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John Mccririck Has Died

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Our amateur dramatic society has cancelled its latest production because of a mystery electrical failure. We are powerless to act.

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Gym

Try resistance training Refuse to go the the gym...

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I was chatting a young lady up last night ..... Things were going great, until I asked her where she was from ...... She said, "Oldham". ..... So I did ....... and that's when she slapped me ..........

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The man who invented Bingo has died R.i. P Tom Bowler

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The Bay (Final Episode)

What did you think of how it ended?

Canary42

I've Got A Photographic Memory, Sadly It's Never Developed.

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. The...

spathiphyllum

Text Convo Me To Mum

Me: I've got a sti any suggestions on how to get rid of it? Mum: Honestly? What you got son? Me: God knows, i've just noticed it there when i've looked in the mirror Me: It's like a bruise but i only...

Groupie

I Have Piles And Piles Of Ironing To Do

I don't know which is worse.

naomi24

The Best Of Parents Baaa None!

Roberta, a miniature donkey left orphaned when her mother died shortly after giving birth to her, has been adopted by two sheep, Lamby and Snowy. Nature can be so cruel - but sometimes it's just...

boona

Late For Work And Got A Punishment

Hello everyone, one morning last wk our town woke up to thick ice and slippery roads, it was a morning when I start work at 8.30am and I drop my daughter off at school beforehand. I got up at the same...

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Rte Guide 5

Make an endless hames out of an exclamation (4) A?E? Thanks very much...

Canary42

True Irony

A newsagent shop which is [i] moving [i] premises has the word "STATIONARY" scribed on the new shop front....

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There Is No Angry Way To Say

Bubbles :) xx...

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Fishy

Man walks into a shop: Can i have a plastic bag please? Shop keeper: It’s in the fish.. sir....

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Russell Hobbs ....

RIP Russell hobbs the inventor of boiling water. You shall be mist....

Shaglene

Male Logic............

THIS IS A CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MAN AND HIS WIFE. PLEASE NOTE THAT SHE ASKS SEVEN QUESTIONS, WHICH HE ANSWERS QUITE SIMPLY. BUT THEN SHE IS SPEECHLESS AFTER ANSWERING ONLY ONE QUESTION FROM HIM I BET...

Gizmonster

Serious Question ..... Ish :)

If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat ..... and cigarette companies for giving us cancer ..... why can't we sue Smirnoff (et al) for all the ugly gits we've slept with ??...

Stephen_G

Racism, Part Ii

Paddy comes home from work to find his Wife propping up her washing machine on 2 bricks. "What the feck are you doing?" asks Paddy. His Wife replies "Doing the washing at 30 degrees, ya eejit!"...

marval

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After spending hours skipping through fields of flowers. I am now forced to admit I have a gambolling problem....

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