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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now and we don’t know where she is....

stuckontwo

Irish Mail On Sunday Crossword Number 1275

5 Down. Beat with a leather (5) S?R??...

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I thought the tumble dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along....

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

You should never marry a tennis player. Love means nothing to them....

Hopkirk

Wasps

God's original plan was for wasps to make honey. It didn't work out, so he went with plan B....

Pan1

Cryptic

Moving into a mole's construction [9]

suersonic4u

1St Man..do You Think She Uses Wireless? 2Nd Man Answer, Yes I Think She Has A Modem And Wireless Router. 1St Man... I Was Talking About Her Bra!

Just made this up . i'll do better.

William51

I went to church this morning in a nearby village at the advertised time, but no one turned up, not even the vicar. Once before they were late but this is the first when nobody came. Has this happened...

stuckontwo

Irish Independent 01/12/2021

8 Across Take a thousand and be strong doing (4) ??A?...

seekeerz

The K M Links Game - November 2021 Week 4

Good morning everyone - lovely sunn day today, still a bit too much wind, but a definite improvement from the past few ...my roses are not impressed. The links don't look too bad .....well we'll see...

Canary42

Narcissism.

I have a car bumper sticker that says "Hoot if you think I'm sexy." Then I just sit at the green lights until I feel better about myself....

abbeyleigh

What Colour Outfit Could I Pair Teal Shoes With?

I've bought a pair of teal heels but but not sure what colour outfit I could pair them with.

Spicerack

The Blood Bank

A Priest, a Rabbit and an Imam turn up at the blood bank together. 'Excuse me, Rabbit' said the nurse, 'Do you know which blood group you are'? ' I think' said the Rabbit 'I must be a type O'....

abbeyleigh

Which Should I Have For Lunch?

Chippy butty or cheesy chips with beans

Chipchopper

Hmm Which One ?

I saw Sir Elton John in the supermarket looking at the various salad dressings. I suggested that the honey and mustard, go's well with a bit of ice burg lettuce. He said "actually, I'm more of a...

stuckontwo