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Hope what happened with Serena Williams doesn't affect her mattress sponsors.! It would be the second time this week she'd have lost her tempur....
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After 5 years hard work I finally got my book on clocks completed and published! It's about time!....
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I got tasered when I picked up my friend at the airport today. Apparently, security doesn't like it when you shout, "Hi Jack!...
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My wife and i started dieting 2 weeks ago and the other day she said we had done really well so she suggested that we should have a cheat day .... so yesterday she brought home 2 McDonalds double...
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If you think it's dear to swim with dolphins on holiday try swimming with sharks! It cost me an arm and a leg!...
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Going out with the wife tomorrow to the supermarket. We'll be deciding whether to buy some beef, lamb, pork, or venison. It'll be a joint decision.......
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can you Imagine The Titanic with a lisp. It's unthinkable....
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I went to see the RED ARROWS yesterday. There were gasps of "Ooh" and "Aah" as the crowds watched on in amazement. Near miss after near miss had some people covering their eyes and shaking their heads...
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I went for a job interview. One of the questions I was asked was "what is your motto?" "Whatever you do, never quit" I replied. Today I received a letter. "Dear Sir, unfortunately your application for...
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I was in the pub celebrating winning £8 million quid on the lottery, then my ex-wife walked in and demanded half, i said, "Sure, it's the least i can do, she said what.! are you serious.! Oh thank...
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Husband, "Doctor, my wife has lost her voice how can I help her get it back"...? Doctor, "Try coming home drunk, at three in the morning"...
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During my check-up I asked the Doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?" He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now." I said, "I don't go in for any of that...
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I walked up to a guy in the street, and asked, "Have you seen my puppy? She's been missing since yesterday," then showed him a photo. Confused, he said, "That's just a picture of an empty dog basket."...

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