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We were told it would prevent the country being "swamped by immigrants". Yet still the record is still going up. Another Brexit lie exposed [i] again [i]....
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I hope Biden (and lickspittle Boris) are ashamed of the terror they have unleashed on hundreds of innocent people in Afghanistan. But somehow I doubt it (there's no oil in Afghanistan)....
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Nowhere nearly as bad as Covid-19. But in this case the victims are elephants. And the plague is poaching. If you want to help to stop this slaughter then here's one way to do so :-...
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Lawyer: Writes a 25,000 word document and calls it a "brief." Banker: Lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. Economist: Will know tomorrow why...
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https://ibb.co/jLS1KZZ...
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We really should honour the person who invented the spade. It really was a ground-breaking invention.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis/58469895...
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A few what ? OK, before we start, Wiki says :- A paraprosdokian (/pærəprɒsˈdoʊkiən/) is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence, or phrase, is surprising or unexpected in a way that...
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The first ever Bald Fest is due to take place in New York City on 13 September as a way of celebrating people who don’t have hair. Be nice to see this replicated over here ;-) (OK Linkaphiles, here...
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Apparently !...
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Number 1 It will soon be Autumn. Last year, I made a lot of money from sweeping up leaves locally. In fact, I was raking it in! Number 2 Shep, the talking sheepdog, having just finished his days work,...
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Getting our warships built in Holland, India . . . . . . . . . . https://uk.yahoo.com/finance/news/mod-accused-abandoning-british-shipyards-170926317.html...
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A German Shepherd Dog, a Doberman Pinscher, and a Cat died. Up in Heaven all three faced God who wanted to know what they believed in. The German Shepherd replied, “I believe in discipline, training,...
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I see that the "sport" of bludgeoning people to death, instead of being banned, has been extended to the fairer sex. Disgraceful. Money talking as usual because the paying baying mob who thrive on...
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https://uk.yahoo.com/news/woman-20-cautioned-man-slapped-150942316.html...
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. . . . . in a tiny kingdom, there was a count who stole the crown jewels and ran away with the queen. Somehow the queen actually got away with the jewels, but the count was caught. He refused to say...
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https://uk.yahoo.com/news/thief-crushed-under-bmw-stealing-catalytic-converter-082213486.html...
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Nicked off Facebook - gave me a chuckle ;-) https://ibb.co/HxKPqdh...
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Yet another Variant With all the breeding grounds provided by the anti-vax ostriches, this sort of thing is inevitable....

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