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My daughter rang to say she accidenly bumped front of car into bollard. Quite hard... She's panicking and upset as they've just paid for new year box. She said water dripping out from under front part...
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The guy at the furniture store told me the sofa would seat 5 people without any problems. Then it occurred to me. I don't know 5 people without any problems....
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My partner asked if I'd seen the dog bowl. I said I didn't even know he played cricket......
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Although my OH has never been diagnosed, he certainly displays traits of bipolar. His Mother was the same. Diagnosed with Hypomania. He's just been thumping computer and monitor in frustration because...
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I sent my hearing aid off in the post to be repaired. It's been two weeks and I still haven't heard anything......
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Bloke walks into a pub. "Good evening, Sir" said the barman "what can I get you to drink?" "I'll have a pint of Peroni, please" replied the customer. The barman pours the perfect pint in a distinctive...
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I used to have a recurring nightmare about fruit machines. My partner would always give me a nudge and hold me, which just made it worse.....
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When I offer to wash your back in the shower, just give me a yes or no. Not, " Who are you and how did you get in my house!" nonsense.....
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9743273/BBC-journalist-confuses-Bill-Cosby-Bill-CLINTON-reporting-entertainers-prison-release.html...
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Some might remember I said FB had removed my daughter without giving a reason. Anyway she asked to be put on but had to send ID & other stuff. They eventually put her back on after about 5 months....
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Sky documentaries. If you have watched it, do you think Ian Bailey is killer of French woman or do you think the murderer is still out there ?...
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Sqad, can't find my original post, but do you remember a couple of months ago (approx) I said DIL's Father had shadow on his heart, as a result of having covid? I'd just like to update you on it. He...
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Just wondered for those who have tried it, were successful in losing weight. Also how did you feel on it. Did it fill you up until your main meal? I'm tempted to try it for a couple of weeks....
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Can anyone advise?..
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I’ve just opened an Elvis Presley themed steak house… It’s aimed at people who love meat tender....
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I'll start... Big mouth strikes again. By Morrissey. Go Now. Moody Blues....
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Now that's it's planting season, 6 weeks ago, I planted my aarse on the sofa and it's grown considerably..
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Can anyone tell me if Warren is still on BBC catchup? Can't deem to find it. Would love to watch it..
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Is it too much to ask the Romans to re-invade Britain? Someone needs to resurface the roads.
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I accidentally glued myself to my autobiography. It's my story and I'm sticking to it...

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