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My wife said she thought she had put on a 'bit' of weight but she couldn't see the tiny figures one the screen of our old scales so I bought her a ''speak your weight'' machine. Two days later I saw...
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..taps for water. Sorry, don't know how that happened....
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I rang a plumber for help. I said 'I need you to fix my dripping tap'' He said Sorry mate, I don't go as far as Yorkshire'. Me, what makes you think I'm in Yorkshire? Plumber, Round here we only have...
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I had a conversation with a spider today. Seems OK, he's a web designer....
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1. You can fix anything with the right tool. 2. The right tool is always a hammer. 3. You can use almost anything as a hammer....
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Youngster:- Mum, I'd like a cat for Christmas. Mum:- You'll have turkey like the rest of us....
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My mate Joe was half an hour late at work last Friday, which was strange as he lives half a mile from his workplace so a lot of the usual excuses were not available for him. His boss asked why he was...
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Anagram from AEDIESKHEND (6/5)
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16a. I hate to admit it but this one has me stumped(it will probably turn out to be so obvious). Clue is :-Need cash dispenser tohide painter enjoying another's woe....
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I've been looking at buying a Toyota Hilux. It has been fitted with the 3litre engine from a Toyota Fourrunner. I want to check the engine number on this engine before I buy the vehicle, just to be...
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17down. Glass at front of palace. -r-s-a-
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18a Private finance, lid to be taken off. a-n-i-e-t-a-

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