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Canary42

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Just seen a news report about the stresses and strains of self isolation. It reported that people are going crazy from being in lock down! It was strange, actually, because I had just been talking...
22:33 Tue 31st Mar 202015 answers, last by Patsy33 10:53 Thu 02nd Apr 2020
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retrocop

What Day Is It?

http://www.upl.co/uploads/Paper-Rationing1585575019.png...
14:31 Mon 30th Mar 20201 answer, last by Patsy33 17:00 Mon 30th Mar 2020
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retrocop

Dating Agency

Single man with toilet rolls would like to meet single lady with hand sanitizer for good clean fun....
10:04 Wed 25th Mar 20207 answers, last by ChillDoubt 12:33 Wed 25th Mar 2020
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Canary42

Weathering The Storm

Tescos, good, occasionally busy later. Sainsburys, moderate to good, sale on Corn Flakes. Asda, slight to moderate, heavy crowds by evening. Marks and Spencer and Co-Op, fair. Waitrose fair to...
21:03 Sat 21st Mar 20208 answers, last by Spicerack 10:41 Sun 22nd Mar 2020
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Canary42

Baa

After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.” “But I only have 38 sheep,” says the farmer. “I know,” says the sheepdog....
20:15 Thu 13th Feb 20205 answers, last by Patsy33 21:40 Thu 13th Feb 2020
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Canary42

The Atheist

An atheist was walking through the woods. "How wonderful nature is, What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he...
19:10 Mon 10th Feb 20205 answers, last by Mamyalynne 14:30 Thu 05th Mar 2020
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Cloverjo

One Show

Please can someone tell me the name of the woman seated at the left (from our view) on the One Show....
21:01 Wed 05th Feb 20208 answers, last by douglas9401 23:40 Wed 05th Feb 2020
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Trevilino

Smoking Puzzler

Three blokes are stranded on a boat and all they have with them is four fags but no way of lighting them. What do they do? They throw one fag overboard. By doing that the boat becomes a cigarette...
14:12 Tue 28th Jan 20202 answers, last by Patsy33 20:19 Tue 28th Jan 2020
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Chipchopper

At The Library

I went to the library and asked the librarian behind the desk, where I could find the books on self help. She looked at me over her glasses and said: "If I was to tell you that, it would be defeating...
15:35 Mon 27th Jan 20205 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:07 Tue 28th Jan 2020
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Chipchopper

Chaos

A lorry shed its load of tupe's this morning, during the rush hour traffic. I came past there again this afternoon and police were still combing the area....
15:48 Fri 10th Jan 20208 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:53 Sat 11th Jan 2020
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bobbygill

Colours

1. water with a sailor 2. Abandon 3.Vicars title reversed before MxM 4.Mother not me 8th May Day 5. A bit of field & half a weekday 6. Plead that is to say & mix...
12:32 Sun 29th Dec 20199 answers, last by Patsy33 12:38 Sun 29th Dec 2019
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emperor

Local Quiz. Closes 31/12

Answer is drink related. Snake's bite causes intense thirst - so they say. (6) Sorry to ask again but it's the only one left. Any thoughts welcome....
14:01 Thu 19th Dec 20198 answers, last by emperor 16:07 Thu 19th Dec 2019
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canyouhelp?

Christmas Films

Picture clue is 2 gold bells and 3 white arrows pointing to the right? Name of a Christmas film. Thanks.
18:55 Tue 17th Dec 20195 answers, last by Patsy33 20:27 Tue 17th Dec 2019
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Bobbisox1

Would You Want Classic Comedies Such As Faulty Towers,ofah,till Death Us Do Part,to Carry A Racist Warning?

I realise it was a different era but wouldn’t just switching it over/off suffice if it offends you?...
11:26 Mon 25th Nov 201975 answers, last by pixie374 18:37 Tue 26th Nov 2019
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hereIam

Cold Call

Did anyone watch this last night and if so, what did you think of it ?
09:34 Tue 19th Nov 201932 answers, last by hereIam 15:50 Tue 26th Nov 2019
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Canary42

Ewe Should Know Better

Q: Why is that sheep purple A: Because the farmer will herd it through the grapevine...
00:54 Mon 18th Nov 20197 answers, last by bookbinder 18:32 Mon 18th Nov 2019
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magpie

Pitcherwits

15a hackneyed treetop to fade away 3,8 off ///////d 11d in te centre of the midwest we fell out 5 m/d/f thanx...
20:17 Tue 05th Nov 20195 answers, last by RebusCJ 11:21 Wed 06th Nov 2019
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marval

Bother

Bother! I have just lost the bidding on a genuine native American Indian teepee on eBay. If only I had submitted a Hiawatha....
19:49 Wed 16th Oct 20199 answers, last by Toorak 21:23 Wed 16th Oct 2019
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Spicerack

Monkeys

Mickey was on his way to the zoo to deliver a consignment of monkeys when his van breaks down. The monkeys really needed to get to the zoo so Mickey calls his friend Paddy. Mickey says: "Paddy, I'll...
10:45 Fri 20th Sep 201914 answers, last by hereIam 17:40 Fri 20th Sep 2019
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Chipchopper

Phone 'n' Games...

I connected my new phone to the cloud. When I checked on it later, I found I had a load of mist calls....
12:42 Mon 12th Aug 20196 answers, last by Chipchopper 22:33 Mon 12th Aug 2019

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