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When Dracula shops on line, he keeps clicking on the button, "Your Account"...
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A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders”...
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Hi all, I had a bit of a filling about 3 weeks ago, on very back tooth at bottom. A side piece of tooth broke off. Most of the tooth is filled. Dentist said, if any more breaks off, I'll have to have...
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Saw two episodes of Sinners, 2nd Series. Very good, again. Can't wait to see how it all unravels. Has any else been watching it?
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https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=407473316727225&;id=100023936792525&sfnsn=mo...
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I was an hour late for my train today, but luckily when I reached the station, it was still there... The people must have wondered, "Where the hell is the driver?"...
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My Grandad always said, “as one door closes, another opens”, lovely man, terrible cabinet maker. ....
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So cute! https://youtu.be/h_3Iq_IxrhI...
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Not saying it's rough where I live, but Aldi are selling Father Day cards in packs of five...
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. I went to the Dr and said, ” Whenever I drive my small vehicle I get chest pains.” He told me, “It’s because you have a wee kart...
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My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with wearing different clothes every half an hour. I said, “Wait, I can change.”...
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You can tell a lot by a woman's hands. If they're tightly around your neck, then she's probably slightly upset..
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Whenever I feel a bit unwell and manage to eat a curry, I always seem to feel lots better after. What is it I wonder? Maybe the spices have healing powers. :-)
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God, it's windy! I'd just like to thank Dave at number 26, for his gazebo. It looks lovely in my back garden...
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Have you heard about the pregnant bed bug? She's going to have her baby in the spring
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Just seen a clip from Nearest and Dearest. Any of you remember Nellie Pledge? She was always herring her words mixed up. An old relative of mine liked to add coupons ( croutons) to her soup! My MIL,...
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
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A crack team of British diplomats are heading back to Brussels to shout louder! https://goo.gl/images/Fe2B56...

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