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One of our Russian human pyramid acrobats, has been injured We don't have Oleg to stand on....
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I'll start off.. The Young Buns. Cliff Richards. Cod Only Knows.The Beach Boys. Peas Release Me. Englebert....
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A man was doing some DIY work on his gas stove When it all of a sudden blew up and sent him flying through his roof and up into the sky. On his way up he passed a man falling down from the sky and...
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I'll start.. Alice Cooper in Wonderland Lord of the Onion Rings Your turn :-)...
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I was told if I went to the paint shop, I'd get Thinner there. Well it hasn't worked!.......
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The Why Fake That Pink Flood Your turn......
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Has anyone watched this on Netflix? Loving it so far. My husband is staying with it, but not so enthusiastic as me. To be fair, I think it will appeal more to the woman....
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Late one night at the insane asylum one patient shouted, "I am Napoleon!" A person in another room said, "How do you know?" The first patient said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice from another room...
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Walking past a farm, I saw a sign that said: 'Duck, eggs'. I thought: "That's a funny place for a comma" -then it hit me....
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The Spanish King has been quarantined on his private jet. That means the reign in Spain will stay mainly on the plane.
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A girl, my brother is dating, works long hours at a bakery. I don’t think it’s going to work out. She’s too kneady....
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Finished watching Ozark, last week. Really enjoyed it. Were a bit lost now it has finished. Can anyone recommend anything worth viewing? Thanks.
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I was going to tell a joke about carpentry, but thought it wooden work..
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God spoke to me, telling me I should quit smoking, drinking and sex. I told him I'd try very hard. A week later, he asked me how I was getting on. I said that I managed to quit smoking, given up the...
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Trying to help friend name her Kitten. He's a short haired chocolate coloured boy. Any ideas on names please?...
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BREAKING NEWS.. Donald Trump has told all weightlifters who can't get to the gym to inject themselves with Mr Muscle!...
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My neighbour said, "Be careful when out shopping with your partner, came home yesterday, removed our face masks and it was the wrong woman!"...
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The letters,GI, is over 6 letter Cs, in a triangle shape. There is a straight line dividing GI and Vs. GI ---------------- C C C C C C...
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https://www.spirefm.co.uk/news/local-news/3088804/cat-missing-for-two-weeks-found-inside-salisbury-charity-shop/ So funny! Glad he was found and not in a bad way. Any fitting captions??...
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Went for a nice little country walk today. It was so peaceful, watching the wildlife, listening to the water gently rippling. Then my phone rings, agghhh! It was my annoying friend. I told him I...

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