Christmas

stocksman | 23:45 Thu 28th Nov 2019 | Jokes

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Youngster:- Mum, I'd like a cat for Christmas.
Mum:- You'll have turkey like the rest of us.

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Ill have two paws and think about that wan

Mum: What do want for Christmas?

Kid: I really, really want a Wii.

Mum: I told you to go before we came out!

Youngster: Mummy, I really don't like having Granny for Christmas

Mum: OK, just push her on to the side of your plate

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