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2 ladies lunching, one whispers to the other ''I'm going to have a boob job'' Second lady says ''that's nothing! I'm going to have my a-hole bleached'' First lady replies ''Wow!!! I can't imagine your...
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Family friend are looking for a collie puppy and are keen to avoid farms. He casually mentioned it would be handy if he knew anyone who could advise him where to look for genuine breeders of collies....
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has arrived on Netflix :-) Yay!! Binged the first 5 episodes so far and will just say it's blooming excellent....
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cor, it's good :-) Alan Ritchson plays the titular character and imo, is the Jack Reacher from the books. It's on Amazon Prime and I'm hoping for more than one series. This series is based on Lee...
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starring, amongst others, Aiden Gillen, Marie Doyle Kennedy, him that was Daredevil and quite a few others. If it ever shows up on Netflix or others, I highly recommend it. 2 drug-dealing Dublin...
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Blooming heck, that man and his reindeer can't half move!! https://www.noradsanta.org/en/map To anyone who has had their festivities re-arranged and those who haven't, hope each has as wonderful a...
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as in Book. etc etc if said in a Corrie Street type of way, where the lips are pursed to say the word, made me wonder if them what speak that dialect are the country's greatest kissers? Or would that...
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My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could...
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Having a look at the 1923 electoral reg. for an ancestor who was present and correct in 1922, seems he expired in 1923 as his name is scored through, with the letters and numbers next to his name of J...
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and slowing speed of typing. Came on suddenly. ALL keys affected.. Character will only appear and remain after click no.2 please help me fix or need i get new one ta loads x...
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ay opp, ah kid Came across this podcast earlier and thought of you :-) I'm sure you're aware of it, but if not, it's Northern Soul Hour...
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Sad news about Volty. He passed away yesterday after a brief illness. Wherever he's ended up, I hope he's inflicting his jokes on them.I'll miss him. RIP Cuddlyone...
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A young Glasgow lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. "Do you have any sales experience?" asked the manager. "The famous Barras mate?", nodded the young man. The manager liked the...
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Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, ‘Top o’ the mornin’ To ye! Aren’t ye Mrs. Donovan And didn’t I marry ye and yer Hoosband...
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friend has a couple of pocket watches, but the main springs are 'jammed' Anyone have any idea if they can be unjammed and what with or is it not worth it? Many thanks....
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A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you can talk!"...
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A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this...
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Having read on a different thread about how reasonably priced they are, are they and can they be as reliable as the ones at surgery and hospital? I hope so....
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With regards to face coverings/masks problems/issues for both yourself and Mr J2, I've no idea if any of these might be of help or worthy of consideration :- From the Rail Insider website about...
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A psychic dwarf has escaped from Greenock prison. That's right, there's a small medium at large....

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