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Cardboard belts are a waist of paper Norwegian ships have bar codes so you can scan da navy in I prefer my kale with a silent K Remains to be seen if I like glass coffins Hedgehogs: Why can’t they...
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Could any kind souls give me some hints for these clues. Breast Cancer Care Kitchen Quiz - closing date 14th April. All things that may be found in the kitchen. 9. Sounds like the Countess of Grantham...
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Don't forget folks that the last episode of Shetland is on at 9 pm tonight. Can't wait.
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My joiner said I needed 3 square metres of tiles to finish off my kitchen. Went to store and the ones I like are 300 mm x 308 mm. How many would I need - useless at maths and staff weren't much help...
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Decided to give four of my cushion covers a freshen up. However, when I looked at the label it said "have professionally dry cleaned only". Next sentence said "iron on the wrong side." Well, if I was...
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Eat alphabet soup and have a vowel movement Eat more doughnuts, it’s the original hole food 1st restaurant opens on the moon – great food but no atmosphere...
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Youngest grandson's 11th birthday today. After a segway session at a local centre then going to see his local team (Dundee FC) getting beaten, he got to choose where we went for tea. Must say...
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Is anyone watching this drama series? Finally caught up with Tuesday's episode last night. Talk about edge of seat, roll on Tues for what I think will be the final part.
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Not sure if this is the right section to ask in but here goes. Want to give my oven a good clean without using harsh chemicals. Someone mentioned baking soda some time ago but not sure if it was on...
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Switched my mobile provider and am now paying £9 less per month. Switched my home insurance and saved £130 per annum. Received £143 refund from British Gas and my monthly payments have now reduced....
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Did you hear about the wee boy from the cannibal tribe? He was 8 before he was 7.
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Grateful for any help with these: eg 5 L in a L = 5 lines in a limerick. 3. 8 = L in an O S P 17. 10 = H of a BH (f) 19. 59 B in the N L D 22. -1 B in G...
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Useful for scrabble and crossword enthusiasts! Here's 20 words we mostly didn't know existed...what's your score out of 20? 1. The space between your eyebrows is called a glabella. 2. The way it...
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I hate this snow. No, wait, I love this snow. Signed bi-polar bear. I saw a baguette at the zoo. It was bread in captivity....
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The man who invented Spell Check has died. May he rust in ***.
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Stupidity knows no boundaries but it knows a lot of people Where there’s a will there’s a relative The Pillsbury Doughboy is my roll model Pollen: When flowers can’t keep it in their plants...
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The lawyer for Shamima Begum’s family says there are “strong but as yet unconfirmed reports” that her baby son has died. The 19-year-old and her newborn son, Jarrah, had been living at a Syrian...
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A huge thank you to my neighbour who allowed me to borrow her large sheet of plastic covering. Ta Pauline...
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I married a pirate with a patch – the one eye love The only thing flat-earthers have to fear is sphere itself To the thief who took my anti-depressants, I hope you’re happy Be careful tonight –...