MY PRIVATE PART DIED An old man, Mr.. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong, 'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,'...
The Conservative Cookbook: 5 simple meals struggling plebs can make for under 50p The following are the top five recipes in the new Conservative Cookbook, coming soon to all good bookshops” Boris’ Big...
People have been left outraged after a Tory MP stated poverty-hit Brits who have been forced to turn to food banks "cannot budget" and "cannot cook properly." Conservative Lee Anderson was speaking at...
Binge watched Peaky Blinders over a few weeks. Came to the end last night and am absolutely gutted. What will I do without my nightly drool over Cillian Murphy? Roll on the film.
Scottish council elections 2022: SNP finishes as biggest party The SNP has again finished as the biggest party in the Scottish council elections - with Labour finishing second after the Conservatives...
Help needed with final one. Vowel movement. 8. Bit, Soul, Cemel, Loan - I think these might be bat, seal and lion, but what is the fourth? Thought there might have been a correction made, but can't...
"How did you meet your husband?"
"I'm a chemist and he came in to buy condoms. He asked for XXXXXL.
It was only after we married that I realised he stuttered!"...
An 18th-century vagabond in England, exhausted and famished, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: "George and the Dragon." He knocked. The Innkeeper's wife stuck her head out a window. "Could...
A farmer stopped at the local garage to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the DIY shop and...
How to Write Big Books by Warren Peace The Lion Attacked by Claude Yarmoff The Art of Archery by Beau N. Arrow Songs for Children by Barbara Blacksheep Irish Heart Surgery by Angie O'Plasty Desert...
Friend sent me this. The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in interviews with staff at the BT call centre Caller : I'd like the number of the...
7 KINDS OF SEX Research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex. The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind Of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you have sex until you are blue in...
The Greedy And The Needy It’s time we made a stand, To fight against the greedy. Something has to be done, To help the poor and needy. The poorest people today, That are strapped for cash. They’re not...
People who don't tolerate BS are always labelled problematic, bitter or crazy. Why? Never forget you have more in common with someone arriving in a dinghy with nothing than the millionaires sending...
I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in my bicycle basket. As I was about to leave I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the...
An American man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store assistants called for an ambulance when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the...
