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Listened to this song today and it seemed quite appropriate in today's climate. Come you masters of war  You that build all the guns You that build the death planes You that build all the big bombs You... ...
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Got a couple to get.  Any help appreciated. Thanks 13. Last Olympic Games (5)  (may be overthinking this one!) 22.  Left over professor (6)  Could this be London?  
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Last night, my wife and her friends went to a Ladies Night Club: One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a £10 note. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend... ...
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Was listening to a chat show on the radio whilst driving home. Mostly about football with amusing stories thrown in. They were talking about stage shows and one said he had gone to see a... ...
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My friend George bought his wife a fur coat made out of 3,600 hamster skins and took her to Blackpool. He couldn't get her off the big wheel for two days....
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Storm Babet is alive and well.  Can't remember the last time we had a storm like this.  Luckily I live on high ground and have never had a problem with flooding. //A Met Office warning for the... ...
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Went to see the new Maggie Smith film this afternoon. It's called The Miracle Club and, much as I liked the cast, the storyline is poor.  No surprises, very predictable and not one I would... ...
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Thanks so much for suggesting The Americans for my next binge watch.  Am just loving it.
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The man who invented the ballet dancers skirt was at a loss what to call it.  Then he put 2 and 2 together!
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I wrote a play about the weather, and I got 5 actors dressed as clouds for the rehearsal. On the opening night, 6 clouds turned up. It was overcast.
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A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. "Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He'll be so *** if it's... ...
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Went to see a wonderful film yesterday called typist artist pirate king.  The screening was part of the Scottish Mental Health Arts Festival but will be on general release soon.   The film is a... ...
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Just finished binge watching two series of "Crime".  Very dark but I loved it.  Any ideas for my next binge watch?
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WARNING This site requires no physical fitness programme, everyone around here gets plenty of exercise.   1. Jumping to conclusions 2.  Flying off the handle 3.Running their mouths 4. Kicking posters in... ...
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Bought some Nice biscuits when I was out today.  Some people pronounce it "Nice" but I pronounce it "Nice".  How do you pronounce it?
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Watched the last episode of this four parter last night.  Seemed to fizzle out like a damp squib and I was really disappointed at the end.  Anyone else watch this?
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Well, starting next week, each day I am going to identify as a different type of bread Roll on Monday
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Mirror, mirror on the wall You're not playing fair at all. I'm really now upset with you For giving this distorted view. You show my hair is turning grey; It's just the way the shadows play. I know that... ...
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She hurried to the chemist to pick up the prescription. But as she got back to the car, she found her keys were locked inside. She found a rusty old coat hanger on the ground, looked at it and said... ...
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A friend showed me this Pay special attention to the wording and spelling. if you know the bible, even a little, you'll find this hilarious! It comes from a Caithness school test. Kids were asked... ...