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I asked my boss what browser he uses...
He said "Chrome"
I said "So why do people in the team say you're always on edge?" ___ I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.
The odds were against me. ___ Took... ...
10:21 Mon 18th Dec 20232 answers, last by retrocop 10:42 Mon 18th Dec 2023
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So I went for a job as a lumberjack..
Fella asks: "Have you any experience?"
I replied: "Have you heard of the Sahara Forest?"
He said: "You mean Sahara Desert!"
I said: "Yeah, well that's what they... ...
10:07 Sat 16th Dec 20233 answers, last by juliecarlstan 03:14 Sat 20th Jan 2024
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A man got drunk and came home very late. He sat on the door step for thirty (30) minutes trying to figure out what to tell his harsh and super strict wife the reason for his lateness. He gained... ...
13:39 Fri 15th Dec 2023
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A man is being interviewed for a job. “What are your qualifications for the job of night watchman?”
“Well, The slightest noise wakes me up.” ___ I was driving down a lonely country road one cold... ...
12:26 Thu 14th Dec 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 13:10 Thu 14th Dec 2023
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School Report

Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good...mostly A's and a couple of B's.
However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Sally is a smart little... ...
14:31 Wed 13th Dec 20231 answer, last by Old_Geezer 14:41 Wed 13th Dec 2023
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An Old Dog

An old, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on... ...
10:41 Wed 13th Dec 2023
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The Lord called Noah one day and said, "Noah, I need you to build another ark."
"What, like the last one?" Noah replied.
"Er, no..I need this one to have 6 stories."
"So do you want me to lead all... ...
10:34 Wed 13th Dec 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 12:20 Wed 13th Dec 2023
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I once lived in a home with four foot ceilings.
I couldn't stand living there. ___ Charles, a new retiree-greeter at Asda, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15... ...
12:23 Tue 12th Dec 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 13:55 Tue 12th Dec 2023
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Today I learned that if you flip a canoe over, you can wear it as a hat...
Because it is cap-sized! ___ My sat nav broke.
I asked my wife for £200 to get a new one.
She said Get lost. ___ I have been... ...
11:56 Mon 11th Dec 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 12:55 Mon 11th Dec 2023
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week is tonight at 6pm.   https://stin.to/f0blx# ...
16:39 Sun 10th Dec 2023
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At this time of year I love sitting in front of a roaring fire, sipping mulled wine and listening to Christmas songs until I fall asleep.
Probably why I lost my job as a fireman. ___ Went to my first... ...
13:26 Sun 10th Dec 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 17:35 Sun 10th Dec 2023
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When a recipe tells you to separate 2 eggs, how far is acceptable?
I've just put one on a train to Aberdeen. ___ There are 3 fish that start and end with the letter K.
Killer Shark.
Kippered Haddock....
16:11 Sat 09th Dec 20232 answers, last by zebo 18:01 Sat 09th Dec 2023
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I just burnt my fingers in boiling oil and screamed "OOH OOH AAH AAH" like a monkey.
It was a chip pan, see. ___ When I got to work this morning, my boss stormed up to me and said, “You missed work... ...
12:35 Fri 08th Dec 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 16:01 Fri 08th Dec 2023
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Be Careful

Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under
your vehicle...especially in public.
A couple who drove their car to Tesco only to have their car
break down in the car park.
The man told... ...
16:49 Thu 07th Dec 20234 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:16 Thu 07th Dec 2023
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Car Dealer: "This car had just one careful owner."
Buyer: "But look at it, it's a wreck!"
Car dealer: "Well yes, you see, the other seven owners weren't quite as careful." ___ Kathy goes to her local... ...
14:27 Thu 07th Dec 2023
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Kathy goes to her local bank, walks into the manager’s office, and says, “I want a loan; I am going to divorce my husband.”
“Oh, we don’t give loans for divorces,” the manager says. “We offer loans... ...
12:29 Wed 06th Dec 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 12:45 Wed 06th Dec 2023
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The wife told me the cat needed to be chipped. I only had a 9 iron but I still got it well over the shed.

***************** I was on a panel for prospective jury duty. The first lawyer came across... ...
12:33 Tue 05th Dec 20231 answer, last by Ken4155 12:42 Tue 05th Dec 2023
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I've finally found the courage to open the first door on my Oscar Pistorius advent calendar! _____ My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage…
I take that as a... ...
13:17 Mon 04th Dec 20232 answers, last by Canary42 16:58 Mon 04th Dec 2023
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm   https://stin.to/f0blx# ...
15:37 Sun 03rd Dec 2023
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I was standing in a queue behind a very big fat woman with a huge ***. When her phone started to bleep, a little boy behind her shouted: "Watch out, she's reversing." ___ Jesus Christ was... ...
08:43 Sun 03rd Dec 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 19:57 Sun 03rd Dec 2023

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