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DTCwordfan

Anybody Been Lucky?

Can this be topped? Happy Valentine's Day to all the AB gals. https://www.flowerbx.com/same-day/same-day-red-naomi-100v...
12:57 Thu 14th Feb 201966 answers, last by Calicogirl 23:01 Thu 14th Feb 2019
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Patsy33

Fathers Day

Not saying it's rough where I live, but Aldi are selling Father Day cards in packs of five...
14:56 Wed 13th Feb 20199 answers, last by Patsy33 16:20 Fri 15th Feb 2019
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Markthespark

Each Answer Is A Singer Or Group

Someone living in Wales or Ireland perhaps? (8) A dazzling actress who's lost her shine? Not really! (4,6) A soft edge to the sea (5,4) Many thanks...
17:53 Wed 12th Dec 20184 answers, last by JJ109 02:29 Thu 13th Dec 2018
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Spicerack

Pub...

It takes me 10 minutes to walk to the pub. But it takes me half an hour to walk home. It's staggering....
10:15 Wed 05th Dec 201810 answers, last by Old_Geezer 10:54 Thu 06th Dec 2018
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Patsy33

Why Did..

Why did Bach have so many children? He did not have a stop on his organ...
19:15 Wed 28th Nov 201826 answers, last by Patsy33 18:09 Sun 02nd Dec 2018
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Spicerack

My Girlfriend

likes to be covered with cheese..
13:41 Wed 14th Nov 201816 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:46 Wed 14th Nov 2018
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Patsy33

Denied..

Lance Armstrong has denied ever using drugs, but he admitted pedalling....
21:55 Tue 13th Nov 201820 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 01:19 Wed 14th Nov 2018
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marval

My Dad

My Dad is a Traffic Warden. For my birthday he gave me a “Stop” sign, a wheel clamp and a red traffic light. I asked for a stationery set....
00:16 Tue 13th Nov 20185 answers, last by tonyav 00:48 Tue 13th Nov 2018
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Patsy33

I Told..

I told a bunch of jazz musicians to go forth and multiply, so now I’m on the sax offenders register. ....
19:53 Sun 04th Nov 20185 answers, last by marval 14:40 Mon 05th Nov 2018
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AuntLydia

Blinking Foreigners!

I can’t wait for Brexit! Sadly nothing seems to be built in the UK anymore! The back of my new TV declares ‘Built in Antenna’ -a country I’ve never even heard of! Blinking Foreigners…....
12:48 Sun 04th Nov 20185 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 14:20 Sun 04th Nov 2018
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Patsy33

Which..

Which Spice girl can hold the most petrol? Geri can....
12:18 Sun 28th Oct 20189 answers, last by zebo 20:41 Sun 28th Oct 2018
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Patsy33

A Friend

A friend got a job as a postman. On his first day, he was handed a letter. He looked at it, and thought “this isn’t for me”....
16:49 Fri 26th Oct 20189 answers, last by Patsy33 19:18 Fri 26th Oct 2018
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Patsy33

Shakespeare

William Shakespeare walks into a bar. The barman says “Oi! You’re bard.”...
20:00 Mon 22nd Oct 201818 answers, last by Shaglene 18:56 Tue 23rd Oct 2018
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marval

Father Murphy Plays Golf

Father Murphy was playing golf with a parishioner. On the first hole, he sliced into the rough. His opponent heard him mutter, "hoover" under his breath. On the second hole, the ball went straight...
18:39 Fri 21st Sep 20183 answers, last by rowanwitch 18:59 Fri 21st Sep 2018
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Patsy33

A Friend..

A friend of mine is always going on about photography jokes. You just can’t shutter up....
16:40 Mon 17th Sep 201824 answers, last by Patsy33 20:08 Thu 20th Sep 2018

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