I was chatting a young lady up last night ..... Things were going great, until I asked her where she was from ...... She said, "Oldham". ..... So I did ....... and that's when she slapped me ..........
Well I was going to ask who qualifies for nest season's Champions' League, now that we've got an all-English final .... would we get an extra team, etc .... ..... well ..... I decided to do a search...
Following on from my last post: https://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1655535.html I'm still learning Spanish and today had this to translate:...
Having a bit of a debate here, so wouldn't mind this clearing up please. Where does the law stand if someone comes and parks on your drive (without your permission)? If they cause no damage and are...
So I've been learning Spanish for a couple of months or so now and earlier this evening I was asked to translate a sentence which, if I ever need to use, I dread to think what the hell I'll be doing...
.... I'm in hospital at the mo and they are keeping me in. I accidentally poisoned by myself by eating a daffodil bulb, thinking it was an onion. The doctors said I should be out some time in the...
This is or a friend .... believe that if you will, but I've nothing to hide, it really is for a friend ..... So a friend of mine was on a share chat forum and has recently been banned. He wants to get...
Three days ago my missus' brother in law passed away - finally lost his battle with cancer. Anyway, today my missus went up to her sister's house to drop something off. When she got there, no one was...
So I've been using WMP to rip some CD's on to my laptop running W10. I've done quite a few so far (in excess of 50, possibly closer to 100) and all have ripped no problem. However, I noticed the last...
So the missus got me a Google Home Mini for my recent birthday and I'm now trying to set it up ....... not as simple as it seems ...... I know it will do a plethora of things, but I just want it t...
A friend asked me a rather random question the other day: He read that a plane crossing the Atlantic recently, had a tailwind of approx 200 mph and as such, its speed, relative to the ground, exceeded...
All answers are "bodybits" 6. Sounds like a male deer. 8. Say yes at the top of the hill. 16. Sound sad with a lisp. 18. This room has plenty of space. 20. Small child with part of a leg. 22....
Am I missing something on short selling shares; or did ITV make a boo boo with the short selling on cleaning up tonight?? Apparently they went in with £6k, when the shares were £16.13 and they...
So the choices are: ...... but isn't that's why the sellers are charged a premium? Or: ....... but isn't that why the sellers are charged a premium? The only difference in the sentences is "that" or...
Last weekend I experienced the WORST customer service at a shop in town. I don't want to mention the name of the shop, because I'm not sure how I'm going to proceed. Last Friday I bought something...
.... we had to let one of our Yorkies go to doggie heaven earlier today :( R.I.P. little fella, aged 13 1/2 years. Here's one of millions of piccies we have of him: http://i67.tinypic.com/fmj250.jpg...
I was a HUGE fan of the Thompson Twins in the 80's and there's a song they did, that's not very well known called, "Long Goodbye". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lqugLf-KMI Now even though I knew...
I had an email from Giffgaff asking how I wanted my compensation for the outage to be paid. I had a choice of some kind of remuneration; or I could donate it to charity. .... well ..... I chose the...
Hayley Tamaddon was just asked which monarch was on the British throne at the beginning of the 20th century .... answer given: Margaret Thatcher. Words escape me as to how dumb some people are ........
If you like daily puzzles (which change daily), take a look here: https://www.coolmathgames.com/1-daily-games There's number games, word games .... something for everyone :) Also, if you scroll along...
