Was not sure whether to put this in Chatterbank or Jokes but chose CB. Answers from a high school test papers submitted to science and health teachers (spelling errors preserved) H2O is hot water,... ...
For Scots wherever you may be. There is a star whose beaming ray Is shed on ev'ry clime. It shines by night, it shines by day And ne'er grows dim wi' time. It rose upon the banks of Ayr, It shone on... ...
1 * Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue! 2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. 3 * Always read stuff that will... ...
ADULT A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOUR A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS The only... ...
Be Nice Let’s all be nice to each other, And when we can share a smile. It’s not hard to be kind, We’re only here a short while. Sometimes you need to be quiet, Even if you have a lot to say. Think... ...
Went to the cinema to see this film today. What an amazing story. Johnny Flynn was excellent as the young Nicholas Winton and of course Anthony Hopkins playing him in later life. I remember the... ...
Housework was a woman's job (?) but one evening, Maggie arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the cooker, and... ...
Dear Employees: It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues. Due to complaints... ...
Seem to have "acquired" a few of these over the past couple of years. If anyone has had one, how did you get rid of it? Wouldn't want to bother my GP with something so trivial but would love to... ...
Happy New Year to one and all: May the best you've ever seen Be the worst you'll ever see May the moose ne're leave your girnal Wi' a teardrap in its e'e May yer lum keep blithly reekin' Til ye're auld... ...
Have come to a grinding halt with these clues. Any clues appreciated. Thanks. 10. In legend, dragons do this (8) 12. Happy and wonderful knowledge (4) 15. Alfie stays OK! (6) 26. Part of church... ...
Have come to a grinding halt with this quiz. Have spent most of the day looking at clues again and have only managed to get another one. Any help much appreciated. Seems quite a few so clues would... ...
For sale: Iconic 90s Sooty and Sweep puppets. Just want them off my hands. Most people use their mobiles to call or text people. I'm at an age where I use mine to take photos of labels I can't... ...