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A man driving his car, was being chased by police, but wouldn't stop for ages. Eventually, police pulled him over and asked why he didn't stop earlier. Man said, "My wife ran off with a police...
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My favourite allergy song is, 'Blowing in The Wind', by Peter, Pollen Mary...
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Has anyone had a go at this? I've been having a go for the last 6 months or so. Very relaxing, if you can find the time. I've done a few but like this one I did for my little Grandson, who likes...
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...but having experimented, the photo has my user name at bottom of it! Don't really want that showing... What can I do to amend it?...
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My daughter had to be taken into hospital this morning, with a nasty throat infection. She felt her throat was closing up and couldn't breath properly. She's never known such a sore throat. Like...
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Today, my daughter called me 'Birth Person' I replied, 'Yes, Financial Drain?'...
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Well, after a couple of months, I finally got around to speaking to my Doctor, re husband. I actually went for myself but asked if she could spare a few minutes. She was really sympathetic and...
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My son has been eating electrical cords. My partner said, we need to ground him until he conducts himself better.....
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My book about Poltergeists is literally flying off the shelves..
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AUTOPSY CLUB MEETING SATURDAY OPEN MIKE NIGHT...
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When you look at a photograph of say, a child hugging a dog and that obvious love is felt by the viewer? Thanks. ( can't think of words lately) :-))...
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Did you know that God asked Noah to build a second ark? Shortly after finishing the first one God said to Noah I’d like you to build me another one this time I want it to have lots of different...
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Has anyone watched this fascinating documentary? Worth a watch. It's on Netflix. A descriptive time-lapse journey about the magical, mysterious and medicinal world of fungi and their power to heal,...
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My daughter rang to say she accidenly bumped front of car into bollard. Quite hard... She's panicking and upset as they've just paid for new year box. She said water dripping out from under front part...
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The guy at the furniture store told me the sofa would seat 5 people without any problems. Then it occurred to me. I don't know 5 people without any problems....
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My partner asked if I'd seen the dog bowl. I said I didn't even know he played cricket......
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Although my OH has never been diagnosed, he certainly displays traits of bipolar. His Mother was the same. Diagnosed with Hypomania. He's just been thumping computer and monitor in frustration because...
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I sent my hearing aid off in the post to be repaired. It's been two weeks and I still haven't heard anything......
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Bloke walks into a pub. "Good evening, Sir" said the barman "what can I get you to drink?" "I'll have a pint of Peroni, please" replied the customer. The barman pours the perfect pint in a distinctive...
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I used to have a recurring nightmare about fruit machines. My partner would always give me a nudge and hold me, which just made it worse.....

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