My Mil...

[BANANASPLITS]

My MIL never stops moaning
"£2 for a cup of tea...£1 for a biscuit"
I said "look I never asked you to visit us you just turned up"

[Fanriffic]

She'll dance on your grave when your gone. Opt for a burial at sea to be safe.

[BANANASPLITS]

Lol as it happens my MIL is great to be honest

[Fanriffic]

My ex girlfriend used to moan at me for not taking her out very often and when I eventually took her out for some tea and biscuits she started moaning again because she had to give a pint of blood first.
No pleasing some folk eh!

[BANANASPLITS]

Lol

[Patsy33]

I should put the prices up!..lol..

[marval]

lol

[EDDIE51]

My Mother in Law has a job at Heathrow,'Kick starting Jumbo Jets'!