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The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family. Apparently the Spanish king Felipe VI picked up the virus while returning on his private jet and is self-isolating there, so the...
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On this day 80 years ago 80 men from the Royal Warwickshire Regiment, Cheshire Regiment, The Worcestershire Yeomanry, who were defending the Dunkirk corridor, and a French soldier, were murdered by...
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All of a sudden, Brexiteers are queueing up to defend an unelected bureaucrat.
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"Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official, save exactly to the degree in which he himself stands by the country. It is...
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. . . well it wouldn't, being a virgin. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-52802520...
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. . . . or perhaps they're more likely to have seen it already. Never mind, for those who haven't, here it is. Stormtrooper look much friendlier when their masks are upside down....
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= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = I came second in the fancy dress contest, dressed as a giraffe. OK, so I didn't win, but at least I can hold my head up high. = = = = = = =...
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While browsing my supermarket website to compile a shopping basket, I came across an item Classic Sauerkraut. This is something I've never tried. Any opinions before I take the plunge ?...
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Apparently not in some cases. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52722626...
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I object to junk mail at the best of times but surely during the pandemic such potential virus-carriers shouldn't be dumped on my doormat. It [i] must [i] surely rate as non-essential....
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Me (on telephone): Is this Gordon's Pizza? Google: No sir, it's Google Pizza. Me: I must have dialled a wrong number. Sorry. Google: No sir, Google bought up Gordon’s Pizza last month. Me: OK. I would...
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The vicar of a Protestant parish and the priest at the Roman Catholic Church across the road were seen together erecting a sign which read: "THE END IS NEAR. TURN YOURSELF AROUND NOW BEFORE IT IS TOO...
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And now it's a STD as well (allegedly, based on a small sample survey). https://uk.yahoo.com/style/coronavirus-covid19-sperm-semen-men-150054815.html...

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