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Tilly2

Have You Ever...

Bashed yourself on the head with your hairdryer? Got the styling brush entangled, painfully, in your hair and had to resort to scissors? Burned your ear with the hot curling tongs? Poked yourself with...
20:55 Thu 21st Feb 201943 answers, last by Caran 00:22 Fri 22nd Feb 2019
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marval

My Friend

My friend has been arrested for shop lifting. I was really surprised. I didn't know he was that strong....
19:14 Thu 21st Feb 20194 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 20:46 Thu 21st Feb 2019
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maggiebee

Auto Correct

The man who invented auto correct is a peace of shirt who will barn in hello.
12:46 Thu 21st Feb 20194 answers, last by Grandma_Yiddo 22:04 Thu 21st Feb 2019
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BANANASPLITS

Jigsaw Inventor....

The inventor of the jigsaw puzzle died today he was married for over 60 years. His wife is said to be in 1500 pieces....
22:08 Tue 19th Feb 20195 answers, last by spathiphyllum 12:37 Wed 20th Feb 2019
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nailit

Emotion And Faith. Logic And Doubt.

It seems to me (both on AB and in real life) that the reasons why religious believers and religious doubters differ in their opinions is because of the way that we process information. Either...
20:12 Tue 19th Feb 201955 answers, last by naomi24 22:40 Sun 24th Feb 2019
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anotheoldgit

Is It Now Offensive To Described A Black Person As Black?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-6719773/John-Motson-apologises-Millwall-striker-Tom-Elliott-race-gaffe.html...
12:41 Tue 19th Feb 2019109 answers, last by douglas9401 16:50 Wed 20th Feb 2019
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marval

Morals

Two Irish lads Pat and Mick are drinking in a bar. Pat says to Mick "I had my way with that blonde lass that I met last night" Mick replies to him and says. "Will you be seeing her again later...
18:01 Mon 18th Feb 20196 answers, last by cupid04 16:38 Wed 27th Feb 2019
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BANANASPLITS

Grounded...

My son just came home with a sofa and an armchair he said" someone just gave them to me" I've grounded him ...I don't know how many times I've told him not to accept suites from strangers!!...
15:48 Mon 18th Feb 20197 answers, last by Patsy33 17:12 Mon 18th Feb 2019
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Deskdiary

Neighbour's Cat Died On My Drive - Interested In Opinions...

I'll try to keep this short. I have a gravel drive and some weeds have started to come through so I was out yesterday with weed killer. It would appear the neighbour's cat has either licked it, or...
19:03 Sun 17th Feb 2019100 answers, last by Deskdiary 11:29 Tue 19th Feb 2019
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BANANASPLITS

My Wife...

My wife accused me of being a transvestite. So I packed her things and left....
20:44 Sat 16th Feb 20197 answers, last by tonyav 03:00 Sun 17th Feb 2019
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Patsy33

Late For My Train

I was an hour late for my train today, but luckily when I reached the station, it was still there... The people must have wondered, "Where the hell is the driver?"...
18:48 Sat 16th Feb 20197 answers, last by jno 19:49 Sat 16th Feb 2019
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Patsy33

My Grandad

My Grandad always said, “as one door closes, another opens”, lovely man, terrible cabinet maker. ....
20:06 Fri 15th Feb 201913 answers, last by marval 16:00 Sat 16th Feb 2019
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BANANASPLITS

Donate My Clothes

I just got a phone call from a charity asking me to donate any of my old clothes to starving people around the world! I told em you must be joking anyone who fits into my clothes ain't starving!!...
13:24 Fri 15th Feb 20199 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 20:01 Fri 15th Feb 2019
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TonyV

Trump And His Wall

He's definitely determined to get his wall built, but that was one of his election promises that got him elected. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-47258754...
17:55 Fri 15th Feb 201915 answers, last by TonyV 20:23 Fri 15th Feb 2019
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Patsy33

Fathers Day

Not saying it's rough where I live, but Aldi are selling Father Day cards in packs of five...
14:56 Wed 13th Feb 20199 answers, last by Patsy33 16:20 Fri 15th Feb 2019
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tinkerbell23

Book Written By Two Irish Brothers

I am searching for the name of a book I read many years ago written by two brothers from Ireland who survived the most horrific child abuse. I cannot for the life of me remember these guys names. I am...
20:12 Thu 14th Feb 20192 answers, last by tinkerbell23 20:22 Thu 14th Feb 2019
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youngmafbog

Now Is This A Jail Or What?

We need one of these. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6702159/Inside-hellhole-prison-drug-baron-El-Chapo-spend-rest-days-in.html...
14:56 Thu 14th Feb 201948 answers, last by agchristie 10:05 Fri 15th Feb 2019
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DTCwordfan

Anybody Been Lucky?

Can this be topped? Happy Valentine's Day to all the AB gals. https://www.flowerbx.com/same-day/same-day-red-naomi-100v...
12:57 Thu 14th Feb 201966 answers, last by Calicogirl 23:01 Thu 14th Feb 2019
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whistonian

Smartmeters

I am really being harassed by my energy company to have a Smartmeter fitted.Would love to hear your views on these meters.
15:02 Thu 14th Feb 201928 answers, last by sherrardk 22:56 Thu 14th Feb 2019
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Calicogirl

What Are You Doing For Valentine's Day?

I'm doing a big fat nothing romantic (although I know I have got something because I've been told not to touch something until tomorrow, and I'm excited about that) because my other half is away, but...
19:10 Wed 13th Feb 201958 answers, last by Cloverjo 08:00 Thu 14th Feb 2019

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