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Sadly, it causes too much acid in my stomach and I'm looking for a drink to replace it without as much acid in. I know most of them have but perhaps a little kinder! One of my little pleasures in life...
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Things are really getting bad in the nhs. I was at the hospital yesterday, when I seen a man lying on a trolley in the corridor. Then a Doctor came along and said, "Dont worry Mr Johnson, we'll have...
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I'm going to a recycling party at the weekend. The invite said to bring a bottle..
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When we went swimming last week, a young mum was in the shallow end with her children and I noticed a large pair of angels wings tattooed on her back. She turned around and on the lower half each side...
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A friend’s business “Cooking with Spices” has not been successful. His bank have called in the bay leafs....
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Friend told me he had set up business washing mice & rats. Thought it was dodgy at first, then realised it was squeaky clean....
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Had a race to see who could hang out the washing quickest. It was level pegging.
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A big pile of very famous paintings were found in local laundrette. Police suspect Monet laundering..
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A thousand at least gor tge statuette of the group? (4,7) F??? ???????...
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One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother’s face through the oven window. As we played hide and seek and she said: ‘you’re getting warmer’.”...
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Recently. I had bird flu. But it’s all relative isn’t it? If I had rabies and you offered me bird flu, I’d bite your hand off!”...
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Bump in to round range we hear looking psychedelic. (12)
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My Husband told me I'm like an old boiler! I can tell you I am fuming!.....
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How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO...
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My partner says he’s leaving me because he thinks I’m too obsessed with astronomy. What planet is he on!.....
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Someone called me lazy today. I almost answered back!...
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Did you hear about the actor who keeps falling through the floorboards? It's just a stage hes going through......
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Song titles with food in them. I'll start.; Don't Go Bacon my Heart. Elton John & Kiki Dee. Love Meat Tender. Elvis Presley....
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Have had pain on top sides of ankle mainly inner side and sometimes pain top of foot to toes. Obviously when walking about it hurts and feels like I'm going to go over on my ankle. It swells slightly...
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Irish keen to acquire woman's fruit (6) C?????

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