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Nigel Farage Hit By Milkshake During Campaign Walkabout

Obviously stopping McDonalds selling milkshakes and ice cream does not work in Newcastle....
15:24 Mon 20th May 201937 answers, last by naomi24 00:01 Tue 21st May 2019
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Gentleman Jack

Did anyone watch episode 1 of this on the BBC last night? Not exactly sure what to make of it but Suranne Jones is a very talented actress.
12:37 Mon 20th May 20199 answers, last by MargoTester 14:39 Mon 20th May 2019
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Elections

Electile Dysfunction: The inability to be aroused by any of the parties standing for election....
11:22 Mon 20th May 20192 answers, last by Patsy33 20:48 Mon 20th May 2019
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Geography

Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland.
12:28 Sun 19th May 20193 answers, last by Patsy33 15:40 Sun 19th May 2019
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Maths

Not all maths puns are bad, just sum of them
11:16 Sun 19th May 201915 answers, last by marval 15:00 Sun 19th May 2019
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Well?

1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. 2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list. 3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear...
16:10 Fri 17th May 20192 answers, last by Patsy33 17:56 Fri 17th May 2019
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Lazy?

The 3 symptoms of laziness # 1...
22:42 Thu 16th May 20193 answers, last by Hopkirk 22:48 Thu 16th May 2019
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So Sad

This story brought tears to my eyes. The uncaring face of politics....
22:31 Wed 15th May 201930 answers, last by Prudie 22:02 Thu 16th May 2019
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Question?

Q. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? A. I don’t know and I don’t care. Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecutive sentences. Don’t...
17:01 Wed 15th May 20193 answers, last by marval 18:35 Wed 15th May 2019
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Birthdays

Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show that people who have more birthdays live longer.
20:32 Mon 13th May 20193 answers, last by marval 22:29 Mon 13th May 2019
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Farewell

Would you go to someone's funeral if they didn't come to yours?
20:28 Mon 13th May 201911 answers, last by Hymie 20:26 Tue 14th May 2019
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Politics

To understand politics you must read between the lies. A fool and his money are never around when you need them Doctor Pepper is a fizzicist Pilates? I thought they said pie and lattes. Dijon Vu –...
10:22 Mon 13th May 20192 answers, last by Patsy33 17:50 Mon 13th May 2019
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Loch Of The Lowes Ospreys

Just had a look at the webcam to see how things are going and realised that the first chick had hatched today. Fingers crossed for the other two eggs.
17:01 Sun 12th May 20192 answers, last by Toorak 16:06 Mon 13th May 2019
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Nesting Birds

I thought that all garden birds would have fledged by now. However, I'm sitting watching sparrows pulling coir from my hanging basket liners and flying off with it. Second clutch do you think?
13:20 Sun 12th May 20193 answers, last by rowanwitch 07:21 Mon 13th May 2019
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Dictionary

No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED. Some people say there is no difference, but there is. When you marry the right woman you are...
22:20 Wed 08th May 20191 answer, last by marval 00:00 Thu 09th May 2019
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What A Day

Been lashing rain all day. Went to see a film that isn't on until tomorrow! Tried to defrost a roll but forgot to press the defrost button so now I can bounce the roll off the wall! Glad it will soon...
21:14 Wed 08th May 201912 answers, last by carolegif 11:41 Thu 09th May 2019
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Trust Me

Any thoughts on what I take it was the last episode of this drama last night. Not the best I have watched.
11:27 Wed 08th May 20193 answers, last by mallyh 16:01 Wed 08th May 2019
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Eu Elections

I may have missed an earlier post, but could someone please tell me if we are voting in these elections. Seems not that long ago that we definitely were not, but now TM seems to be saying that we are?
10:49 Wed 08th May 201934 answers, last by ichkeria 21:38 Wed 08th May 2019
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Peanuts

Lucy: Do all fairy stories begin with "Once upon a time"? Charlie: No, many of them begin "If I am elected, I promise........."...
00:43 Tue 07th May 20192 answers, last by Grandpappy 16:53 Sat 11th May 2019
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Shot

I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
12:11 Sun 05th May 20192 answers, last by marval 14:33 Sun 05th May 2019