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Patsy33

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My Dog..

I threw a ball for my dog today ! He looks great in a tuxedo
14:05 Thu 02nd Nov 2023
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Belly Dancing..

My belly-dancing teacher was struggling to fit me in for a lesson this week but luckily she said she could jiggle a few things around!
12:17 Mon 30th Oct 2023
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So Poor

We were so poor growing up, my Mum sent me next door with a button, to ask them to sew a shirt on it.
13:34 Tue 24th Oct 2023
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Irrational Fear..

I have this irrational fear of Horse chestnut trees.
I will conquer it one day
13:25 Sun 22nd Oct 20238 answers, last by Moorea7 14:04 Sun 22nd Oct 2023
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Looking To Buy..

I'm looking to buy a lighthouse. Nothing too flashy..
13:12 Sat 21st Oct 20231 answer, last by Hazlinny 13:22 Sat 21st Oct 2023
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Bad Back

My daughter is in a lot of pain with her back. She's probably pulled/strained a muscle. Is it usual though, for it to affect the leg and stomach, which is painful too?  
20:37 Mon 16th Oct 20239 answers, last by Patsy33 09:08 Fri 20th Oct 2023
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Just For Fun, Make Up A Name For New Beer/Lagers

With so many beers/lagers in supermarkets, with all these weird and wonderful names, can you think up any original ones? I'll start;  Ale Merry The Big Hopper..
20:02 Sat 30th Sep 202340 answers, last by jobjockey 18:35 Sun 01st Oct 2023
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My Parrot

Unfortunately, my obese parrot just died. It is, however, a huge weight off my shoulders.
19:11 Thu 21st Sep 2023
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A Soldier

A soldier who was renting a house off me has ran off owing me 6 months rent. He told me he was a General but I discovered he is a left Tenant....
13:07 Mon 18th Sep 2023
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Trying To Think..

Trying to think of a tree pun, but I'm stumped..
10:15 Thu 14th Sep 202330 answers, last by Hopkirk 15:47 Sun 17th Sep 2023
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Experimenting

I've been experimenting with breeding racing deer People have accused me of just trying to make a fast buck....
15:31 Mon 11th Sep 20237 answers, last by Patsy33 16:17 Mon 11th Sep 2023
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Music To My Ears..

When I first heard Julie Andrews sing Doh Ray Me. I thought to myself she'll go Far....
13:15 Fri 08th Sep 20239 answers, last by Patsy33 14:30 Fri 08th Sep 2023
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I Found A Chippy..

I found a chippy that serves fish and chips on photocopier paper. It's a little plaice on the A4....
09:42 Thu 07th Sep 20232 answers, last by Hazlinny 09:54 Thu 07th Sep 2023
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Sorry About...

Sorry about my earlier joke about oil. It was a bit crude. I'll make sure they're more refined in future....
19:07 Wed 30th Aug 20234 answers, last by William51 12:28 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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I Was Going To..

I was going to patent a method for reusing tea bags, but Tetley have taken out a restraining order against me.
11:06 Mon 28th Aug 20231 answer, last by Chipchopper 11:16 Mon 28th Aug 2023
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Dna Test..

I got a baby frog and decided to get a DNA test for it. He turned out to be mostly Irish, a little bit French, somewhat German, and a tad Pole....
19:28 Sun 27th Aug 20231 answer, last by johnny.5 19:32 Sun 27th Aug 2023
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Our Baby..

We named our baby, Butter. We got a call from the hospital saying that we took the wrong baby! We can’t believe it’s not Butter!...
09:31 Sat 26th Aug 2023
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The Man..

The man who invented the automatic tennis ball serving machine is celebrating his birthday. Many happy returns!
11:58 Fri 25th Aug 20231 answer, last by Chipchopper 09:48 Sat 26th Aug 2023
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Got Hit..

I was walking down the road this morning and first got hit by a violin, then a clarinet and then a piano. I think it was an orchestrated attack....
10:56 Mon 21st Aug 20236 answers, last by maggiebee 18:52 Mon 21st Aug 2023
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Angry

I'm still angry at my parents for not buying me expensive rollerblades. Cheapskates....
12:29 Sat 22nd Jul 2023

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