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Hey...cut That Out

A snowman was seen refiling through a large crate of carrots in the fruit and veg department of a local supermarket. The store manager spots him and says "Hey don't handle the food unless you're going...

Nameless14

How Are People Manipulated By The Media, In Your Opinion?

How dangerous do you think media manipulation is and why?

Baldric

Good News Day ;o))

Mrs B. is being allowed home this afternoon, a few conditions but at least she'll be at home. Picking her up after 14:00....

retrocop

Christmas Dinner

Had a blazing row with the Missus yesterday over Christmas dinner. She threw her Prawn cocktail at me and added,”Thats just for starters!” :-(...

Rockrose

Thoughtful Gift

My father brought me a 1 egg frying pan and my husband bought me a small set of cutlery, just enjoyed an omelette without any waste which is fantastic but the dogs don’t look so happy! What’s even...

Maydup

New Vacuum In The Sales

I need a new vacuum cleaner and might try looking for one in the sales. Any recommendations? Last year I read all the reviews and settled on a pull along Hoover, but it has no suction and gives me...

bainbrig

Why Don’T Bigger Birds Whistle And Sing?

Well, up to say blackbirds or such, they wonderfully musical, but chickens? Geese? Why the difference? BB...

Bazile

Usual Round Of Xmas Film Offerings

Why is it that every time the Dirty Dozen is shown , Telly Savalas always spoils it for the success of the mission ?

BANANASPLITS

On Her Death Bed...

A woman on her death bed, called her husband and asked him to open a box from under the bed... Inside he found 3 eggs and £7000 in cash. "What are the eggs for"....? Asks the husband... She replied,...

Rockrose

How Soon

Can I start cycling again after umbilical surgery? I have been signed off from work for 6 weeks is that the length of time before I can start cycling? I managed a 3k walk yesterday but it’s left me...

Ripper

Lovatts Monster Colossus 120

10 across: Cleaver (7) M?A?A?? Thanks in advance...

nailit

How Many A Bers Are Having A Tipple Tonight ?

Im off the wagon for tonight and imbibing a few vodka and cokes. Whats ur poison this Xmas?...

mumstheword1

Have Had A Lovely Day, Have You?

Lovely lunch with husband, son, daughter in law, bump and daughter really nice. Love family time and next year will have a new addition....

Kay18

What Do You Think The Sentence Will Be

Hi this is really sensitive for me it's still all fresh and raw. But I need to prepare myself for the worst likely outcome. My partner has assaulted me whilst I'm holding our new baby. He was...

nailit

Thats Put A Dampner On The Day

Texted my ex mother in law (who ive stayed friends with) this morning to wish her a happy xmas. Got a phone call to tell me that she died early hours of this morning....

fruitsalad

What Time

Are you having yours, dinner that is

sandyRoe

I've Stumbled Across An Area Of You Tube Where Attractive Young Women Review And Model Bikinis.

Watching it for a while the thought came to me that there might be an opening for an older chap to review cloth caps, walking sticks, slippers, and comfortable clothes. Any thoughts?...

Mamyalynne

Christmas Eve Song From Mamya ♥

Happy Christmas to one and all on AB, thank you for the help,support and of course the splendid music...Best Wishes...♥♥♥ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xPtOo40-4Q...