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Obviously stopping McDonalds selling milkshakes and ice cream does not work in Newcastle....
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Did anyone watch episode 1 of this on the BBC last night? Not exactly sure what to make of it but Suranne Jones is a very talented actress.
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Electile Dysfunction: The inability to be aroused by any of the parties standing for election....
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Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland.
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Not all maths puns are bad, just sum of them
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1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. 2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list. 3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear...
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The 3 symptoms of laziness # 1...
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This story brought tears to my eyes. The uncaring face of politics....
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Q. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? A. I don’t know and I don’t care. Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecutive sentences. Don’t...
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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show that people who have more birthdays live longer.
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Would you go to someone's funeral if they didn't come to yours?
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To understand politics you must read between the lies. A fool and his money are never around when you need them Doctor Pepper is a fizzicist Pilates? I thought they said pie and lattes. Dijon Vu –...
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Just had a look at the webcam to see how things are going and realised that the first chick had hatched today. Fingers crossed for the other two eggs.
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I thought that all garden birds would have fledged by now. However, I'm sitting watching sparrows pulling coir from my hanging basket liners and flying off with it. Second clutch do you think?
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No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED. Some people say there is no difference, but there is. When you marry the right woman you are...
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Been lashing rain all day. Went to see a film that isn't on until tomorrow! Tried to defrost a roll but forgot to press the defrost button so now I can bounce the roll off the wall! Glad it will soon...
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Any thoughts on what I take it was the last episode of this drama last night. Not the best I have watched.
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I may have missed an earlier post, but could someone please tell me if we are voting in these elections. Seems not that long ago that we definitely were not, but now TM seems to be saying that we are?
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Lucy: Do all fairy stories begin with "Once upon a time"? Charlie: No, many of them begin "If I am elected, I promise........."...
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I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.