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Tottenham Hotspur players have been banned from owning dogs after the RSPCA raised concerns that none of them know how to hold on to a lead. [For the unaware: They drew 1-1 with Fulham after leading...
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Mentally ill girl executed. Denied spiritual adviser while dying. https://uk.yahoo.com/news/lisa-montgomery-final-hours-lawyer-execution-182442353.html...
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Not only do they get blasted almost immediately by the long-suffering Mods, the translations are mostly unintelligible anyway. One from a few minutes ago, suitably redacted, went :- [redacted] is a...
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I saw an Australian playing "Dancing Queen" on his didgeridoo this morning. I thought that's Abbariginal = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = The Nurse says to the Doctor, "Here is the list of the...
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I wasn't sure whether to put this in Jokes, but since it's real life, I plumped for CB. A Canadian woman tried to get round the Covid Curfew, which allows you to take a dog out on a leash for a walk...
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Is there no limit to the depths that Donald Trump supporters will sink in promoting their disgraceful führer ? Carving his name on the back of an innocent creature (a manatee) - despicable behaviour....
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The Covid Superspreaders were out in force today then. Carrying it from Coventry to Norfolk, from Liverpool to Yorkshire, from Reading to Luton, from Wales to Nottingham, from London to Derbyshire,...
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Delays already building up. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55583244 What with 9 years austerity doubling the national debt it was meant to tackle, too little too late repeatedly on Covid, and...
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When I was a kid the older kids used to cover me in chocolate and put cherries on my head. It was hard growing up in the gateau....
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White supremacist Trump supporters are attempting a coup in the United States. If it had been black civil rights protesters trying to storm the seat of US government, or leftists, or Muslims who had...
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Apparently there is far greater support for the idea of a daily "Boo for Boris" to reflect the general public's view of his incompetence in handling the crisis, giving the UK [i] world-beating [i]...
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While compiling my supermarket online shopping order this morning I checked out the full description of one item. It included the phrase :- "Voted No.1 Laundry Brand for Sensitive Skin (online panel...
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While cracking eggs to make my post-Xmas omelette today, one had a fragile shell and I got some egg white on my hand. This reminded me of one of mother's cautionary tales from my (Forties) youth - egg...
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https://ibb.co/VVg64BJ...
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We are at war with Covid-19. Enemy Agents in wartime are shot. That should give this load of covidiots something to think about....
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The year's first meteor shower https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/46736261...
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After winning the game, I decided to throw the ball into the crowd like they do during various sports fixtures on TV. Now the chairman has cancelled my club membership. Apparently, it's unacceptable...
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Well done Boris. https://ibb.co/hKfrk1w...

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