On Her Death Bed...

[BANANASPLITS]

A woman on her death bed, called her husband and asked him to open a box from under the bed...
Inside he found 3 eggs and £7000 in cash. "What are the eggs for"....? Asks the husband...
She replied, "Every time we had crap sex, I would put an egg in the box"...
Not bad" says the husband,
"3 eggs in 35year an the cash"...?
She replies, "Every time I got a dozen,
I’ sold them"...

[jno]

this should be posted in the Yolks section.

[BANANASPLITS]

Eggsactly!

[Ken4155]

This joke is best laid to rest.

[BANANASPLITS]

Ok ken I'll put it to bed!

[jno]

definitely a joke for the family albumen

[BANANASPLITS]

You two crack me up

[BANANASPLITS]

Dont be poaching this joke either!

[jno]

ova my dead body

[retrocop]

Don’t get it. Too many egg nogs over Christmas has scrambled my brain.