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Had an interview for a job as a blacksmith once. I was asked if I had ever shoed a horse. I said no, but I’d told a donkey to go away once....
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Dormitory == Dirty Room The Morse Code == Here Come Dots Slot Machines == Cash Lost In 'Em Animosity == Is No Amity Snooze Alarms == No More Z's, alas. The Public Art Galleries == Large Picture Halls,...
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Just read that Chas, the other half of Chas & Dave has died, after a long battle with eosophigus cancer. RIP dear Chas. Thank you for some great songs.....
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I went to the filling station this morning for petrol. The first pump didn’t work, neither did the second pump, nor the third. I went into the shop and said to the person working behind the counter,...
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Going to a fancy dress party as a sweet shop owner. Tried on my outfit,and my wife said “Give me a twirl”. I thought blimey, it must be convincing...
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A friend has gone into business fixing car ignitions. It’s a start up....
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A friend of mine is always going on about photography jokes. You just can’t shutter up....
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Banged my head on a low bridge. Would have been ok if viaduct.
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Bloke says to his Missus, "Hey fatso, what would you like for your birthday?" She says,"Don't get ****ing lippy!" He says, Ok, sorted. I'll get you a mascara".....
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My friend Kevin met a girl in the pub last night, and they ended up going home together. Tonight the girl walks into a supermarket and on her way round she sees Kevin...He was stacking washing powder...
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Has anyone here had this awful virus going around? Was looking after my 8 year old grandson yesterday who was ill with it. I was violently sick earlier. Awful.
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Need training before I start my new job at a restaurant. I can’t wait....
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Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor. He couldn’t get the parts....
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I'm writing a song about getting my door lock replaced. There's a key change at the end..
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Got a job working shifts as a piece in a 24 hour human chess game. I'm on knights this week.
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I used to wonder if Elton John liked lettuce, then realised he’s more of a rocket man....

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