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I’ve been prescribed anti gloating cream. I cant wait to rub it in....
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A flying insect was apprehended in the offices of MI5 yesterday. He’s avoided all questions about why he was there, but it’s strongly suspected that he’s the Cagey Bee....
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A large oil company, has announced its going to start producing fuel from insects urine. It's called BP....
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Why did the farmer start a punk rock band? Because he was tired of haulin' oats...
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Unscramble the following words and find a word that connects them. Note that although some words have more than one anagram, only one will fit the connecting word. CANED AES BROAD LAPN RIFTS POSH...
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How can you connect the following words? CLOCK SYSTEM TRAFFIC EGG RETREAT DRUM...
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Flower Power. In what way can the following sentences be said to contain flowery language? A sparkling diamond for the debonair is the height of fashion Skilled jewel-cutters shape onyx with tools....
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My partner had his hair cut earlier, at, Barber Streisands Then he had car cleaned at, Spandeau Valet Later, going to see Divorce Lawyers, Ditcher, Quick & Hyde....
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My boss said I intimidate the others in the office. So I just stared at him until he apologised......
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Jeremy Clarkson & The Hot Rods Jonathan Woss & The Supwemes Boris & The Johnsons. Your turn :-)...
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A man had a terrible accident at work, he fell into an industrial pepper grinder, he’s fine now....
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I’m entering the worlds tightest hat competition. Just hope I can pull it off.....
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Scissor Sisters Bob Dyelan Bleach Boys.. Let's see if you can cut it......
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Has Covid 19 forced you to wear masks & glasses at the same time?? You may be entitled to condensation...
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...and they're off!.. Al Capony Harry Trotter Your turn.....
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Can You Dig It? Mock Turtles. Ace of Spades. Motorhead . Your turn.....
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I'll start you off :-) 'There's a Kind of Thrush' Hermans Hermits. 'No 'Egrets' -Edith Piaf.. Your turn......
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Just rang B&Q. I asked, "How big is the queue?" Person replied, "The same size as the B".....
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My girlfriend left me because she couldn't handle my OCD. I told her to close the door five times on her way out.
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I'll start you off. Toe- knee Hancock Sarah Cocxyx Head Sheeran Your turn :-))...

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