I was sat on the sofa next to my wife last night when my hands started to roam and she began to giggle. After a few minutes she said, "That felt really nice, why did you stop?" I replied, "Because I...
A 90 year old man was sitting on a park bench crying. A passer by asked him "what is the problem"? He said" I have a Swedish 25 yr old wife we have sex twice before breakfast once in the afternoon and...
I went on a date with a gypsy woman traveller last night. She asked me if I wanted to go back to hers for a good time... She wasn't kidding. I went on the dodgems, waltzers, ghost train and came home...
A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. As he approached, the ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?” The old farmer said, “That’s my pet rooster Chuck....
I went back to the doctor today. ...I said, " I applied the haemorroid cream that you gave me this morning and I got a very nasty reaction, ".....where actually did you apply it? " He asked. ...I...
Just bought new mobile phone on black Friday deal from currys
New galaxy s9 saved £170 happy bunny here....anyone planning to buy anything via black Friday?...
I saw a car with a sticker saying, "I am a vet therefore I can drive like an animal".
Suddenly I realised how many how many Gynaecologists there are on the road !...
Just had a near miss accident on the motorway a lorry swerved in front of me it said gillette on the side of the lorry.
Phew that was a close shave!...
I went on a date with a blonde woman last night. "Do you have any kids?" she asked. "Yes," I replied. "I have one child that's just under two." She said, "I might be blonde, but I know how many one...
