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Bought a ticket for a music event "The Last Waltz" last Saturday. At the last minute couldn't attend but sold my ticket easily as there was a waiting list. Now at least 12 of my friends who attended...
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Aberfan - 55 years on At 9.15am this morning, Wales will fall silent to remember those who lost their lives in the disaster. Disaster struck the South Wales village on October 21 1966. More than...
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Went to Lidl today to buy some morning rolls. Bakery section was completely bare. Assistant said they didn't get a delivery of flour so nothing made today. Bakery is very popular so they must have...
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Just bought some viagra teabags. They don't improve your **x life but they stop your biscuits from going soft....
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Conservative MP 'stabbed multiple times' at constituency surgery - Sir David Amess....
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David Beckham gets into a taxi at Dublin airport. He sees the driver looking at him for about 5 minutes in the rear view mirror. Eventually the driver says "OK, give me a clue." Beckham sighs and...
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Friend sent me this. The Prime Minister was called into the bank manager’s office about the £2.3 trillion overdraft. “Well” said the manager “ what do you intend to do about this? Bungle huffed,...
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“The government minimum wage (for over 25s) so that people can live reasonably is £8.72 an hour x 36hrs equals £314.00 x 4 weeks equals £1,256.00 per month x 12 months equals £15070.00 per year. Why...
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It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws.
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Yes!! After an 18 month wait, finally off to our home in Spain in a couple of weeks. Going by Ferry so fingers crossed nothing goes wrong. Have missed this so much. Not sure how long we will stay for,...
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Daily Dafty Headlines BLIND MAN WINS DARTS COMPETITION Asked what it was like to play darts without being able to see, he told the Daily Dafty: "You don't know what you're missing!"...
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Massive flood in lemonade factory! A spokesperson said: "500 staff were Schwepped away."...
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I've just replaced my car engine with the motor from my washing machine. I'm going to take it for a spin later....
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Worrying news breaking that, as a result of the fuel shortage, some mums have had to leave the 5.0 litre diesel 4 x 4 at home and walk up to a full five minutes to collect the kids from the school....
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Finally arrived at the front of the petrol queue and got really emotional Just started to fill up...
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Happy to watch my home city (Dundee) winning UC tonight. Close run.
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RIP Alan Lancaster. Alan Lancaster, founding bassist of UK rock greats Status Quo, has died in Sydney, Australia, aged 72. According to a post shared to Facebook by Australian entertainment reporter...
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Just had an email from a friend to say her usual garage had no unleaded petrol today. Are people panic buying or is this the situation all over?
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A young lady walks into a supermarket and on her way round she spots the chap who's had his wicked way with her the previous evening after they had met in a club. He was stacking washing powder boxes...