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I see we're expecting a visit from the Perseids tonight. https://uk.yahoo.com/news/perseids-meteor-shower-tonight-see-072600412.html...
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I went along to a Psychic for a reading yesterday. When I knocked on their door, they called out, "Who is it?", so I left....
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I found this on Facebook. (Warning, some might find the image offensive) https://ibb.co/ZmsfSLJ...
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I am being told by Virgin Media that I must change my SIM to continue using their mobile phone service. But I have no idea how to carry out this operation and the Virgin Help site is of no use...
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https://uk.news.yahoo.com/lorry-driver-sentence-mobile-wheel-112444848.html...
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I saw my doctor recently and told him every time I break wind it sounds like a motorbike. He examined me and said I have a small growth in my rectum. When I asked if I should be concerned he said "No,...
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https://www.businessinsider.com/uk-recalls-50-million-face-masks-ayanda-capital-andrew-mills-2020-8?r=US&IR=T Utterly obscene corruption from the Tories. Cynically using a massive public health crisis...
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I see that Führer Donald is proposing to use emergency powers to stay in power when he loses the Election....
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I used to be in a band called Missing Cat I expect you've seen our posters....
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A lead thief caught on the roof of a Wiltshire church told police “I needed the money”, Swindon Crown Court heard. Jason Wynter, 49, who has been jailed for more than two years today, was one of two...
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Cute little blonde girl, five years old goes into the pet shop. “I want a bunny wabbit,” she says in her enchanting little voice. “I have a lot,” says the shop keeper. “Do you want a little bunny...
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A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet. Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat." Vet: "Is it a tom?" Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."...
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Men claim that women should come with a set of instructions. What's the point of that? Have you ever seen a man read the instructions....
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https://ibb.co/x37yWHF...
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From time to time we get threads on Ab from motorists complaining about unfair priority given to slower more vulnerable road users. The DoT's Consultation period in respect of Highway Code amendments...
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Scientists have discovered the cause of diarrhoea - apparently it's hereditary and runs in your jeans.
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I see both the Blonde Blunderers have now admitted they got it wrong with Covid-19, costing thousands of lives. Time to resign chaps....
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Madeleine spotted - again. But not reported for 3 years. Genuine ? I think not. The article states that there have been nearly 9,000 reported sightings in the past - there are some weird people...
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Like some Cabinet Papers etc are locked shut for fifty years, I reckon we should apply the same to ex-Prime Ministers' lips. Liar Blair spouting off again, this time about Coronavirus - probably knows...
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As the England and West Indies cricket teams embark on their third test in less than a month, Matt Hancock marvels at how they managed so many. [HIGNFY joke]...

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