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Canary42

R I P Geoffrey

Geoffrey Wellum, a REAL hero, in the TRUE meaning of the word. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-44895703...
06:31 Fri 20th Jul 20189 answers, last by Patsy33 16:50 Fri 20th Jul 2018
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Voltage

Sunburnt!

Just got back from the doctors suffering with sunburn...the doctor told me to get in a bathtub full of milk to soothe my sunburn, I asked him "pasteurized?" he said.. "No, just up to your neck." He...
15:52 Sun 08th Jul 20188 answers, last by Voltage 16:44 Sun 08th Jul 2018
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Tashi

Great Night Out

in Whitsable, celebrating my 49th Birthday (Sunday). Went to The Oyster House, as good as always. Just home, had to wait for a Taxi, free bottle of Bubbly while waiting, so slightly *issed, will deal...
01:23 Sun 03rd Jun 20188 answers, last by Zacs-Master 12:29 Sun 03rd Jun 2018
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Spicerack

When I Die

I hope it's peacefully in my sleep, like my dad. Not screaming in terror like his passengers....
09:26 Sat 02nd Jun 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 18:36 Sat 02nd Jun 2018
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NoMercy

Special Birthday Breakfast

I want to do a special breakfast for OH's birthday on Friday, with champagne. Any suggestions? Full English is out because we will be eating out for lunch. Thanks....
08:44 Tue 29th May 201820 answers, last by NoMercy 21:18 Tue 29th May 2018
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Spicerack

Two Dogs In The Pub....

Dog 1: "I heard a great joke today" Dog 2: "Let's hear it then" Dog1: "Knock kno..." Dog2: goes flipping mental...
14:31 Sat 19th May 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 17:55 Sat 19th May 2018
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Chipchopper

Old Habbit

I used to have a soap addiction. but its okay, I'm clean now!...
12:21 Sat 12th May 201811 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:06 Sat 12th May 2018
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marval

My Boyfriend

My New Zealand boyfriend said that he was falling in love with my rubbish puns, so I asked him to maori me. When Life gives you lemons, be grateful for the gift from your unusually named grocer. The...
23:20 Mon 30th Apr 20186 answers, last by spathiphyllum 15:30 Tue 01st May 2018
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Baldric

Scientists Have Discovered A Food That Diminishes A Woman's Sex Drive By 90%

It's called Wedding Cake....
20:14 Sat 28th Apr 20186 answers, last by Togo 20:39 Sat 28th Apr 2018
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Chipchopper

Slow Action By The Big Boys1

It don't seem so long ago, that chocolate bars, like mars, milky way and many others, all had paper wrappers. It just beats me, why can't they revert back to the old environmentally friendly...
11:53 Thu 26th Apr 20187 answers, last by spathiphyllum 12:11 Thu 26th Apr 2018
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spathiphyllum

Texting The Girl Friend

My girl friend texted me back after I told her I’m cancelling our plans tonight because I want to drink beer with my friends instead, and she’s totally cool with it! She told me ”do whatever u...
12:30 Fri 20th Apr 201832 answers, last by spathiphyllum 13:44 Fri 20th Apr 2018
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spathiphyllum

How Do You Get Fluid Out Of The Knee?

With a simple tap on the shin.
15:14 Thu 29th Mar 20186 answers, last by Togo 12:51 Fri 30th Mar 2018
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Voltage

My Girlfriend!

I've asked my girlfriend to polish my medieval battle uniform while I go to the pub. She always said she wanted a night in, shining armour.
22:36 Tue 27th Mar 201816 answers, last by Shaglene 16:05 Wed 28th Mar 2018
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NoMercy

Am I Too Old...

To buy myself a dolls' house? Having had a son, it's unlikely I'll ever buy him one. This dolls' house took its creator 35 years to complete:...
10:50 Mon 26th Mar 201829 answers, last by NoMercy 20:39 Mon 26th Mar 2018
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Chipchopper

Who You Kidding!

While I was in Egypt, I saw some guy making a boat out of nothing more than a bunch of reeds and some string. I said "surely, you can't expect that thing to float, do you ?" He was adamant that it...
12:11 Mon 19th Mar 20188 answers, last by bookbinder 17:59 Mon 19th Mar 2018
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marval

Rip

The Arabian inventor of the bullet-proof vehicle died today. R.I.P. Ahmed Carr...
19:39 Mon 05th Mar 20186 answers, last by Shaglene 08:53 Tue 06th Mar 2018
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postman44

All Creatures Great And Small

16.does it start in anticipation? 24.he loses his head when he gets hotter 27.can you go for a spin with the PC ? 29 it might consume sixteen?! Thank you for any help...
16:45 Wed 28th Feb 20185 answers, last by emeritus 16:50 Wed 28th Feb 2018
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jambutty

Supermarket Flowers

Beautiful song by Ed Sheeran, makes me cry every time I hear it. Anyone else heard it ?
15:00 Wed 28th Feb 201811 answers, last by Patsy33 19:58 Sat 03rd Mar 2018
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Rosieandjim

Tullymet Curling Club British Towns Quiz Cd 3.3.18

1 Do cows drink cider here? (8 letters) 2 Solve problem for unwilling minister (7)...
22:02 Wed 21st Feb 201816 answers, last by ProfessorMaisie 13:30 Fri 23rd Feb 2018
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yorkshirelass

Is This Defination Of Lung Cancer Death Correct ?

In the Daily Mail today, there was an article written by an an American vegan Doctor about the benefits of a plant based diet . He wrote "The worst death I ever witnessed was that of a man dying of...
15:54 Fri 02nd Feb 201821 answers, last by TheChair 11:38 Sat 03rd Feb 2018

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