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For years Dr. Benson had left his office and gone to Teddy's Bar, where Teddy would fix him a daiquiri laced with crushed pecans. One day, however, Teddy ran out of pecans; instead he substituted... ...
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The first episode of ITV's new series 'Breathtaking' hit our screens, giving viewers an insight into the shocking reality of hospital life during the pandemic. Just been reading about this... ...
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I dig, You dig She digs, He digs We Dig, They Dig Not a long poem, but very deep.
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I'm very happy today.  Granddaughter has just received an unconditional acceptance for Robert Gordon University in Aberdeen.  So proud of her, she's worked really hard for... ...
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Wee verse inside my card.   Roses are red Violets are blue We'd be better off Back in the EU
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I'm Hungary Maybe you should Czech the fridge I'm Russian to the kitchen Is there any Turkey? We have some but it's covered with a layer of Greece Ew, there is Norway you can eat that Please Finnish... ...
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Tom gets on a plane in Edinburgh for a flight to New York. A very attractive young lady gets on the plane and sits right next to him. Wanting to start a conversation with her he asks “Business... ...
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A steak pie in Trinidad   £3 A steak pie in Barbados £4.50 A steak pie in Tobago     £3.20   That's the pie rates of the Caribbean
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Going to watch this programme today and have a little bet with myself.  Which answer will 3T choose today?  If I guess correctly I'm going to have a wee Baileys tonight. If not, the botte stays in... ...
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Help requested for final two. 14.  Mary, Margaret, Katherine Elizabeth (anything to do with the Tudors?) 19 Whoopi Goldberg (Sister Act?)
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Was not sure whether to put this in Chatterbank or Jokes but chose CB.   Answers from a high school test papers submitted to science and health teachers (spelling errors preserved) H2O is hot water,... ...
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Hi folks, is the answer to 19 as straightforward as Sister Act?
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For Scots wherever you may be.   There is a star whose beaming ray Is shed on ev'ry clime. It shines by night, it shines by day And ne'er grows dim wi' time. It rose upon the banks of Ayr, It shone on... ...
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1 * Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue! 2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. 3 * Always read stuff that will... ...
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ADULT A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOUR A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS The only... ...
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Be Nice Let’s all be nice to each other, And when we can share a smile. It’s not hard to be kind, We’re only here a short while. Sometimes you need to be quiet, Even if you have a lot to say. Think... ...
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Went to the cinema to see this film today. What an amazing story. Johnny Flynn was excellent as the young Nicholas Winton and of course Anthony Hopkins playing him in later life. I remember the... ...
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Housework was a woman's job (?) but one evening, Maggie arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the cooker, and... ...
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Dear Employees: It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues. Due to complaints... ...
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Why did the chicken join the band? Because it had the drumsticks.