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Happy birthday to bananasplits...
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The inventor of the jigsaw puzzle died today he was married for over 60 years. His wife is said to be in 1500 pieces....
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A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper.”Where does poo come from?” she asks. The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter...
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My son just came home with a sofa and an armchair he said" someone just gave them to me" I've grounded him ...I don't know how many times I've told him not to accept suites from strangers!!...
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My wife accused me of being a transvestite. So I packed her things and left....
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I just got a phone call from a charity asking me to donate any of my old clothes to starving people around the world! I told em you must be joking anyone who fits into my clothes ain't starving!!...
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Omg I just got 15 Valentines cards! It’s left me completely breathless... That security guard at Clinton’s gave quite a chase I'm knackered now.!...
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My MIL never stops moaning "£2 for a cup of tea...£1 for a biscuit" I said "look I never asked you to visit us you just turned up"...
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Had to go to the Doctors yesterday and having stripped off he immediately mentioned the fact that my genitalia was perfectly shaped like a saxophone... I explained that it was a family trait and that...
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Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted. The...
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All this fuss about Liam Neeson. I mean every Friday after a few beers I say I could murder an Indian!!...
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I've just put all my dogging equipment up for sale on eBay... Haven't had any bids so far but there are 12 people watching!...
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I went to the doctors today and said "Do you treat alcoholics?" He said "Yes, of course we do!" So I said "Any chance of taking me to the pub and buying me a pint then 'cos I'm skint till friday!"...
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I tried to get some storm insurance for my campsite disaster after bad storm damage. The insurance company said if my tents get blown away I'm not covered!!...
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A blind man went to a restaurant. "Menu sir?" Asked the owner. "I'm blind. Just bring me one of your dirty forks.. I will smell it & order." The confused owner got a fork. The blind man smelt the fork...
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Tv licence Man knocked on my door earlier. He said "have you got a tv" I said no ...he said "you must have you have an aerial on your roof. I said "I've got a pint of milk in the fridge but it doesn't...
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This Xmas. My Wife has just left me because of my Obsession with Small Chocolates. This calls for a 'Celebration'....
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A woman on her death bed, called her husband and asked him to open a box from under the bed... Inside he found 3 eggs and £7000 in cash. "What are the eggs for"....? Asks the husband... She replied,...
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A dog lover, whose female dog came "in heat," was concerned about keeping it and her male separated. But, she had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she...
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We just played the Christmas edition of cluedo! My wife murdered the xmas dinner in the kitchen by the oven!...

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