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Today, my yoga instructor was so drunk, he put me in a awkward position..
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Recently in court, I was found guilty of being egotistical. I am appealing......
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My daughter went to GP surgery to pick repeated thyroid medication up (hypothyroidism) and was told it is no longer on repeated prescription! She's only got half a thyroid, as she had one removed...
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When I die, I want to be buried with all my records. It will be my vinyl resting place.....
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This is brilliant! https://youtu.be/IABRgZH12YA...
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I don't think I've got the job at Microsoft. They haven't replied to my telegram yet...
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My partner said if I take one more photo of her, she was leaving me. That's when I snapped!....
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We've never done this before, so all new to us. Going to Spain Monday for a week. Going to check in on line a bit earlier, with help of son in law. Then print off for boarding pass. The question is,...
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What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. (I'll get me coat...)...
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As I lay in bed last night, gazing at the moon and stars, I suddenly thought, "Where's the frigging roof?!".......
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A young man I met, sent me a text, saying , "I think your great" I replied, "No, I think you're great". He's in love with me now, and I don't have the heart to tell him, I was only correcting his...
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Paddy and his two friends are talking at work. His first friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they...
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For Sale: Replica Fisherman's Knife (Made To Scale)...
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I'm fed up with my partner, going on about his coin collection. I told him, "I can't take much more". He said, "Oh tuppence, don't be like that. Change is on its way"......
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Did you hear about the drummer who gave all his daughters the same name? Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4....
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I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters..
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My Doctor thinks I'm taking hallucinogenic drugs. How do I know? Let's just say, a little bird told me.......
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap...
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When our daughter was born, she seem to look all yellow and round. We called her Melonie...
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I was mugged at the train station today, and I burst out crying. A policeman came up to me and said, "I fining you". I said ,"For crying out loud!". He said, "Yes".....

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