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For Sale .........

30 000 000 broadband routers. Still boxed - first to to see will buy. £1 000 000 000 - no offers. Please contact Jeremy or Diane for further details :)...
14:42 Fri 13th Dec 2019
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Santa Claus Caught On Camera .......

I saw this YouTube footage on TV earlier today and just had to share it. It films the reactions of a 7 year old boy as he views the footage of a camera that he left out on Xmas Eve 2014....
12:48 Sat 07th Dec 201918 answers, last by netibiza 10:48 Sun 08th Dec 2019
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Priscilla Presley .......

.... what the hell have you done to your face?? She's just been on "This Morning" on ITV. Now I've seen some face lifts and surgery where smiling was a bit of a problem, .... but this is probably one...
12:41 Fri 22nd Nov 201915 answers, last by zebo 16:19 Fri 22nd Nov 2019
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...... And You Thought You Were Having A Bad Day??

.... look what I came across today: http://www.upl.co/uploads/Moonbeam/DSC34541.jpg At least he left me enough room to squeeze past :) ..... and before you ask, I did stop and see if I could help, but...
20:13 Thu 17th Oct 201929 answers, last by wolf63 22:48 Thu 17th Oct 2019
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Travelling With An Expired Passport - 2Nd Update .......

Following on from my previous 2 threads, they returned home last week. A quick reminder - his passport expired approx 8 months ago and after contacting Jet2, they were told that it would be okay to...
12:11 Sat 05th Oct 201918 answers, last by Hopkirk 16:39 Sat 05th Oct 2019
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Travelling With An Expired Passport - An Update .......

An update from my earlier thread: https://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Travel/Question1676141.html This may (or may not) come as a surprise, but they made it to Spain this morning with no problems. The...
20:22 Wed 25th Sep 20195 answers, last by KARL 21:35 Wed 25th Sep 2019
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Travelling With An Expired Passport .....

My missus' sister and her partner are flying to Spain tomorrow and he only realised yesterday that his passport expired a few weeks ago. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought you couldn't travel...
16:57 Tue 24th Sep 201932 answers, last by fiction-factory 17:24 Wed 25th Sep 2019
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Thomas Cook .........

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-49761464 Guess who's in Spain at the mo? Guess who flew with Thomas Cook? Guess who's meant to be flying home tonoz? No point worrying about it - what will be will...
15:01 Sat 21st Sep 20194 answers, last by teacher1 17:28 Sat 21st Sep 2019
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Fried Testicles Anyone?

We're in Spain at the mo and last night me and the missus were in a tapas bar checking the menu out when she suggested I should try the fried testicles. "I think you'll find it's fried tentacles if...
08:31 Thu 19th Sep 201918 answers, last by Vagus 20:18 Thu 19th Sep 2019
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The Bailiffs - What Are Her Rights ????

So a friend of mine has got herself in a bit of a pickle. A bill has gone unpaid and she's now had a letter of enforcement, informing her that a visit is imminent and they'll be removing items from...
18:42 Tue 10th Sep 201918 answers, last by ummmm 19:41 Tue 10th Sep 2019
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Jeremy Corbyn And Labour .....

Jeremy Corbyn asked the Queen, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient organisation? Are there any tips you can give me?" "Well," said the Queen, "The most important thing is to surround...
09:02 Wed 04th Sep 20197 answers, last by piggynose 16:16 Wed 04th Sep 2019
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Property Boundary Lines .........

My mother has owned her bungalow for approx 2 years now and a new neighbour has moved in, with whom she's now having a dispute over the boundary line. I've made a rough sketch of the area, so it's...
13:17 Sat 31st Aug 20195 answers, last by Tuvok 22:03 Sat 31st Aug 2019
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Itv4 21.00 Tonight .......

..... If you've never seen it - where have you been?? The Shawshank Redemption is starting on ITV4 at 21.00. Def up there in my list of all-time favourite films. If you've never seen it, it's well...
20:52 Tue 27th Aug 201920 answers, last by Cloverjo 15:01 Sat 31st Aug 2019
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Absolutely Mental .......

As you may, or may not know, I'm into magic and perform card tricks for friends, strangers .... well anyone really and as such, I have a pretty good idea on what's going on when it comes to magic...
22:42 Thu 08th Aug 201917 answers, last by Cloverjo 20:43 Fri 09th Aug 2019
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Tales Of A Window Cleaner ........

I went collecting yesterday evening and knocked on the side door of a house, 'cos they told me they don't use the front door. Got to the door to find it wide open and the lady strolling round the...
12:49 Fri 02nd Aug 20197 answers, last by alavahalf 13:09 Fri 02nd Aug 2019
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Do You Want To Know Where The Thunder Is?? Take A Look ......

Here's a live map of all the thunder strikes:: http://en.blitzortung.org/live_lightning_maps.php?map=12 .... I say it's live, but there's a delay of a few seconds. I'm right on the edge of the recent...
18:09 Thu 25th Jul 201921 answers, last by Maydup 22:07 Thu 25th Jul 2019
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Wifi Booster Help Please .........

Our router is in our front room and cannot be moved. I need to get a signal out into the back garden and it's just not happening - the signal needs to go through one solid wall to reach the hallway;...
19:40 Tue 23rd Jul 20193 answers, last by CrapAtCryptics 20:23 Tue 23rd Jul 2019
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Kim Jong Un ........

A friend of my missus on Facebook, posted a piccie of himself and a doppelganger of Kim Jong Un. He's sat next to him on the London underground - the piccie was taken last week. His comment states,...
10:20 Fri 12th Jul 201918 answers, last by hereIam 17:13 Fri 12th Jul 2019
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How Stupid Are Some People - I'll Just Leave This Here ......

I'm lost for words at how stupid some people can be; or was it a case of the guy thinking/hoping that the police would be stupid enough not to check his car out:...
12:27 Fri 05th Jul 201931 answers, last by Zacs-Master 10:49 Sat 06th Jul 2019
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Read Into This, What You Will ......

..... so in my continuing quest to learn Spanish, I learnt something new today: The translation for, "a wife" is "una esposa" .... and the translation for, "a handcuff" is "una esposa" .... I'm sorry,...
19:40 Sun 02nd Jun 201913 answers, last by malagabob 15:27 Mon 03rd Jun 2019

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