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I do not agree with this, but did he really think he would get away with it? https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-bus-passenger-uses-snake-as-a-face-mask-12072957...
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The sergeant was in one of his rare moods as he lectured the recruits. "Let me ask you a simple question, what is fortification?" There was no response. Nor did any of the rookies answer when he...
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I am having trouble finding a manual for a Toshiba 32WL3A63DB smart TV. Can anyone help please, thank you.
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Dear Hiring Manager Thank you for your letter of March 1st. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me a position in your department. This...
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Dear (person being rejected's name here____); I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as my Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly...
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Mr Sine and Miss Cosine get married and head for their honeymoon to a seaside destination. So they are chilling by the beach, and sipping on their drinks, and things get naughty. During a lovemaking...
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A man was driving through the countryside when he happened upon a sprawling farm, covered as far as the eye could see in brightly coloured variants of peppers. Astounded at the vastness and variety,...
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A middle aged man was tired of his job in the city and wanted a place where he could relax So he decided to go to the seaside and buy a house. He found the perfect house and was about to buy it when...
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I have written a book about wind systems of the world. It is saved in my drafts. I am looking for a book on how to fix automatic gearboxes, but the library only has manuals. There was a third off all...
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I love “The Importance of being Earnest.” I am absolutely Wilde about it....
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When my partner goes out shopping he likes to sample things before purchasing. He is buy-curious. I went shopping for shoes and I found the perfect pair. They are my sole mates Never do bedroom...
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Sorry this made me smile. https://news.sky.com/story/canadian-brewery-apologises-for-unwittingly-naming-beer-after-maori-word-for-pubic-hair-12044251...
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A warning for you. They said you only have to wear masks and gloves to go grocery shopping but they lied. Apparently you have to wear clothes too...
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Mick and Paddy are in the Pub having a wee drink when Paddy brings out a goldfish bowl with two goldfish in it. Mick says, "That's a grand pair of goldfish ye got there Paddy. Have ye named them yet?"...
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Some time ago, there was this artist, who worked from a studio in his home. He specialised in nudes, and had been working on what he thought would be a masterpiece for several months now. As usual,...
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I have a friend who is a stamp collecting Irish dancer. His name is Michael Philately....
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This dog makes me smile, I love the look on his face when he is trying to be good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28EV6k9611g...
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A husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settled down, the man (not quite ready for slumber) leans over...
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Apparently the Mafia are now in the holiday business. I have just seen an advert for short breaks in tibia and fibula....
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Sean and Hetty, an elderly widow and widower, had been dating for about three years when Sean finally decided to ask Hetty to marry him. She immediately said 'Yes'. The next morning when he awoke,...

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