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Distinguished Gentleman...

As i was sitting on deck on a cruise a distinguished gentleman sat next to me and began reading a book after 15 minutes he looked up and asked " have you read marx" I said " yes its my own thought for...
14:53 Mon 24th Dec 20183 answers, last by marval 18:22 Mon 24th Dec 2018
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Merry Christmas To You All Xx

Best wishes to all ABers have a wonderful day tomorrow and best wishes for a healthy and prosperous 2019 xx
13:01 Mon 24th Dec 201812 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 02:03 Tue 25th Dec 2018
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Crash On M25..!!

A lorry carrying a load of snooker equipment has overturned on the M25. Police say the driver is under a rest and there are long cues on the M25!...
12:04 Mon 24th Dec 20186 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 12:36 Mon 24th Dec 2018
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Important Announcement...

Tea is more dangerous than beer. Please avoid drinking tea. I discovered this last night, I had 14 beers till 3am at the pub while my wife was just drinking tea at home. You should have seen how...
21:30 Sat 22nd Dec 20182 answers, last by albaqwerty 00:20 Sun 23rd Dec 2018
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1St Image Of The Gatwick Drone Suspect Released!

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12:44 Sat 22nd Dec 20187 answers, last by Buenchico 12:57 Sat 22nd Dec 2018
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30 Yrs Today

30 yrs today was the Lockerbie tragedy an awful day. Where on earth does time go...
20:19 Fri 21st Dec 20184 answers, last by mushroom25 19:45 Sat 22nd Dec 2018
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Shopping With The Wife...

My wife told me I'm to childish when we go out shopping! I screamed at her "stop the trolley I want to get out"!...
14:05 Fri 21st Dec 2018
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New Xmas Tree...!

As I was paying the cashier for my Christmas tree, he asked, "Are you going to put that up yourself?" I said, "No, you sick pervert, I'm putting it up in the living room!!...
12:53 Fri 21st Dec 20184 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 18:25 Fri 21st Dec 2018
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Paddy At The Doctors...

Paddy is at the doctors with severe stomach pains the doctor says " I cant find anything wrong with you..it must be the drink" Ok says paddy "I'll make another appointment when your sober"!...
18:14 Thu 20th Dec 20183 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 19:37 Thu 20th Dec 2018
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Isn't It Funny...

Isn't it funny no one ever notices when you're being provoked! Just when you retaliate!...
16:57 Thu 20th Dec 20182 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 17:01 Thu 20th Dec 2018
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My Wifes Xmas Dress...!

The wife was trying on her new xmas dress in the bedroom. "Does my bum look big in this dress" she asks Gawd i thought here we go..so i walked out the bedroom down the stairs out the front door and...
20:23 Wed 19th Dec 20184 answers, last by zebo 11:58 Thu 20th Dec 2018
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An Itch....!

Midget women goes to the doctors, and says, "doctor ive got itchy private parts"... doctor lifts up her skirt, gets some sissors and goes snip snip, he says, "Is that better,... The midget says, "A...
17:59 Wed 19th Dec 2018
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Drive In Cinema..

Yesterday i went to a new drive in cinema nr me We watched bohemian rhapsody There was a terrible electrical storm during the film. Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening !...
14:09 Wed 19th Dec 20187 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 18:07 Wed 19th Dec 2018
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Christmas Cracker Jokes....

Lets have your worst Christmas cracker jokes! I'll start with Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ? Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe...
19:13 Tue 18th Dec 201819 answers, last by marval 18:36 Wed 19th Dec 2018
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Electric Bill And The Parrot...

Husband and wife having breakfast opening up the mail husband says "christ look at the price of this electric bill" Wife says " i just dont understand it being so high" Meanwhile in the other room the...
13:34 Mon 17th Dec 20182 answers, last by Patsy33 13:46 Mon 17th Dec 2018
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New Smartphone...

A chinese smartphone maker has made a new phone for Newcastle utd supporters. Its calked huawei the lads!!...
13:05 Mon 17th Dec 20186 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 09:27 Tue 18th Dec 2018
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A Redheads Temper....

How do you handle a redheads temper. Gingerly..!...
13:19 Sun 16th Dec 20184 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 01:40 Mon 17th Dec 2018
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Cash Machines....

I could make a million jokes about cash machines.. But i can't think of one atm !...
21:18 Sat 15th Dec 20184 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 01:27 Sun 16th Dec 2018
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Little Johnny ....

Little Johnny's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they...
16:57 Sat 15th Dec 20182 answers, last by retrocop 10:10 Mon 17th Dec 2018
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Polygamy....

Polygamy is having too many wives, but monogamy is having one wife too many....!
21:28 Fri 14th Dec 201811 answers, last by vulcan42 12:54 Sat 15th Dec 2018

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