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A man takes his fancy woman to a restaurant, leans over and whispers, "Tell me something that will send my heart rate racing" Woman says, "Your wife is sat behind us".......
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A man takes his fancy woman to a restaurant, leans over and whispers, "Tell me something that will send my heart rate racing" Woman says, "Your wife is sat behind us".......
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I asked my boss if I can come to work a little late today. He said “Dream on.” I think that was really nice of him....
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The thing I don’t like about shopping centers… When you see one, you’ve seen a mall....
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If there is something I've learned, from my 24 years of life, it's ok to lie about my age..
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Whenever there is an earthquake the geologists are always quick to find fault.
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https://youtu.be/4oeYRpAdf-s...
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I just down loaded a pirate copy of Bohemian Rhapsody movie. Its a crap picture. I can see a little silhouette of man....
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My husband said he was leaving me, blaming my weird obsession with Graffiti. The writing was on the wall.......
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My wife left me for the binman ..... but the binman wouldn't take me.
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Just wrapped up some batteries for Xmas. Toys not included..
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My girlfriend left me because she says I only ever think about football. I'm gutted, we'd been together for nearly three seasons....
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My partner is leaving me because of my obsession with Motown music. She didn't tell me this, "I heard it through the grape vine"....
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Spoof! https://youtu.be/8F9jXYOH2c0...
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Why did Bach have so many children? He did not have a stop on his organ...
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Not long popped over to local shop. When I got back in to take my ankle boots off, I seen they were odd. One black and one tan!.. Hope nobody noticed.. lol...
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Was out the other day and got sprayed by a salt spreading truck. “Watch out!” I shouted through gritted teeth....
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One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music. Think it’s the Chopin board....
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My husband fell off a chair while cleaning window about 5-6 weeks ago. He dislocated his shoulder and stretched, tore the ligaments. He cant raise his arm all the way up without holding on with other...
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