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Patsy33

1 to 20 of 1999

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My wife Dorothy is threatening to run off, due to my obsession with Morse code. I begged her, "Please don't dash Dot."
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I managed to resuscitate a clown the other day. He’s now on laugh support
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I went to the doctors yesterday and told him that every time I cough, I hear words like knight, bishop, pawn and queen .
He said I had a chess infection.
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The wife's just left me due to my constant name dropping. King Charles warned me this could happen!
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Just seen this news on line fir anyone who's been following this strange story. Very sad. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/scotland ...
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Just seen a Dire Straits restaurant advertising, Muffins for nothing, Chips for free.
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My partner is leaving me, because of my obsession with horse racing. She’s at the gate, and…. She’s off.
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My partner said he's leaving me because of my obsession with astronomy.... What planet is he on!?
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My mate came from a broken home, his dad was a shocker at DIY.
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Are any of you on this BP tablet? ( Amlodipine) or have been on it? My husband's BP was very high last night and today. Got him into GP surgery for check up. It was still high. Unusual for him.... ...
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Went to see a UB40 tribute band last night called WD40. They were a bit rusty to start off with.
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The man that invented the measuring Jug has died. Tributes are Pouring in.
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Scientists have realised that trees have a way of communicating with each other. It’s called What Sap.
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He's on 2 lots of tablets. 2 a day for helping to rid fluid from his lungs an 1 to help prevent blood clots. He's not too bad with water tablets, which I crush uo but the other for prevention of... ...
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I remember last year like it was yesterday!
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Just pulled up next to a car at the lights. The driver had the windows down and the radio on as loud as possible, all you could hear was, "Our House...in the middle of our street"   Honestly, it was... ...
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Have any of you watched Only Child? Found it on BBCi. With Gregor Fisher who used to play Rab C Nesbitt. Quite an amusing and sad series at times. Worth a watch.
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We was so poor as kids my dad went round and closed all the doors on christmas eve just so we could have something to open on christmas morning..
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If anyone has got any advice on how I can stop my kitchen windows steaming up then please pop round. My kettle is always on.
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Man seriously injured by reversing car. Police are asking the driver to come forward  

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