little... ...

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With all this advanced technology these days, you would think someone could invent soundproof underpants.
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Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.
I am getting sick and tired... ...

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The Traveller

Sean, who was a commercial traveller many years ago, became lost on a strange road on a wild, cold, stormy night. His car broke down. He thought he was in for a terrible night staying in the car... ...

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Not wanting to brag but, I have enough money saved, so I don't have to work for the rest of the year. ___ The other day, Robyn and I got into some petty argument. (I say it was petty. She would have... ...

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A thesaurus is great.
There's no other word for it. ___ There was a long line to get haircuts today.
It was a barberqueue. ___ My wife bought me the Kama Sutra for Xmas.
That's put me in an awkward... ...

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Paddy And Mick

Paddy and Mick were sitting in back of their trailers, shooting the breeze. Paddy asked Mick, "If I snuck over to yore house while you wuz out fishin' an' I made love to your wife, an' she got... ...

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Me: "Alexa, can you check my bank balance and let me know which Apple product I can afford?"
Alexa: "Apple Juice!" ___ Tech support: “What does the screen say now?”
Customer: “It says ‘Hit enter when... ...

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