This little woman was only 3ft 6 ins tall. She goes to the doctors and says to him “Doctor, this is a bit embarrassing but I keep getting a sore fa**y.” “When does this happen?” asks the doctor....
There's a website called Awsome Stuff 365 which I have never heard of before today. They have put up a post saying "Elon Musk says he's a 3,000 year old time travelling alien who is trying to... ...
Wasn't sure where to post this to be honest. Just been reading some articles in The London Economic online. One gave me pause for thought. "A reminder that the US invoked NATO's article 5 after... ...
Very sad to hear of the death of artist Jack Vetriano at age 73. Love his work and saw one of his very first exhibitions in Glasgow many moons ago. His name might not be familiar, but I'm sure... ...
Just finished binge watching Zero Day starring Robert De Niro on Netflix. It is a political thriller about a former president investigating a devastating zero-day cyberattack in the US. Many... ...
First time in about three years "the team" entered a quiz to raise money for two causes dear to our hearts. Changed our name to Elon Musketeers (sad I know) but happy to announce that we won! ... ...
Try To Be Nice Some people are jealous, And see through eyes of green. Some have have big mouths, And are hateful and the mean. Some don’t like happy people, And try to bring them down. Whenever they’re... ...
Not sure where this originated, but thought I would throw it out for discussion (or not as the case may be). Right-wingers absolutely hate it when people compare Donald Trump with Adolf Hitler,... ...
One day, a young girl is walking through a park when she hears a faint, “Help me, help me.” She looks around and follows the quiet voice to a bush near the path. Looking under the bush she spies a... ...
Remembering today my musical heroes from (what seems like) another life. Buddy Holly (22), Richie Valens (17) and The Big Bopper (28) died this day in 1959 along with the pilot of the plane Roger... ...
Have been waiting for a parcel to arrive. Package came today and when I opened it, there was a plastic envelope with 20 paper clips. Took a minute but realised it was the same seller I had used... ...
Finished binge watching The First Lady on U last night. Well worth having a look at. Would never have recognised Gillian Anderson - her portrayal of Eleanor Roosevelt was superb.
THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE by Benny Hill They said that it could not be done, He said, "Just let me try." They said, "Other men have tried and failed," He answered, "But not I." They said, "It is... ...
Answers are Pantomimes, Christmas Films & Tales. Have come to a grinding halt and the more I look the less I see. Any help appreciated - even just a hint. 8. Bernard and Maurice belong inside... ...