Told my Doctor can't stop breaking wind. Undressed for examination, breaking wind every few seconds. Doctor reached for a big pole with a hook on the end. I screamed, " What you doing with that?" He...
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I know B all about football but I can always remember this Gentleman from 1966....
I thought I won the argument with my partner as to how to arrange the dining room furniture. But when I got home the tables were turned. I was really embarrassed when my partner caught me playing with...
Had to go to the Doctors yesterday and having stripped off he immediately mentioned the fact that my genitalia was perfectly shaped like a saxophone... I explained that it was a family trait and that...
Valentine's Day is but around the corner - to help you AB romantics, it's time to share some verses based on 'Roses are red, Violets are blue' - let's hear your contributions, serious or...
Hi all, As you may know I disappeared on medical leave in September. I have now returned and am phasing myself back into my position as your faithful AB Editor. I hope everyone is well and you have...
So after all this time Pm May wants J.C.to help her would now be time for May to go and J C to help out our country after of course we stay in the EEC .?
In response to Nailit’s observation that “It’s gone a bit quiet on here”, in an effort to generate a little discussion that might be of interest to all, ASSUMING THE MAN JESUS EXISTED, who do...
Whenever I feel a bit unwell and manage to eat a curry, I always seem to feel lots better after. What is it I wonder? Maybe the spices have healing powers. :-)
A magician calls a man up on stage, hands him a mallet and instructs the man to hit him as hard as possible on the head. The magician then proceeds to put his head down on a wooden block. The man...
A judge was interviewing a Tennessee woman regarding her pending divorce and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with...
A novice gardener was rushed to hospital yesterday, after accidentally eating a poisonous daffodil bulb which she had thought was an onion. The lady who has not been named, is making a slow recovery...
I didn't know that the above was re made , starring Denzel Washington . Watched bits of it the other night , in between falling asleep and waking up ,on the settee ( as usual ) Anyway from the bits I...
First thought, some sort of hypo-tension, but BP is 125ish/65-ish, so seems not. I stand up, walk a few steps, wish I hadn’t, sit down, recover. Then it improves. Anything obvious to look at, think...