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I met a painter and a singer in Doctor's surgery. One was hoping for a good throat tincture, the other a hot poultice. They introduced themselves as Vincent Van Cough and Susan Boil....
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Bought a head of lettuce from a small Grocery shop., called Mamas & Papas. Could eat it though, all the leaves are brown.....
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e.g., Hamsterdam Gnu York Over to you :-)...
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Mother in Law came round for dinner and asked, "Why does your dog keep looking at me?" I said, " because youre eating off his plate"...
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At a recent rally, somebody threw a beer at Trump's head... He's fine. It was a draft, so he dodged it....
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My neighbour just banged on the wall at 4.20 am, can you believe that? Lucky I was still up playing music. He banged and shouted, "Can we have a little respect please?" So I shouted back, "I'm not a...
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My Grandson and I were playing a couple of days ago. He has such a vivid imagination. I had to pretend to eat a poisoned apple, and pretended to be dying. His character was Superman, so I shouted for...
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Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home! Officer: Age? Husband: I'm not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don't do birthdays. Officer: Height? Husband: I'm...
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Incredible! https://youtu.be/py8Cu1MkD5w...
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I don't trust my Acupuncturist. She's a backstabber.....
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Forever in Blue Jeans. Neil Diamond. Hand in Glove. The Smiths. These Boots were made for Walking. Nancy Sinatra. Over to you.....
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Cold As Ice. Foreigner Hot Legs. Rod Stewart...
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It's just one thing on top of another! Paid a carpenter upfront to make me a double bed and he's done a bunk!
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My friend called me in a panic and shouted, “An evil wizard turned me into a tiny harp! I don’t know what to do!” Frantically, I drove all the way to his house only to find out... ...he’s really a big...
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Can You Dig It? By The Mock Turtles. Sowing The Seeds of Love. By Tears for Fears. Thank U Very Mulch. Scaffold.....
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I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers The Times are rough.....
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I'll start.. Whiskey in the Jar Marguarita Time...
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Did you know, The Magnificent Seven, once filmed an aftershave commercial at Liverpool football ground? Actually, only six of them took part, because Yul never wore cologne....
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I'll start you off.. Iggy Popcorn Smashing Pumpkins Pie Bon Bon Jovi...
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My son kept chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground him. He's doing better currently, and conducting himself properly....

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