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The only way I can describe it is 'der dunk' in a low, almost bass like tone. It's not the happy logging on/off sounds from Windows. There doesn't seem to be a pattern to it, even if I'm not on...
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Except when your neighbour, Keith, receives eight conterfeit beige sleighs from feisty weightlifters. Weird....
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hope you are having a glorious day and family are spoiling you rotten. xxxx ps I know you don't look in often but hope you do today !!...
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I needed to request a copy of my birth cert to help me prove my identity. Now, 2 things : 1 - I didn't need proof of my ID to request a copy 2 - I'm a whole 8 minutes older than I thought I was. I...
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wouldn't have their job for all the tea etc. etc. 2 crackers which tickled me : ITV horse-racing - 'to phrase a coin' ITV - football pundit last night chatting about Trippier's goal - 'he never fails...
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it all started with 2 plastic bb pellets on bathroom floor. The younger albas and a few friends were in the back bedroom. A wall of which adjoins a wall of the bathroom. Whilst I was in bathroom, one...
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I know it doesn't really belong in CB, but hey-ho... Does anyone use an online free knitting pattern site please? I used to have one book-marked on old pc, but can't remember what it was. Am knitting...
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some time ago there was a bit of chit-chat regarding threading sewing needles. Suggestions (always helpful) ranged from using the afore-mentioned needle threader or buying 'eyeless' needles. I've...
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The younger one (now 24 -sob) who was injured in industrial accident last November - now has a new job which he starts on Monday - yippee! He's chuffed to bits, as is his brother, dad, mates and...
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a woman far, far away in the distance? Dot. What do you call a gorilla with a raspberry in one ear and custard in the other? A trifle deaf....
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in my wardrobe. Asked him what he was doing there and he replied ''Narnia business''...
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The google home page opens as normal, but, as mentioned, the gmail is missing. Anyone any ideas how to get it back please? (windows 7 if that's of any use)...
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in other words, a chocolate sponge with choccy fudge icing inside, on top and round the sides and on fingers as well as the tip of me nose. Tested a slice, not too bad if I say so myself. Kettle's...
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My wife crashed her car into some guy this morning. She told the police he had been on his mobile phone and drinking a beer from a can at the time. The police said that the guy could do whatever he...
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A few pals dropped round the other evening and somehow we ended up chatting about what smells/scents/aromas we remember from childhood. We all agreed the aroma of home baking/cooking, and stinky stuff...
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I'm sure I heard/read somewhere that when you turn 55, you can access money in your pension. Is this correct? If so, does anyone have any advice please? Many thanks....
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for ages, some registration numbers have been pixelated in some tv programmes. Obviously they're not pixelated in fiction programmes. I was wondering if anyone had been bored/curious enough to enter a...
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very kindly sent me an email stating that they had ''limited my usage of my account'' The usual nonsense, click on the link to answer security questions, will take 5 minutes to complete and on...
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would appreciate if someone could let me know symptoms. I daren't go anywhere near Dr Google....
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running the site for a month - who would you choose? Boo and Sqad for starters :-)...

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