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My friend's wife asked him what he was doing on the computer last night, he explained he was looking at cheap flights. I love you she said, she got excited and quickly undressed and they had the... ...
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I hate spelling errors.. You mix up two letters and your whole joke is urined.
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Hi all, Have any of you had surgery for hiatus hernia? I had mybsecond upper GI endoscopy yesterday, and was told hernia has got larger. So it's been put forward to my Doctor, I should  have... ...
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I replaced my rooster with a duck. I now wake up at the quack of dawn..
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Thought I spotted the first English super hero earlier. Saw a scouser in Liverpool running down the road wearing a Cape. Turned out the ****** hadn't paid for his haircut..
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I'll start you off.. Steak Out Honey I've Shrunk The Kidneys..
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Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music.
I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.
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Just saw this bloke going up a hill with a wheelbarrow full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit's feet. I thought "he's pushing his luck."
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E.g. Elton John-Wick Go West- Side Story Over to you.😁
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I'll start you off. KENsington DONcaster  
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My daughter's partner has been in hospital fir six hours today. Doctor told him to be taken to hospital, as he had tachycardia, also feeling very unwell. Their young son has had some sort of virus... ...
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A real man would never stand there and watch his woman pay for anything. He would go out and wait in the car.
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The most quiet place I've ever lived was right above a Bowling Alley.   It was so quiet you could here a pin drop..
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Today the temperature is just like Motown. Three degrees, four tops..
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We have a static 8 berth caravan on a site in Dorset. We've been expecting electric and gas bills to come in. Anyway, a couple of weeks ago, management thought our electric bill too low and are... ...
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I found a great site to order sausage on-line. For anyone interested, I'll send you a link..
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Sound of Music on again. Don't know how many times I've watched it. Must be 16 going on 17..
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=faRDvZAeVJg&si=0dN-BEzYME2lx2dA ...
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I don't normally brag about my expensive trips, but I've just got back from the Vet..
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We were so poor, my father used to shut all the doors in the house, so we would have something to open on Christmas morning.

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