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More miscellaneous terms

Miscellaneous terms Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do. Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\: Where some...
17:05 Fri 10th Apr 20091 answer, last by chrisrob 20:20 Fri 10th Apr 2009
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Miscellaneous terms

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The...
16:52 Fri 10th Apr 20091 answer, last by Scrivens 21:24 Tue 29th Jul 2014
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Factory Wizard

There's this Wizard who worked in a factory. Everything was satisfactory except that miscreants, taking advantage of his good nature, would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the...
21:03 Thu 09th Apr 20092 answers, last by no-knowledge 09:24 Fri 10th Apr 2009
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Scaredy Cat

Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat. The first kid says, "My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed." The second kid replies,"Yeah?...
20:49 Wed 08th Apr 20092 answers, last by heathfield 10:27 Thu 09th Apr 2009
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Trip To Europe

A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor...
12:54 Wed 08th Apr 20093 answers, last by marval 20:47 Wed 08th Apr 2009
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Helpful hotel staff

On vacation, a man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a snack at the restaurant, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest. She lies...
13:54 Tue 07th Apr 20092 answers, last by Hugh-Jampton 16:06 Tue 07th Apr 2009
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More medical deffinitions.

Artery -- Study of paintings Bacteria -- Back door of cafeteria Barium -- What doctors do when treatment fails Bowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.U Caesarean section -- District in Rome Cat scan --...
16:20 Mon 06th Apr 2009
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Blind Pilots

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane...
18:51 Sun 05th Apr 20093 answers, last by johnny.5 21:10 Mon 06th Apr 2009
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Ballooning

Three balloons Daddy balloon, Mummy balloon and Baby balloon. Daddy balloon said to Baby balloon, look son, you are much too old to sleep with mummy and daddy, you will have to sleep in you're own...
12:25 Sun 05th Apr 20094 answers, last by marval 11:35 Mon 06th Apr 2009
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Smart cat.

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the...
19:47 Sat 04th Apr 20094 answers, last by carlton23 09:51 Sun 05th Apr 2009
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Back problem

Quasimodo went to see his GP. The doctor, after examining him, says, "I think there's something wrong with your back." Quasimodo says, "What makes you say that?" The doctor replies, "Oh, it's just a...
15:40 Sat 04th Apr 2009
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Smelling nice.

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says...
14:14 Sat 04th Apr 20092 answers, last by carlton23 01:02 Mon 06th Apr 2009
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Watch what you do with your cat.

An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. ''Well, now,''...
16:41 Fri 03rd Apr 20092 answers, last by McMouse 16:48 Fri 03rd Apr 2009
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Watch where you sit.

A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her, she began feeling humiliated because of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more...
22:53 Wed 01st Apr 20092 answers, last by marval 19:22 Thu 02nd Apr 2009
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Careful what you say

A married man left work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, however, he spent the weekend (and his money) partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife...
17:29 Tue 31st Mar 20095 answers, last by marval 15:45 Wed 01st Apr 2009
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A little cheeky

What's the only part of Popeye that doesn't rust? The part he keeps in Olive Oil ...
18:54 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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Oh dear

Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared. He goes into his mother's room for comfort and he sees his mom standing naked in front of the mirror. She is rubbing her...
18:45 Sat 28th Mar 20093 answers, last by carlton23 11:12 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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Another groan

Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night. "Certainly madam", he...
12:45 Wed 25th Mar 200910 answers, last by marval 23:14 Fri 27th Mar 2009
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Ralph McTell

Does anyone remember a tape from many years ago called "Ralph McTell Revisited"? I bought it in London, unfortunately it was stolen, and I would love to find it again or perhaps it has been...
15:56 Tue 03rd Mar 20093 answers, last by marval 17:54 Sat 14th Mar 2009
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Fuse box question for a sparky

Hi, We have got a problem with lights in our living room. Whenever a bulb blows the fuse trips. The fuse box is in our small kitchen, high up behind the fridge freezer. Is it possible to move the fuse...
21:13 Fri 23rd Jan 20098 answers, last by marval 23:14 Sun 25th Jan 2009

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